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I Learned It From You (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-14 22:05:56
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2022-01

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screw you, ducks

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Anonymous

Geese deserve it.

Absentia

Damn, Pintsize really is just a giant kid, isn't he?

Drazi

Yah, the oil change person told me that one a few days ago. 🤷‍♀️

Anonymous

Nooo! Not the birbs.

Anonymous

Quack!

Mark Thomas

He just wants to see mutant gigantic super-birbs in the world, that's all...

John Fiala

"I learned it from you!"

KCkittysnores

Aww, he wants to be just like a human. Personally AND ecologically irresponsible.

David Barr
>>73728487

Since no one else has linked to it, yet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

wargrunt42

Ducks are bastards! They won't be missed.

Anonymous

Punchline of old, old joke: "I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and five bucks for a fucked up duck."

BeatButton

I love pintsize now

Magic Chopstick Games

Back when she was...2? 3? My daughter scrawled the following to-do list on a scrap of paper: 1. Kill all ducks 2. Take over the world 3. Make feather hat

Ísabel Pirsic

mainly malllards (male 🦆 ), though

Jim Feldman
>>73728875

Canadian Geese. They're obnoxious, territorial, poop like dogs and shred grassy areas. They're not even Canadian anymore. They hang around like entitled hipsters. We made a mistake bringing them back.

Anonymous
>>73729696

Seriously, have you SEEN the wangs on those guys?! They would give Cthulu nightmares, FFS!

Anonymous

This is interesting tho because I feel like pint-size would Absolutely have an anatomically correct body but i also don't think Claire would be nonchalant about seeing his package? Not to speculate too much about genitals

Andrew L Butula
>>73731256

If "don't react" isn't the first lesson you learn around Pintsize i don't know what is.

Joe
>>73728464

I'd like to see mutant gigantic super-birbs, too.

Anonymous

I continue to be very confused about the reason behind and the non reaction to pintsizes robot nudity

Sleepy John

Now Claire knows how to hold Pintsize hostage by holding a paperclip to his body.

Miyaa

I hate to agree with Pintsize, but Pintsize is totally right. Humans are the worst.

Joseph Bonnar

Toxic waste and ducks? Oh dear LORD, we're gonna get GEESE now!

Michael Boettger

Wait, you CAN'T dump toxic waste in a bird sanctuary? Shit. Be right back.

Anonymous
>>73738999

This is actually how you get Canada Geese, the world's most toxic bird.

BobC
>>73729618

Don't we all love walking, talking self-contradictions? The old Pintsize was so much, uh, "simpler". Re-embodiment may be affecting him more than Roko's body dysmorphia.

Todd Ellner

Now we have Yelling Bird's Secret Origin Story

Mad Marie
>>73728332

Yeah, Jiffy Lube claims my chassis isn’t rated for advanced yoga poses either. Not sure whether they were commenting on my automobile or me personally, but both are correct.

Scotty

Claire's nose ring is back 😁👍

Merle Blue

Honestly, Pintsize...mood.

Shane Wegner

Is that Duck Tails origin story?

Anonymous

Ah, a great paradox of the QC universe: You can change the size of the Pint, but you can't change the Pintsize.

Bagge

I love the two of them bonding over body issues

Anonymous

The line every parental species loves to use on their offspring: Do as I say, not as I do.

Yelling Bird

I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

Anonymous

:3 look how expressive he is! I'm still so happy for our little metal lad

OldGoat
>>73758997

We know, and are eternally grateful that you do not have opposable thumbs.

Anonymous

““But humans do it” …” ROFLMAO!

Anonymous

i dont know about you guys, but i doubt my body is rated for advanced yoga poses either

Lee B.
>>73800206

same.. my body is not rated for simple existence

Clifton Royston

Claire's not wrong. I mean [gestures at country, world, planet]