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Babby Dwinks (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-18 01:07:27
Imported:
2022-01

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Miyaa

Ranch?! Eww!

Nicholas Lopez

They are so fucking cute 🥺

Michael Boettger

So which two characters would create a lovely balsamic vinegrette?

Anonymous

How about ranch AND oil and vinegar mixed?

Michael

I'm 37 and my sister is 41 and she still has problems seeing me as a functional adult. Clinton and Claire's fights are a lot like my sister and my fights.

Miyaa
>>69991089

Yay, Roko, & Melon in some weird threesome.

Kenneth Carlile

ain't nuffin wrong with ranch or vinaigrettes.

Dean Reilly

Clinton would look ridiculous in a cowboy hat, though.

Sean Kinlin

Faye and Bubbles are a creamy Gorgonzola-Dijon.

Jaron Mortimer

The Virgin Ranch dressing vs the Chad Ceasar dressing

Miyaa
>>69991308

So this will be the day when I discover different kinds of ranch dressing, just like three years ago I learned about Japanese style mayonnaise.

gatherer818

I was sad when their naked time ended but this is just as good

EnterTheHero

Clinton, come on. At least upgrade to bleu cheese.

Anonymous

I just came here to say: Ranch is good!

Anonymous

"you don't get mix"?

Some Ed
>>69991122

I'm nearly 50 and I still have problems seeing me as a functional adult. Just sayin'.

Diptych

We don't really have ranch dressing here, but I always heard jokes about it being the epitome of crass Americana, so I figured it was, I'unno, slices of hot dog floating in marshmallow fluff. I was surprised when I learned it was just a cream sauce with a mix of spices and herbs. It sounds nice?

Anonymous

a babby dwink for the babby twink

Anonymous
>>69991568

Only judgy judggertons don’t let people enjoy ranch. It’s very nice.

Melissa Smits

Hey, Clinton can like ranch just fine. There's a lot of reasons it's popular: pepper, cream, texture. I don't go for it myself but for the haters I suggest: 1) try making your own at home, 2) chuck some Tobasco in it and see if that makes it more satisfying. Or! Hear me out. Sriracha Ranch.

Yelling Bird

YEAH! NOW SUCK THAT COCK!

Anonymous
>>69992129

Spicy mayo is delicious, really doesn't need to be fancified by calling it aioli, and I'll fight but probably not die on this hill (lol)

Mad Marie
>>69991220

Jeph: can we see a Marigold-style internal view of Clinton’s brain where all the Clintons are characters in an old west town?

Anonymous
>>69991481

He works at a bar. He is always drunk. Grammar is subjective. I'm sure we'll get a 400-page dissertation on his saucing followed by an update on the submersible helicopter Steve bought in Thailand. It's fine. Don't judge.

Anonymous
>>69992129

No. There are only two ranches: Hidden Valley, which is the Kraft Dinner of salad dressing, or "Bar Ranch", which is whatever the cook could find back there to put in a little cup for wing-dippin'. You can't make it yourself.

Bagge

Snugglehug!

Pejo
>>69991773

Thanks to your comment I just figured out what Jeph meant by that title wasn't calling Clinton a twink

Pavel Curtis

Extra word "get" in the final panel...

Temperjoke

I'm gonna have to send you my dentist bill, cause I'm sure all this sweetness is giving me cavities :P

Anonymous

Ranch is good. Chipotle ranch is even better. Just don't substitute ranch for the bleu cheese dressing with buffalo wings. That's blasphemy.

Anonymous
>>69992129

Home-made ranch with a chipotle chile blitzed into it is pretty spectacular for dipping crudites.

Matt Pedone
>>69998821

I didn't like ranch until my partner started making it from scratch. It's amazing! Agreed on the wings, though - bleu cheese all the way.

Anonymous

That last panel gives me such joy.

David Pipes
>>69992129

Isn't Hidden Valley, like, very protective of their copywritten formula, or something?

Anonymous
>>69992176

it's been so long here at home, that I'm just happy to hear when anybody gets a cock sucked, somewhere.

Ruth Merriam

Now I want hot chocolate.

dragonkittyrawr

There's something off about the phrase "It seems like you don't get mix". Like it should be "It seems like you won't mix" or "It seems like you don't mix" instead

MercuryBuddha

That last panel is Everything. <3

Vanillastump .
>>70030857

Thanks, I didn't see it at first, now it's all I'll ever see. Even if he fixes it on the main site, when I go down a QC hole (I stay up for as long as it takes me to read from issue 1-now) I'll always see this.

Some Ed
>>69991426

I feel like your sadness may be in part because you're looking at it wrong. I think you should hit the edit button (click the dots beside the reply to button for your comment, and it will be right there) and put the word "first" where it minimizes your sadness the most.

Chewbacca

I’m sorry, I’ve done a lot to outrun my redneck upbringing, but I just can’t deny my love of ranch dressing.

OldGoat
>>69998821

The only thing better than bleu cheese is Roquefort, the aristocrat of blued cheeses.

Anonymous
>>69998821

I feel like turning Roquefort into a dressing to have with buffalo wings might be wasting the Roquefort? But hey, if you have the money to burn and want to give it a try, you do you. :-D

Lucas Werkmeister

I'm suddenly reminded of the line from an older comic that was something like "Melon and logic are like water and oil, you can get them to mix but it requires vigorous shaking"

Lucas Werkmeister
>>70186629

found it (it was actually oil and vinegar in that comic too) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962