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Risky Treatment (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-13 01:11:39
Imported:
2022-01

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just some guys being dudes

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Miyaa

No, Hercules! Don’t make biscuits THERE!

Anonymous

and they were roommates who were also best friends

Michael

Derpy Hercules makes everything better.... usually

Anonymous

Hercules noooo

Anonymous

Post-coitus panic attack is incredibly relatable tho

Anonymous

***OW***

Anonymous

This is why you put a towel down first.

TwoRavens

Cat on naked lap = Danger! Potential infection risk! Cat scratch fever is no joke. Especially so close to sensitive bits.

Leaflemming

I have had this happen IT IS THE #1 NO CATS WHEN NAKED ARGUMENT

Anonymous

I can't get over how chill and socially competent Clinton is these days. Compared to when we first met him, it's like night and day.

Anonymous

Hercules: Distraction Mode

Shaun

Happy cats have happy feet!

Anonymous

Poor Elliott.

Edward Clayton Andrews

... okay, i'll let inserting pussy into a gay scene slide THIS TIME. But I've got my eye on you!

Michael Boettger

Yup. Hercules makes biscuits on Elliot's privates. Clinton, you didn't think this through. And Hercules loses his bedroom privileges.

Maugrim

Mood https://i.imgur.com/IZmMiLt.png

Dylan T

These two are a gay disaster and I'm here for it

Nulgar

Somewhere, Yay is watching this and shrugging: "Should've put Hercules into my care for the evening."

lilibat

HELPING!

Thomas Halpin

this is so delightful and I'm sorry for Elliot, but I'm also laughing enough that I had to stop typing for a sec.

Anonymous

I am feeling extremely called out by this recent series of updates. How dare you.

Peter McDevitt

um... did Clintons' hand grow back? Shouldn't one be opera-glove white?

The World Famous Chocomerican

Also, Clinton should probably check if Elliot's refractory period is up and distract him with more sexytimes.

Mark Thomas

Not going to be a round 2 tonight...

Anonymous

OMG THE SEX WAS SO GOOD IT HEALED CLINTON’S HAND. Quick, somebody go get Luke Skywalker! 😂

Andrew L Butula
>>63655050

The last one had all sorts of problems with grit getting into the workings so Faye convinced him to wear a cover, which apparently matches to his skin tone. Surprising they had one in "Daywalker."

Anonymous

just Joes bein' bros

Sammitch

"hanging out" :3c

Everett Bradshaw

Looks like Clinton has the same problem I do: flat ass. I feel ya, Clinton, I feel ya.

Anonymous

Oh no! Continuity error! Clinton's got both hands!!!

Dean Reilly

Panic attack averted!

Anonymous
>>63655732

I was about to say - at least he's distracted from his anxiety. Now he has something else to worry about!

Anonymous
>>63655435

The synthetic covering is blending really well and he covered the seam with makeup, there.

Elberik

No Hercules, that's not a toy. Neither are those.

Grace Kieser
>>63654746

Just make sure to wash thoroughly with soap and water quickly and it's fine!

Slashplane

Now you know why we have a cat named "Red"

Drazi
>>63657299

Are you sure? Cats really like playing with balls. 😇

Anonymous

Very smart move, Clinton. Giving Elliot something REAL to worry about!!

Aaron Schulz

Hercules looks pleased.

Shawn K. Younkin

How to tell me this is your first time, without telling me this is your first time...

Ian Wolfe
>>63658945

"I'll teach you to never to lock ME out ever again...."

Anonymous

Even with clothes on this is an issue. Had two pairs of jeans ruined by the claws of startled cats.

TubaGinger

1 foot apart, 'cuz they are gay!

Anonymous

Oh Elliot, you have generalized anxiety disorder. Do some deep breathing in and out. Make a therapy appointment. Go on medication. Start meditating. Clinton is handling this as well as can be expected. They really are good for each other.

Anonymous

Also Elliot and Hannelore should have a chat.

Anonymous

OMG This is so cute. I can totally relate to the perils of pointy murder mittens and exposed skin. Anyone else low key hoping for some bonus Patreon risqué/nsfw artwork of these two?

JD

Today I learnt that I am Elliott

OldGoat

Cat pads are a thing. And handy even if you aren't nekkid.

Lars Gottlieb
>>63659998

T-shirts last a couple weeks in this house before developing holes. If I'm lucky ..

Anonymous
>>63660815

Ooh yes yes yes indeed…. Erhm… i mean… some more artwork would be nice.

Anonymous

Herc’s grin 🤣

Yelling Bird

I LOVE CLAWS IN MY LAP!

Anonymous

My cat won't jump on my lap if I'm wearing shorts because she knows it will be uncomfortable for me. She's the best.

Onyx

Yet another way I'm like Elliot <3 Minus the claws in my lap lol (Claws on bare thighs hurt almost as much tho.)

Lisa

At some point I think it would be smart for Clinton to check in and make sure this was all ok for Elliot. There is a possibility here that Elliot's actually not ok with the sex and is projecting that onto Clinton. It seems pretty unlikely, given his initial "wow" reaction, but worth asking the question once and then accepting the answer once given. If nothing else, that's a way for Clinton to role model accepting such reassurance. (To be fair, Clinton is doing his best, and I think they'll work through this one way or the other.)

Anonymous

Poor Jeph, cursed to always forget the robo hand

SpookyPenguin

omg Jeph I'm about to bust a vein laughing. Reminds me so much of my cat who loves to snuggle and then idly wonders what its like to bite my nose or my hand. And she didn't get the memo about claws, she's lovely but let's just say don't have a career as a balloon clown around her.

Atashkada

Archeologists in 1000 years: "Surely they were *very good pals*, such *excellent friends*."

Daniel Blom Paulsen

Oh, Elliot ... 🥺 This is me, and I adore Clinton for his handling of the situation. 💚

Anonymous

Sounds like Elliot might have some boo-boos that Clinton needs to kiss to make feel better

Anonymous
>>63663513

I... don't think cats do that? Yours must have branched off the main genetic line 10k years ago 😜

Josh Moberly

Ah yes, the fuck-spiral of the anxiety negative feedback loop. I know it well.

Sarah Buisson

You forget clinton robot hand

Anonymous

Hercules knows what he's doing.

Scotty

A bare lap and sharp claws don't mix.

Scotty
>>63677551

Even with clothes sometimes a cats claw can poke through your clothes and scratch your skin.

Anonymous

Elliot is so anxious that Clinton’s compensating with a greater-than-zero amount of chill

Chloë Salzenberg
>>63683724

From my experience, chill is easier when you realize you can handle an emergency better than anyone else present. It may be bad but if you don't do something it'll be worse.

Jason Li

Well, logic and comfort didn’t help Elliot feel better- maybe this will at least distract him…?

Chris Crowther

I see Clinton is in to a little S&M.

BobC

Elliot turns to writing stories under a pseudonym. His first one? "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Bawls.

Anonymous

Isn't one of Clint's hands robotic?