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Checking Out (Patreon)

Published:
2021-06-29 01:20:20
Imported:
2022-01

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Michael

Just like when you have a mechanic for a friend

Peter McDevitt

is she trying to butter him up to sell his old body?

Anonymous

Hands off, Fay! Dang! 😳

fizzlefist

Faye showing the tough love

Anonymous

I like Internet Jerry

Anonymous

Excuse you Faye being filled with baby opossums is a feature, not a bug

Anonymous

Faye DOES care. Truly the biggest plot twist ever

Anonymous

Please link old comics with internet Jerry references. Its sounding vaguely familiar.

Rhipidura

still can’t get over the fact that pintsize is a twink

Anonymous

🎵 I’m checkin out, (she’s checkin’ out!) 🎵

Miyaa

Internet Jerry is probably psychic or maybe that’s psycho.

Matt Grayson

Are we sure that isn’t Winslow in disguise?

Anonymous

Aww, she does care!

Michael Boettger

Faye has, in the past, been a queen of sketchy decisions, so she knows what she's talking about. Also, she and Bubbles may have experience with Internet Jerry"s product line.

Joseph Bonnar

That's caring of her. But a friend's discount? THAT CROSSES THE LINE!

Orion Rhine

I hope he gets the family discount instead. Same as the friend discount, but the friendly insults are a little closer to home.

Anonymous

faye means BUSINESS

Noise
>>62749490

Maybe a little, but she's also smart and cynical enough to know that any long term hardware problems are going to end up in her shop anyway.

Anonymous

Look, as much as I love pint size shenanigans, It’s been days, and I need to know how Elliot and Clinton’s date went

Dylan T

Faye cares about you, Pintsize, but it is *very* begrudgingly. Do not push your luck.

Anonymous
>>62749647

Their business may be *surviving* because of Internet Jerry's product line

Thisguy

I love her aggressive approach to bringing in new clients. Also love her unsettling ability to look at a person and see them as a potential client. Like a doctor who is at a party and just silently diagnoses everyone he meets.

Ted Van Roekel

This is what being friends with a physical therapist is like.

Anonymous

Can I just say how nice it is to see how, despite pintsize's generally terrible personality, everyone still generally cares about them and *gurgling possom noises*

Anonymous

He said "yet" and I am not even surprised.

Anonymous

I mean if all he screwed himself out of is a discount he must be loved

Fart Captor

Aww, this is sweet as hell. And I love that Faye knows about Internet Jerry

Daniel S

Oh god this is the endgame for his giant metal dick, isn't it.

Simon Green

What makes Pintsize tick? Find out literally in the next episode of Questionable Content! Same splat time, same splat channel.

kaitou

The sawdust is needed for the baby possums' litter box.

TubaGinger

Internet Jerry probably sends a lot of business to Union Robotics indirectly.

Chase the Dragon

The fact she knows about internet Jerry enough to be cautious

Todd Ellner

She's a pro and knows him too well

Todd Ellner
>>62749469

It's long gone https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Buck Caldwell
>>62749996

Or a personal trainer. "Hey, I couldn't help but notice you're slightly favoring your left leg. How're your knees?"

Diptych

After his heart-to-heart with Claire, I'm calling Pintsize walking in the door and instantly trying to make others feel bad a return to unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Anonymous

I'm surprised to see that no one has yet considered that Union Robotics might be a CUSTOMER of Internet Jerry. His prices are good, and as long as they insist on inspection before acceptance and payment, they can be sure they aren't getting the sawdust-and-possum product.

Kuragari
>>62750291

I'm sure she's had to help Internet Jerry's customers with sketch parts before.

Dan Curtis

I wonder how A.I.s are identified when they can switch bodies and looks on a whim.

BobC
>>62749649

Well, offering Pintsize a discount would let her ADD glitches if enough aren't there already.

Andrew

Faye, are you totally checking him out?

BobC

Well, at least she didn't say "Abso-FUCKING-lutely not."

Andrew L Butula
>>62749845

Probably also looking to exercise an ounce of prevention now to avoid a pound of cure down the line, since in all probability Martin would be on the hook for any costs Pintsize can't cover.

Anonymous

Faye continues to be the dream. Add her to the "thought it was a crush turns out it's transition goals" list

Hugh Eckert
>>62749797

Also, she knows she'd better get the upper hand with Pintsize right away or else he might do something to her that Bubbles would have to respond to.

Anonymous

Need to charge him extra. Responsibility tax.

Summer Sudbrink

Would Yay go to bat for Pintsize if Internet Jerry ripped him off? Would Yay be interested in Pintsize’s old chassis for that matter?

Nicolas Demers
>>62752799

She'd yeet you to the curb for even thinking that! No, I see nothing but concern that possums don't hatch out of him and lay eggs in her mouth of something.

Anonymous

What's the issue with being full of baby possums?

Ardent Slacker
>>62752593

Not really any harder than sorting out cell phones or recognizing a person with a new haircut.

Magic Chopstick Games

🎶 Innnn-ter-net Jerry!* 🎵 “Buy two limbs and the third one’s FREE!”

Leak

Who says Internet Jerry isn't an AI, and it's his real name? Stranger names have popped up here...

Ack

Welp, given that May's old body spontaneously combusted, this is a worthwhile precaution.

Anonymous

What Faye isn't saying is that technically Pintsize does qualify for a discount, because of the important role he played in Faye's career development, but because he also gets charged the "Chaos Goblin Tax", the two cancel each other out to make the price the same as regular price.

Brian

Faye is so good 😭😭😭

Ben Russell-Gough

This is basically a metaphor for having a friend who is a doctor, isn't it?

Absentia

Faye instantly goes into mama bear mode, i love it.

Anonymous
>>62755874

Pintsize's old chassis has been repurposed into a sex toy courtesy of Something*Positive. https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Anonymous
>>62760987

Yeah, but May's old body came from a reputable government source. Pintsize got *his* from a shady dealer of bizarre goods and services. One of these provides quality, the other does not.

Yelling Bird

I'M CURRENTLY ROOSTING IN HIS ASS!

David Durant

This is the 2nd time in two strips where Faye's treated an AI like a thing not a person. Not cool.

Solomon Garland
>>62767459

Pintsize is a person, but his body is a thing. The type of thing Faye spends all day taking apart and putting back together.

Daniel Rydberg

Plot twist: Pinsize new body is also military grade.

Jeremy Jorgensen
>>62768150

But like shitty military grade, like pants that constantly rip or the MRE flavors no one wants

Bagge

I love that Fay know internet jerry's work

SpookyPenguin

I'm going to have to...operate.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is how Faye Whitaker does 'friendship'.

Jax

If he is not full of baby possums I shall be vastly disappointed.

Chris Crowther

With friends like Faye you don't really need enemies.

Jeremy
>>62776401

But if you do *also* have enemies you really want a friend like her.

Anonymous

Mandatory service appointment. I really hope there are baby possums.

Bagge

anyway, does the dick Faye and Bubbles make him fit the new chassis? asking for a frie... um... guy I know.

KapsLocked

anybody want to make bets that Faye finds some milSpec hardware on that chassis? XD

Anonymous

Wait.... Who transfered pintsizes brain box into this body? Internet Jerry?

Tim Williams

didn't think possums were an option!

Anonymous
>>62797022

I'm betting... experimental porn-bot features, and the boff-history has accidentally been left intact.

Anonymous
>>62804183

They would grey that option out if they knew it was Pintsize.

Matthias Urlichs

Heh. Finally a legit chance for Faye to take him apart. She wanted to do that, albeit more permanently, for how long exactly?

Anonymous

Oh YAY, you read my mind about a story arc with Pintsize's new body lol - imagining Marten and Faye pushing a wheelbarrow with disassembled Pintsize frantically across town at night, post-apocalyptic ro undercover style lol. Maybe SpaceStation fights Pintsize for control of it?

onitake

That Internet Jerry sure is sketchy. I bet there will be an appearance in the comic soon. :3

Anonymous

I really really hope "Internet Jerry" is actually just Barry when he's not harvesting moose semen.