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Published:
2021-06-27 01:16:26
Imported:
2022-01

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your very own beepatrice

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Anonymous

Yes Faye

JD

I'm curious what Yay would think of Pint-size.

Niskara

I vote yes, keep Beeps

Lana Del Prey

Someone refresh my terrible memory: have Faye and Beeps met before?

drone r0m-3

Yes Faye. Very yes.

Michael Boettger

Did Faye turn Beeps off? She's got kind of a blank look on her face.

Joel Bateman

I want my own Beeps. Where do I get a Beeps?

Anonymous

I vote yes

Alex Kosnett
>>62626834

I think she’s doing that thing that happens when you pick up cats and they stretch out and go limp.

BioYuGi

How much does an AI body like Beeps weigh?! I gotta know now, is Faye holding up like, 50 pounds or 200.

Nulgar
>>62626828

Beeps was in the shop before, but I think only as a customer of Sam.

Michael Boettger

Claire has the patented "I don't believe this is happening look".

Douglas E. Smith

If she and Beeps teamed up, Faye could re-model the dildo-driver gun into a stegosaurus, or something even cooler.

Anonymous

Oh, poor Beeps. She doesn't deserve that treatment, she looks so despondent. 😢😢

Rob McBobson

Seems like both Pintsize's body and mannerisms are going to change. Into what, I wonder... (I mean, I already know what the body's like. I'm just being poetic.)

Anonymous
>>62627038

I'm kinda looking forward to it. He all too often crosses the line between endearing and annoying and it looks like the new body might at least trim the excesses in his behavior.

Fart Captor

Faye feels the same way I do about Beeps

Dylan T

Listen, Faye, I agree with you, but I feel like that would probably violate like several leasing laws

TubaGinger

I appreciate Marten's instantaneous self-correction from grumpy skepticism back to supportive pal. ❤️

Ardent Slacker
>>62626808

I assume they're acquainted on some oddball forum. I like to imagine a contest for racing to find the porn title that best fits a prompt, and they were both in the top 3. While it's funny to picture the god-tier AI coming in second to the specialized underdog, it's more funny to picture them both losing to a random Steve, who earned their mutual respect that day, teaching them about love, friendship, the true meaning of DVDA, and that the rules didn't specify running your own porn studio wasn't allowed, just that they had to be real titles.

Miyaa

Wait, is Beeps the gender distaff of Pintsize? I thought that was May?

Populuxe

They both have a limitless supply of stories involving sex toys, but Beep’s stories aren’t mean spirited.

Carl Fink
>>62626948

That slump-shoulder posture is one of Jeph's trademarks, for me.

Petsinwinter

Putting Pintsize in the same building as Melon is dangerous

Forrest Taylor

Why does Faye still live there, honestly

Anonymous

If Martin says now, I'll take Beeps in. She will even get her own room. I mean, it's the shop in the back of the garage, but since robots aren't worried about hot and cold, and there's plenty of room for a charging alcove, she'll love it!

Anonymous

No Faye 😂😬🤦🏽

Anonymous

Makes sense that Claire is more sensitive to body change topics that the cis people involved

Sammitch

Beeps made a squeaky toy noise when Faye picked her up.

Fart Captor

YOUR OWN PERSONAL BEEPATRICE 🎵

Adam Lindsay

Faye coming off as… greedy(?) here….

Anonymous

Man does this mean pintsize is going to have to enter the workforce now

Uniquitous

I mean, I know who I'd rather live with. Pintsize would make a fine drinkin' buddy, but when it comes to the rent? Nope.

Anonymous

Nobody else wonders about Bubbles' reaction to this? I sense a plot complication coming...

Matthew Van Gangelen
>>62629782

It’s fine. It’s not like Beeps has any agency of her own or … wait that doesn’t sound right

Anonymous
>>62630567

“I’m replacing zany roommates, not objects of affection.”

Anonymous

As it seems to be equally portable, I've decided to name my Kaypro II Beepatrice.

Anonymous
>>62630402

Pintsize has dough. We don't know how he gets it but he got that body on a whim, and I think I remember he gave Faye a stack of bills to decorate her new room when they first moved into their current apartment.

Taran1s

Faye’s just collecting ladybots isn’t she?

Anonymous
>>62633522

Hahaha! I bet I'm the only other person here who actually owned a "transportable" Kaypro II.

Anonymous

AIs aren't pets, Faye. You're being kinda offensive here.

Shane Wegner

From here on out my headcanon is that Beepatrice is made with a lightweight endo steel and weighs a very liftable, elfin 40 pounds.

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart

I didn't know I could care about Marten enough to hate him but he just reminded me distinctly of a friend's transphobic parents and now I hope he either turns it around extra fast or gets turbo-karma'd

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart
>>62627234

Please help me understand that reading. I'd like to like Marten again but he seemed more defensive than actually supportive to me.

Sleepy John

Adopt accidental wanderers!

Jax

Where will pintsize 'sleep' or recharge I wonder.

Anonymous
>>62627266

Indeed, and I suspect that difference is *why* Faye wants to trade roommates. No point swapping out Pintsize if you're just getting Other Pintsize instead.

Darnel D Cooper

?? Kinda arrogant. Different strokes - Happy trails Mr. Gough.

Anonymous

Why people bother writing these pointless ‘I’m leaving’ posts in a vain attempt to satisfy their own egos by trying to upset the content creator is beyond me….

Bagge

Would Pintsize get Beep's job too?

Mark
>>62641830

Sadly, he'd probably do at least as well in it.

Mark

Can I have my very own Beepatrice?

Noise
>>62634878

Or, on the other hand, he's spent the last several years living with Pint-size, is thoroughly tired of having to be the one who deal with the craziness, destruction, and actual crimes, and was just assuming that it was another one of those situations. Pint-size doesn't get a free pass from skepticism because his life has changed.

David Durant

I know it's all in good fun but a gentle reminder that AIs are people, not property.

Anonymous
>>62635176

This has been the modus operandi since week one after all.

Matt Grayson

I’m surprised Yay hasn’t walked by Beeps saying “we would never read your thoughts.”

Darnel D Cooper

Irritation. Get off Martens jock. Holy Spit - he has spent years with Pint Size. Pint size usually tries crazy crap on for size YEARS. hE CONSTANTLY DOES STUFF TO GET A REACTION. As far as Marten was concerned,.... this was more of the same. He not "phobic" anything,.... he is someone who existed in a place where he has to watch out for falling sex toys, save the droid from the freezer, get hit by the droid with a big purple dildo, rescue the droid from his more dangerous actions, and every week it seemed to be something different. AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Darnel D Cooper

...... sorry. On topic: IMPO Beeps needs a handler.

Joe

no Faye. seriously. no. Faye. NO.

Fart Captor
>>62664674

Who said Marten was any kinda "phobic"? All Claire did was say his name, and correct his assumption that Pintsize was doing this as one of his usual bits That is not something that warrants being so aggressively mad. Chill.

Anonymous

To show you how much Questionable Content has warped my mind, I was just perusing the IMDB and came upon a reference to a character named "Al," which caused me to stop and think, Was there an A.I. in that movie? Hahaha! "And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al..."

Kate Cole

My prediction: Pintsize hits it off with beeps and goes to live with her, then Marten gets sad.

Wild Card

Beeps is wondering what she has gotten herself into now.

Hugh Eckert

All those expressions in the last panel...

Ack

Beeps has the expression of a cat that's just been picked up by the scruff of its neck.

Tim Keating

Shoulda drawn that last word balloon with two tails. I realized that's implied, but...