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AURELIA

Will Weaver

At first I thought it couldn’t get worse, then I remembered this is Jeph, it WILL get worse

Hope

I'm honestly OK if we follow either of these options tomorrow

Michael

Gotta make the dreams come true don't you Clinton.

Aditya Rameshan

..... How did you come up with the concept of different udders making different milk!? And why?! Lmao

Anonymous

Clinton can’t even with this conversation. I feel you bro, I feel you.

Nicholas Lopez

I'm just as confused as Clinton is

Anonymous

The first comic I have dreaded reading after seeing the preview title. I was not wrong.

Anonymous

Aurelia's a Lvl 97 troll 😂

Michael Boettger

Okay, I'm stumped. Where's the boiler located?

Anonymous

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

Anonymous

I'm not a furry, and fursonas do nothing for me... but... This kind of makes me want to see that milk steamer in action.

Anonymous

I don't know if this or the beginning of the pintsize arc qualifies as the bigger 'oh no'

Grace Kieser

As a child I'd be aghast if my mother did that! As a friend I'd laugh my ass off if I knew anyone that did that!

Anonymous

It is both why we stan, and she has such a massive fanbase.

at0m

Looking forward to learning more about the mommymilkerverse

SpookyPenguin

There's a Kryten joke in here trying to get out.

Dylan T

Jeph. How do you come up with this shit?

Douglas E. Smith

That's not...how would...I don't... yes, I can see exactly how Clinton's mind is running.

Elberik

Well don't keep us in suspense. What do the other ones do??

Anonymous

im gonna be the one to ask: wheres his prosthetic hand gone?

Peter McDevitt

her milkshakes bring all the views to the chat.

KCkittysnores

Jeph… you’re a monster.

KCkittysnores

He *has* started using a dermal cover to protect the joints… but I remember it being white.

Dean Reilly

At least it wasn't chocolate milk....

John Smutko

GODDAMMIT JEPH

Anonymous

BAHAHAHAaaaaa.....wait, why is Clinton's right hand not prosthetic?

Miyaa

I’ll never be able to drink any milk – goat, cow, or nut juice – without laughing ever again.

Anonymous

🤣😂🤣😂

Anonymous

Milk milf

Creepy Cat Lady

Not going to lie, as a mother this whole storyline makes me more than a little uncomfortable. Yikes.

Anonymous

Does a body "nice"

Mark Thomas

And we're back to it. And I love it XD I can't even begin to guess how much of what she says is actual MilkMom canon and how much she makes up on the spot just to fuck with Clinton...

Carl Fink

I think I'm roughly Aurelia's age, so I appreciate her closing one eye to take a picture out of sheer habit. I'd bet that most people Clinton's age have never had to sight though the viewfinder of a single-reflex camera to take a picture.

Kyle Rudy

I laughed for a solid fifteen seconds. God. That is awful and upsetting. Good work, Jeph.

Pejo

lol I didn't even catch that, nice touch Jeph

Yelling Bird

SPANK ME MOMMY MILKY!

Joseph Bonnar

A wise man is one who knows when to run from his Mother. :)

Populuxe

I love Aurelia. Of all the characters in this comic, she the one having the most fun. Needs to get laid? She picks up a college man. Interested in music? She buys and learns to play the bass. Interested in vtubing? She becomes a successful vtuber.

Ack

I love it. She's trolling the hell out of him.

Anonymous

innocuous explanation for clinton's hand, jeph fre it wrong. BUT what if this is actually a dream, clinton wasn't woken up by cosmo, and tomorrow we cut to clinton and eliot waking up in bed! there! his hand is fixed.

Bagge

Steamy!

Leak

Jeph just keeps on milking that joke, and I thought we were almond done with it...

Absentia

not sure if she's jsut fucking with him now or being completely serious. either way is hilarious.

Brian

Jeph you know what to do now

kupo

What makes you think they're unrelated? This is Jeph, after all...

Anonymous

Checking Yelling Bird's profile: "This patron isn’t supporting any creators at the moment." He's so in character!

kupo

If Aurelia's stream intro theme doesn't start with "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." then I'm going to be horribly disappointed.

Stephen Wells

They (Faybles) made him promise to wear the dermal cover because grit was getting into the mechanisms.

Thisguy

Now Aurelia needs to get on board with the Shirt Cut Meme :P

Miyaa

You just had to cashew that pun now, didn’t you?

Stephen Wells

Clinton walks out of this lactic hell and immediately runs into his sister yelling "I got a guided tour of the dong factory!"

Taellosse

I think you underestimate how weird a niche fan base can get. Especially when they develop their in-jokes primarily in a chat window.

Bruce Steinberg

Aurelia is an expert at trolling her children.

Anonymous

... aren't they all vegan if you get permission?

Anonymous

Kind of depends on your exact definition of "vegan", although everyone can agree it's ethical if you get permission.

Joe

the added boob functionality will be mentioned on her stream tonight & become canon for legions of Milkmaids.

Matt Pedone

I was going to say it should be done in the Mario Paint music maker, but apparently I was misremembering that there was a moo sound. Meow, woof, and oink, but no moo.

Rockin_Raider

alright this one made me become a patron again

John Pallister

There's some sort of "boob -> areola -> Aurelia" joke in there somewhere I suspect...