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E-Tail (Patreon)

Published:
2021-06-13 01:07:15
Imported:
2022-01

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yo FUCK amazon pete

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Anonymous

WHY does this almost make sense ffs

Fart Captor

I love everything about this story arc??

Anonymous

Anyone else feel a little confused by him not wearing the aforementioned necktie tho?

Michael Boettger

Oh, this did not bode well for Pintsize, does it folks? Could only be sketchier if the van was by the river

Anonymous

Pintsize is giving me real Ardent-from-Alice-Grove vibes.

Anthony Gaglianese
>>61759123

I mean....for Pintsize, knowing his tendencies, this is as plausable as anything else. And we ALL k ow that one sketchy guy burnt out from too much LSD.....right?

Valraven

And yet Amazon Pete still isn't as bad as Amazon Jeff...

Anonymous

I'm so glad to get closure on my NEED to know where Pintsize got that body.

drone r0m-3

At least it isn't Walmart Steve. *narrows eyes* He knows what he did.

Taran1s
>>61759301

And now I’m thinking he traded his old body in.

Orion Rhine

If he bought it out of a sketchy van then his first stop should be Union Robotics for a check-up to make sure there isn't anything... wrong.

Anonymous

Yes, but which old abandoned mall? Unless in this future only one abandoned mall remains as a historical landmark. Or "Internet Jerry " could be a franchise found at every abandoned mall.

Anonymous

I am entirely confident he got a quality, factory-new body by a reputable manufacturer, fully warranteed, from an authorized dealer, and that he will never have any reason to regret this purchase ever.

Anonymous

I thought of something. What if somebody mistakes Pintsize for the former owner of his new body?

Yelling Bird

I BOUGHT MY FLESHLIGHT FROM INTERNET JERRY! ALREADY BROKEN-IN AND STICKY! JERRY IS AWESOME!

Matt Grayson
>>61759677

No one can mistake Pintsize for *anything* but Pintsize. And, of course, the former owner could still be inside that body ....

Pejo
>>61759896

I feel like Colin Baker's jacket (if not 6's personality) is much closer to "literally a clown."

Dylan T

I now have additional questions

Pejo

Anyone else read "Internet Jerry" & immediately think about Spiders Georg?

Jackie Horn

I could have sworn he got it off of wish

Anonymous

Amazon Pete got eaten by piranha.

Summer Sudbrink

So does Internet Jerry now have his old military-grade chassis? Because I feel like that's a question that should be asked.

Jax

Pintsize has it in his chest cavity like the Matrix of Leadership

Daryl Sawyer
>>61759541

Northhampton is small enough they probably have only one abandoned mall, but I still like your idea better.

Dean Reilly

Facebook Greg is just a creeper, though.

red sands

Spit food out when I snorted about internet jerry.

Anonymous

At least we can trust Dollar Store Mike... For the most part

Miyaa
>>61759151

And underneath a bridge by that same river.

Miyaa

Meanwhile, Willow is eating blueberry flavored Magic Spoon grain-free cereal so her ass remains kissable. Iris secretly admiring Willow’s ass.

Valraven

Now thinking the only reason Pintsize didn't show up in May's old body is because that chasis immediately caught fire after she moved out and had no opportunity to get to Internet Jerry's van

Anonymous

Is Amazon Pete the craze of his native street?

Anonymous
>>61761249

There was a Something Positive comic addressing the fate of his old chassis

Anonymous

I feel that Amazon Pete is getting the short end of the stick, after all he got me an amazing deal on my wedding centerpieces.

Matthew Reiter

I hate to be pedantic (who I am I kidding, I love being pedantic), but *the* Internet is capitalized because it is the name of a particular globe-spanning internet. This in fact increases the ambiguity between Internet (Jerry) and the Internet (which Pintsize presumably used to book the appointment he's at).

Temperjoke

I have to admit, that is the most on-character way for Pintsize to get a new body.

Timothy Roller

Uh, he isn't wearing what she mentions him wearing from the waist up.

Anonymous

Internet Jerry is who I strive to become when I retire

Devinity
>>61765994

"... with a matching necktie tucked into the waistband,"

Darnel D Cooper

worried for Pintsize. he needs to get that body checked out by Hanners or Yay, or Bubbles and Faye,... just reads like there are critical failures in computers that destroy memory that could happen to pintsize if the body is hinky in any way.

Yonatan Zunger

This is pretty much exactly where I imagined Pintsize getting his body.

Anonymous
>>61765712

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization_of_Internet#Lowercase

Mad Marie

Thirty years ago, someone named “Amazon Pete” would most likely be an Indiana Jones knockoff.

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>61765585

At first I read it as "wedding centipedes" and thought "ok, maybe he's good for something".

Anonymous

Typo in panel 1: "irreverant" should be "irreverent"

Anonymous

Finally Pintsize has a "Hot Bod".... better watch out for the Repo guys!

Leak

Socks with sandals? That's world-class trolling right there...

Anonymous

So who wore that body before, and how does this transfer stuff actually .. work?

David Howe
>>61771212

Like moving an OS between computers - you serialize it, move it across (making any updates needed to drivers etc) and restore it at the new location. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376 Have to avoid registry corruption though :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000

David Durant

Internet Jerry immediately made me assume that he's Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius

Bagge

Dress for the job you want

Clifton Royston

This answers several questions, and raises several much more troubling questions.

Clifton Royston

Also: E-tail? Is that the latest word they're using for cybering? (Sorry, I'll see myself out now.)