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Oh no (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-23 02:15:59
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2022-01

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R S

Oh god oh fuck

Ting

WAIT WHAT THE HELL

JD

How long before they all destroy it?

Hope

Oh no

Anonymous

pintsize will rule over us all before we know it

Anonymous

Oh nooooo

Anonymous

Oh fuck

Anonymous

It was bound to happen eventually

Chloe B.

🎶 Oh no no no no no 🎶

Anonymous

Oh god, how many holes does he have?

Anonymous

Now I want to know what Bubble's reaction was too, although she seems to have gotten over any shock already

Anonymous

I’ve feared this day for so long

Joel Bateman

WHERE DID HE GET A BODY

Anonymous

Oh no no no no no

Anonymous

O h. Oh no

cookiecryptid

OH NO, A NEW ERA BEGINS

Michael Boettger

Either Pintsize saved up enough to upgrade his chassis, or Claire is having a psychotic break.

Joshua

Not what I expected him to choose

Anonymous

oh fuck

Daniel Rydberg

Oh no. Actual hands. The possibilities.

Lord Crusade

Oh what in the Kentucky fried fuck?!?!

Elberik

YES! At long last!

Will Weaver

Yeah, there it is - the event that finally prompts Hannelore to release the virus.

Anonymous

Who allowed this? That body was to keep his power contained

Jp

Pintsize with opposable thumbs and the ability to reach shelves. If alarms aren’t flashing yet…

GregD

Ah. This is what Jeph was alluding to earlier in the week.

Anonymous

finally

Nicholas Lopez

When the hell did Pintsize get a body?

Scott Vogel

I had to double check make sure I didn't miss an 'episode'

Anonymous

Whelp, shows over, the end of the world has come.

Douglas E. Smith

He has hands! We're all doomed...DOOMED!!!

Chong Go
>>60390785

"Eh, misbehave and I'll tear your arms off. Same as before."

Anonymous

So *that's* why the thermostat in hell dropped a few degrees....

Daniel Rydberg

I hope those eyes came with the chassis!

BeatButton

finally, lewdable pintsize

Stray

Wasn't there something about Pintsize with thumbs being a danger to society?

Kevin Hicks

So, this is how the world ends. Okay.

Lana Del Prey

If he still has his old face underneath those googly eyes, that would be perfection

Viktor

We were safer when he was military surplus.

Darnel D Cooper

Holy Spit,... The "End Times" have started in the world of QC.

Anonymous

Oh yes!

Andrew

Oh no he has opposable thumbs!

Anonymous

🤘😁🤘💖💖

Lyman Green

I approve this content

KingAtticus

Pintsize’s joke investment into buttcoin has paid off!

Anonymous

I've been eagerly awaiting/dreading this day

Anonymous

Who let Pintsize have thumbs!?

Anonymous

Well on the plus side he can actually use that giant Penis Faye is making him.

Anonymous

Proving the point of the comic, I thought it was Winslow for like a minute and couldn't figure out what the oh nos were for

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLicO0CRvk

Anonymous

I'm just surprised he's not furry, blue, and having a tail.

Anonymous

yesssssss lmaoooooo

Anonymous

How long before he and may hook up and destroy the concept of time and space with sexual debauchery?

Anonymous

Oh hell.

Anonymous

Oh no. No no no 😰

Anonymous

Honestly I'm just glad he put the eyes on his face.... and that he actually is wearing shorts. But yes: OH NO.

Anonymous

Oh... Oh no. I was just thinking about if Pintsize would end up with a human-standard body the other day... Get out of my head!

Andrea Andrew

I’m curious why Pintsize didn’t get a more anatomical correct model like May, Bubbles, and Winslow. With his personality, he seems like he’d be open to that.

Darnel D Cooper

Should be an interesting story since its been said that new frames are not cheap.

Anonymous

So did he tape googly eyes to his new face or is that his face now?

Anonymous
>>60391125

Maybe that's the only thing he could afford with Canadian tire money.

Anonymous

based on earlier tweets people on my server theorized trans marten before this was even considered. this is not only the darkest time line, its the apocalyptic one.

Sean Kinlin

I'm wondering if those are traditional googly eyes with physical pupils that move around, or are these LCDs with digital pupils?

Anonymous
>>60390980

He's always had thumbs! It's the other fingers he was lacking. Remember his horrifying Cronenbergian transformations? "Dude, they're just thumbs."

kaitou

I have questions. (Not sure I want to ask them, though...)

Dylan T

The pink underwear is a bold choice

Anonymous

Dear lord.... I think I hear the trumpets sounding. We are doomed. He has a body.....

Populuxe

Welp. Humanity had a good run. Good-ish. Fair? Okay we suck and deserve our fate.

Anonymous

I don't think I'm ready for this. (Been reading since 2008)

Daniel Rydberg

I like how the color of his former appendages translated into color of hair.

Anonymous

Oh HELL NO

Robert Wrigley

I'm just impressed he's wearing pants.

Mandy Hoskins

Oh my GOD I am so excited about this.

Anonymous
>>60390806

His old chassis was worth a lot of money, as was established before. I speculate that he sold it to pay for the humanoid one.

Lightsabr2

So... quart-size? Full gallon?

midwestmutt

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

midwestmutt

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

Populuxe
>>60391406

I was just about to make that comment. It’s a nice touch by Jeph.

Rebecca

Oh no Oh no

Anonymous

Nope nope nope NOPE nope

Anonymous

Oh sweet Jesus. The world is not ready.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

This... is going to be great. But not for any of the characters. --N

KCkittysnores

I think I’m most afraid that those are his real eyes now.

Thisguy

To be honest, over the years, everyone just built up a filter to whatever bullshit Pintsize was doing to the point they just mentally block it out.

KCkittysnores

Also, Claire’s perceptions aren’t so much “selective” as “protective”. Some things need to be processed before they can be acknowledged.

Anonymous

Well. That's the last of the O.G. AnthroPCs. Except for SpiderBot. We probably don't want to know what their new chassis looks like.

Chelsea

Yesssss, finally

Anonymous

Well thanks but no -_-

Yonatan Zunger

Thought #1: There's no way any robot body shop would sell Pintsize anything like that after more than ten seconds' conversation with him. Thought #2: That probably means he bought it off the Dark Web with Canadian tire money. Thought #3: That means this body is going to have some very bad-idea features. It will be something Pintsize wanted, crossed with whatever was actually made by shady black-market robot body makers. Thought #4: Oh no.

Alex Piskura

We all knew the world would burn someday, but I don't think we were expecting it to be this day.

Yuu Yi

OH NO

Salodni Ikkis

To be honest, I'm very drunk and did not notice anything until the 4th panel

Ted Van Roekel

Wait, we know what happens next. Where's the harpoon? https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques/posts?filters[tag]=bonus%20comic

Anonymous

Jeph- jeph I hate it.

OldGoat

Did he get a new chassis so he could join a polycule with Melon and Arthur?

Fart Captor
>>60391355

He HAD a body. *Now* he has fully articulated fingers, AND he can reach high shelves!

Anonymous

Uhhhh... I thought we had all agreed to not let that happen.

Anonymous

Oh this is very very bad

Ted Van Roekel
>>60392277

https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJxIjoxMDAsIndlYnAiOjB9/patreon-media/p/post/19751057/4b3951399c554c34986cd2b6dee6e086/1.png?token-time=1623024000&token-hash=PBrFLT1pS-Sg-QbGQJ7RYjGkseXDKj8_fSE9GFrEHsE%3D

Anonymous

I'm scared.

Anonymous

Kill it! Kill it with fire and burn down the building! Kill it with fire, burn down the building, and nuke the ashes from orbit!

Fart Captor

I assume his ass is detachable like Melon's is

OldGoat
>>60391179

Pintsize is loaded. No comment as to how he came by his wealth.

Anonymous

Oh god no

Anonymous

First thought: yesssssss .... Second thought: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Richard Muir

This is going to end badly.

Anonymous

Until I read the comments, I just assumed I forgot when Pintsize got a body.

Anonymous

I had a nightmare like this once.

Anonymous

I bet Dogecoin finally hit $1.

Anonymous

Claire's lack of reaction to Pintsize made me seriously think I was mis-remembering and this body wasn't new. So I quickly convinced myself that was the case, read to the end, and (having forgot that I convinced myself) was then really confused about what happened in the comic until I read some comments. Oops. 🙃 (Personally, I blame my autistic masking behaviors.)

Valraven
>>60391354

Pintsize: *walks into the apartment in his new human-standard body, naked* Martin: "NOPE. PANTS. YOU HAVE TO WEAR PANTS." Pintsize: *puts on ridiculously tight hot pink hotpants to spite Martin*

Anonymous

I figured it'd happen sooner or later

Populuxe

Did... Did Faye and Bubbles make this body for him from scrap parts?

Julia Allen-Hesse

So like this is just a bad dream right?

Anonymous

Oh, god. That crazy bastard finally did it. I look forward to this madness.

Darnel D Cooper

So,.... We the Fandom agree that Pintsize with a human sized body AND THUMBS is a bad idea? The Motion has been made,.... anyone seconding? If so - we can have it carried by a quick vote. ((((((((shudder)))))))

Raven Razor

FUCK WE'RE ALL DOOMED

KCkittysnores
>>60393374

Now that you’ve introduced Rogers Rules of Order, I was to block consensus just to be ornery.

Yelling Bird

OH SHIT! PINTSIZE HAS A DICK NOW! WELL, MAYBE... PINTSIZE POTENTIALLY HAS A DICK NOW! IT'S SHRODINGERS DONG!

Sleepy John

So.... she just accepts the green hair?

Anonymous

Oh yeah

DaVinci

Oh god

Anonymous

And thus begins amulti-chapter arc for pintsize... Dongquest!

Jackie Horn

OH GOD HE HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS

Todd Ellner

Opposable. Thumbs. Too. Big. To. Duct. Tape. The Angel opened the Fourth Seal and all did tremble.

Anonymous

Dear Jeph what hath thou wrought.

Anonymous

And now we know the end times are here.

Will Cuppett

Man I remember when he had a built in laser

Anonymous

W H A T.

Populuxe

I’m calling it. Faye and Bubbles made his new body to hasten the coming robot hegemony. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

Mad Marie

Time for Marten to upgrade to a larger freezer.

Aditya Rameshan

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Brian

Oh no

Brian

Inb4 people ask for Pintsize lewds

Anonymous

Oh Christ the world is going to burn now that Pintsize has opposable appendages!

Anonymous

That can’t have been his first choice of body. His appendages are not made of dicks. Or thumbs.

Andrew L Butula

I'm surprised he went with boxer briefs rather than a thong. Maybe he just wore it home from the store.

Joseph Bonnar

This presages the robopocolypse.

MikeT

IT'S TIIMMMMMMEEEEE

Populuxe
>>60395162

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

Anonymous

oh noooo oh god oh fuck

Czarzhan

Bubbles holding that mug, it just occurred to me: Does Pintsize have a sense of smell? Has he ever had one? I mean, he's never had a nose (that we know of).

Thomas Halpin

I wonder if Pintsize will enjoy this body. I'm not sure how much an AI comes to prefer a specific type of chassis or whether newer is just usually better because the hardware has more giddyup

Anonymous

This is now.my nightmare

Remy!

What in the goddamn fuck what did I miss

Anonymous

I wonder if Pintsize realizes that he only got away with the majority of his behaviour due to his being small and non-threatening. Maybe he does and is looking forward to coming up with new human-standard-body appropriate antics to replace his old, stale material.

Matt

I'm in the kill it with fire camp too.

Anonymous

Also, totally shipping May x Pintsize now.

Anonymous

I can see pintsize doing an Alien impression when he opens his mouth and the original tiny pintsize comes out... ...hey Jeph, how much for commissions?

Anonymous

This will end in fire

Populuxe
>>60393572

It’s the same color as his old hand-orb-thingies so he still has the same color palette.

Brad Kirkwood

I'm sure bubbles can control him.........possibly by decapitation (I fear simply removing his limbs won't work)

Miyaa

I can’t like this. Can not like this. Nope. Oh god we are so doomed.

Anonymous

I always imagined Pintsize to have some sort of a robotic autotuned Spongebob voice, but whatever this is so much worse damn it

Anonymous

This will end in flames. And it will be hilarious to watch. Also, bets on how long until Pintsize gets his new body dismembered, due to his own actions?

Anonymous

What did I miss? Who's this Pintsize impersonator?

Bacon Lord

This can only go well

Bruce Steinberg

The eyes are so disturbing! ::shudder::

Ben Russell-Gough

In Claire's defence, she's used to Pintsize being weird, so her brain has a very high threshold for his appearance being 'abnormal'. Anyway, Jeph has always said 'no' to this arc. I wonder what has changed?

William Burns

This seems like Bubbles took May's old body and some spare parts, plus whatever Pintsize could buy, and laughed maniacally as she brought the new Pintsize to life: <b>And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?</b>

Anonymous

Oooohhhnononononononononononononobono!

Danya Michael

At least he's wearing pants.

Brian Doyle

I assumed any Pintsize body change would be a literal hentai tentacle monster of dicks that shits bread. This is honestly more surprising!

Bagge

HE HAS THUMBS????!!!!

Absentia

i knew this would be coming eventually... but i still don't like the potential ramifications...

Anonymous

And thus did the Apocalypse begin.

JPGer

And thus, the last of the tinybots joins the talls. I almost forgot momo started out as a chibi. I'm kinda curious if their transformations were based on story narrative..or key points in artistic skill :P

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

I can not describe my joy properly. BISON! Help me out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Leak

That calls for teh Yoko Oh No of Oh No's...

Anonymous

HOLY SHIT WHAT

Anonymous

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Clifton Royston

It’s the end of the {QC} world as we know it... (and I feel fine.)

Nulgar

Just wanna mention that William Davy (can we @ people here?) kinda predicted this in the previous Patreon post (in a reply to a comment of mine :P)

Anonymous

Oh. Yes.

Anonymous

Oh thank Christ. That old chassis was a safety hazard.

Sparky

Jeph? I’m getting a “MatPat” vibe.

SpookyPenguin

WHO DID THIS edit: now that I think about it, it probably heralds Pintsizes rise to greatness. He's going to be a legendary AI Rock Star.

Emma Humphries

This is The Bad Place. Also, who paid for this atrocity?

Stephen Wells

I read this before MY coffee and didn't get it until Claire did.

Dan Curtis

and there goes the last small bod.

Kyle Rudy

Pintsize is a master of human psychology.

Maria E.

Pintsize with opposable thumbs... everyone is doomed.

Anonymous

Oh, hell no.

Comics Ladybird

“This is fine.” What are the occupancy limits of this apartment, again?

Anonymous

No good will come of this.

Summer Sudbrink

It’s a cross between Alec Guinness at the end of The Bridge on the River Kwai and Charlton Heston at the end of The Planet of the Apes.

Anonymous

I have missed Pintsize.

Orion Rhine

Someone is abusing a monkey's paw.

Anonymous

Hang on when did pint-size get a new body

Pete
>>60405880

That's exactly the question Claire is about to ask

Mad Marie

I bet when Jeph draws the “features” one-panel comic, it will note that his palms can grow hair.

Robert Wrigley

We got a topless May, does that mean we can pressure Jeph into a bottomless pint-size?

ElliottEmo

Well this will be an interesting development! I was curious if pint size would ever get a humanoid body.

Shane Wegner

Bubbles’ evaluation: Before- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall After- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall. Tactical shift- negligible.

Moose3rd

What has been unleashed upon the world?

Matt Grayson
>>60407224

Given Bubbles’ approach to a haircut, I’m afraid of what will happen if she ever has to call on her full abilities. Something large threatening Faye, for instance.

Anonymous

Who was mad enough to fund this? Who had this disregard for life and sanity?

TubaGinger

I thought I'd somehow forgotten about an entire character arc for a second there.

Anonymous

Mom, come pick me up I'm scared 😨

Anonymous

I for one think you should always draw him with giant googly eyes.

Mooster

I think Jeph has it right on the money... "oh. oh no."

Akashimo Hakubi

He gotten opposable thumbs, run for the hills! Also, keep the extra ram under lock and key!

Anonymous

¡Ay caramba!

Frank Wales

So, is he going to change his name to Gallonsize?

Julienne Ignace
>>60399529

Perhaps Hanners releasing the Virus one day is intended to stop Pintsize in his new form to then save and/or take over the world?

Anonymous

Nothing good can come of this

Anonymous

Oh absolutely yes

Anonymous

Wait, Omg, that’s Pintsize? Oh no! Please tell me that his new body isn’t compatible with the giant steel penis he had made.

Martin Trebuch

is taht fvckin PINTSIZE?!?

Anonymous

Oh my god his POTENTIAL FOR HIJINKS

Daniel S

Oh god he has thumbs now. Proper thumbs, not those glitch-thumbs.

Lee B.

I'm honestly surprised he isn't just sitting there beating it on the couch.

Am Queue

WHAT THE ACTUAL F.....

Tim
>>60390786

Right there with you. We will all live in interesting times...

Tim
>>60416131

Except awesome plot. For the characters, nothing.

Tim
>>60422161

Somehow I think that already happened. And he broke it. Hence the shorts.

Brian English

Wait. Wait…. Wait wait wait. Wait….

Am Queue
>>60392449

Station has wanted to do an orbital strike for a while!

Anonymous

This is how it all ends, eh? Welp, you warned us. The end times come while Dora wears a wedding dress and it is coming.

Milo

Hmm wasn't Pintsize old body worth a lot? as it was military spec? I think that he could have a swap easy.

kupo

Well kids, it was a good run. I hope you're ready for the apocalypse.

Anonymous

Oh god no

Anonymous

OH JEEZ

Anonymous

To be fair, I WAS just wondering what had become of Pintsize

Thomas A. Dennis

Not sure if I approve of all the androids in the series becoming more anthroponormative. Well, all of the regulars, anyway. On the other hand, it would make them easier to cosplay...

Matt Grayson

I miss Momo vs. the squirrel. …

Jason Zions
>>60392450

Based on what we've seen in QC, Pintsize is pretty much all ass, except for the part of Pintsize that's just a plain asshole. (There are exceptions he's careful to hide.)

Ramen Gonzales

ah, fuck. I have nothing but dread in my heart, now that Pintsize has thumbs. I sincerely hope that the next comic will just a reveal of him still having the same tiny eyes.

Anonymous
>>60427909

Well, he originally had a frickin laser, and the military wanted to take him back, until Dora removed the laser. I've just been reading the very early comics, so Pintsize might have had other military parts I'm not aware of. .

Hugh Eckert

Oh, dear. On the other hand, Bubbles doesn't seem phased. So, we'll see.

Anonymous

why jeph why

Wild Card

Wait a minute, when did Pintsize get a new body?!! I missed something important!!

Daniel S

What have you done.

Ursus Ridens

When the fluck did _that_ happen?

Anonymous
>>60446551

June 29th 2018 bonus comic. https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-bonus-comic-19751057

Ursus Ridens
>>60446551

Thank you for that link. But the chassis in this comic is 'way creepier than the one shown in the strip you referenced. You see the responses here: "Questionable Content: romance, robots, and such horrors as would make Lovecraft soil his linen." (And by the way, Claire pre-morning-coffee is just about like me pre-morning-tea, only much younger and prettier.)

Anonymous
>>60398838

That's just too predictably transgressive. This is better, plus it probably has like 28 extra orifices, and is extensible with mounting ports.