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Anonymous

Can't wait to make everyone uncomfortable with this oddly specific cosplay whenever cons come back

Ted Van Roekel

Life decisions made while stoned are always epic. Sometimes epically bad, but generally epic.

Michael Boettger

Is she trying to destroy Clinton with these revelations? Or just oblivious?

Anonymous

There is still ZERO chill in this family. I love it!

Alex Kosnett

Aurelia’s baking station looks so functional. I’m glad we’ve really gotten a tour of so much of the house. I miss seeing strangers’ houses.

Yelling Bird

HOW MANY OTHER EXTRA PARTS DOES SHE HAVE? I NEED TO KNOW!

Anonymous

A long time ago when I worked for The Learning Company, we got in a dozen or more Gateway Workstations. So one of the A/V team and I dressed up in our cow costumes, as one is wont to do, and delivered the black and white spotted boxes to the various offices. I hear there is video of it somewhere in the archives.

Andrew

Math checks out

J.R. Murdock

Never try to out-logic a stoned person.

Peter McDevitt

an udderly sensible decision.

SpazzyC

Yay, that was my logic path as well.

Joseph Bonnar

Clinton just got TMI'ed.

Anonymous

I want to get stoned with Aurelia.

Yonatan Zunger

This question seems odd to me, because the answer is obvious. What I want to know is where her username came from.

Tinwhisker

I am extremely invested in this storyline and that worries me.

BobC

Wait. Jeph draws BLENDERS! Who knew?

Alan Wiggs

Oh man The Learning Company... Super Solvers basically raised me. I hope working there was as full of whimsy as the story suggest.

Dylan T

Aurelia just hammering that point home.

kaitou

Trying to avoid making "teat for tat" joke. Failed.

Emma Humphries

Right now, I'm trying to process the concept of getting stoned with my mom.

Brian

We get it Jeph

Drakoo Dreamer

stop talking mom! stop talking stop talking stop talking

Anonymous

if you can't torture your kid like this, tho, what good is life? mu ha ha!!!

Bagge

I DID wonder

Anonymous

Clinton, they're not "extra" parts. The avatar is just cow-standard.

Anonymous

Nah, it'd be SO much weirder if it was actually cow-standard. In that case, it'd be one boob, four nipples.

Leak

LoGiC oF tHe HiGhEsT oRdEr, ThAt...

Anonymous

The future is here, weed inhalers!

Anonymous

Enough with this conversational thread, we need to get back to two guys making out. C'mon Jeph.

Anonymous

Fun fact. I have asthma. And have found a few vapes for flower that look exactly like an inhaler. No one ever looks twice.

Comics Ladybird

I mean, most mammals have more than one pair of teats; udders are a particular case, but otherwise we could imagine them with formed breasts (a consequence of bipedy among other homo genus specificities, see https://youtu.be/gPQzrRBXEWI at 3:44), so, see, it’s all scientific. No fetish here. No siree.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

That last expression on Clinton's face makes it clear that there's not enough weed in the WORLD that makes it okay for his Mom to finish that thought.

YourKingMob

Hey Jeph: YouOutOfPocketKeepGoing.jpg

Hugh Eckert

Aurelia, you should have stopped with "I was extremely high at the time".

Todd Ellner

It also has to do with the average litter size. Most primates only have one at a time and only 2 nip-nips. So on. So forth. But you can still get extras anywhere along the milk line