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Michael

Cosmo has never been safer.

Anonymous

Clinton has dibs, Aurelia!

Joel Bateman

Even pointy dogs love our cinnamon roll.

Raven Razor

I see the clear relation to Clair. XD

Anonymous

There is a A LOT of Clair (Claire? Clare? I cant recall specific spelling) in this post and I A P P R O V E

mooviies

Cosmo!!

Niskara

The dog likes him. That's always a good sign!

Anonymous

Now we know! Another name added to the shipping logs!

Anonymous

Someone's parents had a thing for ancient Rome! (Or maybe just Latin I guess)

Captain Button

Is she actually an immortal Roman Empress or something?

Anonymous

A good social pup

Anonymous

Aurelia Augustus. Jeph. Did you really have to go for the Absolutely Awesome Alliteration.

Jackie Horn

I would die for cosmo

Michael Boettger

The family name "Augustus", also a throw back to ancient Rome. And Aurelius means "golden".

Peter McDevitt

is her middle name "Borealis" ?

fluffy

Technically assonance. Which isn't a word that means someone making a reply like this, as much as it seems cognate to it.

Ted Van Roekel

You realize you're at a certain age when you're crushing on the characters mom....

KCkittysnores

Now, just what was she going to say she hadn’t expected when she cut herself off?

Anonymous

the other day when elliot and yay were talking things over, i was like 'wouldn't it be funny if clinton's mom meets elliot and they fall for each other? cuz hijinks would ensue...' commence hijinks.

JD

How much do you want to bet that Willow is the actual delivery person?

Anonymous

She's named like a roman emperor and has a thing for guys built like greek gods. And after pulling on the emergency brake, has mostly salvaged this train wreck of an introduction. Good on ya miss Augustus.

Dylan T

Oh i wish to hold the long doge

Anonymous

Love Claire’s graduation picture

Kuragari

Aww sweet puppy! <3

MikeT

Helicopter tail , engage!

Thisguy

Ninja Dog.

Anonymous

Eeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous

Such happy. Much wag. Cosmo approves!!

James Cooper

Wouldn't the kicker be that Clinton and Claire have a Ceaser in the family line. Double points if it was their dad!

Anonymous

Clinton holding Cosmo is the cutest thing <3

Doug DeJulio

Cosmo likes him, so he gets to stay. That's how it works.

Anonymous

okay everybody let's place bets, everybody. Did Clinton forget to come out to his mother/ is Aurelia (sick name reveal btw) tendency to "hook up" with college-age guys who look like Elliot showing up and this is just "oh what the heck he's hot"/ or boring answer is this just her reacting to his height.

Chelsea

Oh man, I feel like it could be #1 AND #2! Hahah good point about Aurelia and college age boys

Daniel S

Such a... Hunk? Obvious himbo? Tall glass of water? Giant man who is obviously a bottom? Gorgeous man who I probably shouldn't sleep with because my son is interested in him?

Miyaa

Cosmo loves cinnamon rolls.

Summer Sudbrink

I'm not saying we need a buddy pet storyline with Cosmo and Hercules...

Anonymous

Maybe put a collar on Cosmo before you put a bell on the collar?

Gaz

HAIL COSMO

Alcaria Swain

Clinton better move quick before his mom takes his man

Anonymous

Hercules manages to get out and starts roaming the neighborhood. Elliot is panicked, distraught, disheveled even. He goes to Clinton's mom's house to ask them for help searching (Clinton crashed there for the night because he got drunk after thinking he embarrassed himself and potentially ruined things with our favorite soft boy Elliot). Aurelia, just a little bit high has the brilliant idea of using Cosmo to help track down Hercules, Cosmo bolts off, mission in mind. Now both parties are panicked. Queue a strip or 2 of cosmo tracking down Hercules, Hercules defending a litter of two kittens from an aggressive raccoon, Cosmo helping scare of the raccoon, and then walking side by side back to their families with a kitten being carried by each. Go back to Elliot and Clinton, awkward silence and attempts at conversation to discuss whatever embarassing/stupid thing Elliot and/or Clinton did the night before. Finally they see Hercules and Cosmo round the corner. Excited and overjoyed they share their first kiss, Eliot literally lift Clinton off the ground. Then some quick joke about Clinton noticing the two kittens being carried by the pair. Edit: In the background you can see Willow notice it all

Azrux

I'll say it again, MAKE COSMO THE NEW PROTAGONIST

Anonymous

We were waiting to get my borzoi pup Jaspar (@jaspar_borzoi) when Cosmo was introduced in the strip and my heart sings a bit every time she shows up.

Anonymous

Elliot + animals = awwwwwwwwwww

BioYuGi

There is a collar it's just hidden under ALL the fluff.

Brad Kirkwood

so clearly they get their panicky, desperate flailing and run-on sentences from their mother

Mad Marie

Still rooting for the triumphant return of Pizza Girl...

Yonatan Zunger

Cosmo was the real protagonist all along. Everything prior to Cosmo was simply prologue.

Populuxe

While everyone assumes she is named for Roman emperors or whatnot, as the resident car guy, I’m going to assume she was named for the Lancia Aurelia, built from 1950 to 1958. The B20 coupe and B24 spyder and convertible (worth over a million US$ these days) are especially sexy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Aurelia

Dr. Otter

Beautiful car! Nevertheless, I assume she is named after Julius Caesar's mom.

Nicolas Demers

STOP MAKING ELLIOT CUTER No, wait. The other thing. Keep on making him cuter!

Anonymous

BIG BOI HOLD BIG DOGGO LIKE BABY IM CRY

Absentia

congrats Jeph. you actually got me to join on Patreon in order to see the next comic. well done.

Thomas Halpin

I love this page for many reasons. Also, the ad provider for the QC webpage is serving a browser hijacking pretending to be tech support again.

BobC

It is a good sign that Clinton Mom isn't salivating. Yet.

Ben Russell-Gough

COSMO: "This one is mine. I'm keeping him." This whole arc would demand that the Augustus matriarch get a name. This is as good as any and I'm sort of surprised her name didn't start with 'C'.

Jaron Mortimer

Alright, someone get the horny bat and give Aurelia here a bonk.

Chris Warren

Elliot and Aurelia need to become an item ASAP.

Dean Reilly

No one has ever called Elliot an Aurelia before, and he's not sure how he feels about it.

Chris Warren

Also, Cosmo and Hercules should be friends.

Joseph Bonnar

Your comment reminds me of one by Gomez Addams: I would kill for you! I would DIE for you! (Either way, what bliss!)

Solomon Garland

Aurelia is a known appreciator of college-age jock types, perhaps that's what she didn't expect? 🤔

Anonymous

i fully expect her next words were going to be the effect of hunk/hottie. 90% sure I am straight and I Would at least give Eliot a chance...

Valraven

Who's going to feel more awkward over the fact that Clinton has the same taste in men as Aurelia, Clinton or Elliot?

Ben Russell-Gough

Aurelia Augustus, great-niece of infamous (and deceased) gold mogul Auric Goldfinger and no-one has ever formally cleared her father of being involved in his uncle's attempt to nuke Fort Knox. There is a reason why Steve is in Northampton.

Anonymous

I see that Claire and Clinton come by their complete lack of chill honestly

Anonymous

...you know, I just realized that someone who wasn't familiar with that meme would interpret "bonk" differently.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm expecting Elliot to just be politely confused. He won't even pick up on the tension under the surface which will make it even funnier if Aurelia starts making attraction tells like blushing when he compliments her and maybe sitting a *touch* too close on the sofa.

Mark

Thanks Jeph, a lovely name for a lovely lady!

BigKumaDM

Wow, what a name for her!. Really leaning into that roman theme. Named for the mother of the first roman emperor, lets hope the name has no foreshadowing.

Bagge

aurelia, say "thank you Cosmo" for saving you from an awkward situation.

Anonymous

cosmo makes everything better 🥰

Thomas Halpin

Honestly, I'm impressed she managed to censor herself before she called him a hunk.

Cole Blackblood

I can see the family resemblance (in awkwardness)

Anonymous

collar?

Anonymous

Cosmo has the face of an ant eater o3o

Anonymous

So Clinton's mom is the leader of the Boros Guild?