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Bent Over A Barrel (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-25 01:32:32
Imported:
2022-01

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mamas don't let your babies grow up to be war clowns

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Peter McDevitt

isn't "War Clown" just another name for Republican?

Miyaa

GDI Hanners!

Anonymous

Yessssssssss Sven song titles

Michael Boettger

Funny the subject of clowns should come up with Sven standing right there. Hmmm?

Michael

When she said "war clown" it made me think of that Family Guy cut away where Peter is in Vietnam dressed as a clown.

Anonymous

War Clown? Are we about to see the first marine character in QC?

Ted Van Roekel

Damn it Dora, family is supposed to help, and Sven can afford it. Allow him to show the love.

Spoogle McGee

When you squeeze a War Clown's nose it goes "The horror... the horror."

Scott Vogel

War Honk has changed.

Michael Boettger

"A friend needed some emergency cash" + Sven's awareness? Will they make the connection?

Miyaa
>>48331934

Or… make Sven pay for the honeymoon trip.

Jeremy Tighe

I am wondering if Sven is responsible for the climate that spawned Lil Nas X

Miyaa
>>48331864

Would make an even better title for one of Jimbo’s erotica novels.

BobC

I have two friends who got rich and started leaking money. They had their investments and they were set for life, and each wanted to find good homes for the rest of their money. They both most enjoy making targeted anonymous donations "that make a difference". I pointed out that for each one of these they do, they should give 100x to organizations who do it every day, and they should do it every time. And they did! Unfortunately, I failed to set up a suitable organization beforehand.

Joseph Bonnar

War Clown is the new name for my band. When I get a band. Sometime after I learn how to play an instrument. Sometime after I learn how to sing.

Viktor

Hanner’s line is a joke, but rodeo clowns are dudes who dress in bright colors and then get between a bull and the dude who just pissed off the bull. It’s not a job you take if you like safety and calm.

Anonymous

Tell me more about War Clown!!!

Anonymous

"mamas don't let your babies grow up to be war clowns" is >chef kiss<

Anonymous
>>48332657

Every rodeo clown I've met has been a weird mix between hard core as fuck and sweet hearted people.

Czarzhan

"A friend needed some emergency cash." "Oh, yeah, I just broke up with her."

Anonymous

"War clowns gathered in their masses..."

Anonymous

The question now is, will Jeff make a song titled “I went down on a rodeo clown”?

Anonymous

“That’s not funny”

Oren

Only a skilled clown can make all the balloon organs fast enough.

MikeT

nothing like finding an enlarged appendix with a red clown nose on it.

Mark Thomas
>>48333486

Technically, they broke up with each other. If you WERE to assign it mow heavily to one person than the other, it would be that she broke up with him. He was still totally down to bone if she was. He was simply mature enough to understand the situation and accept her feelings about it without becoming a stereotype

Yonatan Zunger

Everyone is thinking about the courage of war clowns, but TBH I'm more thinking about experimental surgery clowns and exactly who or what *their* job is to distract.

Mark Thomas

Way down in Kentucky A gal can get lucky Surrounded by steers and beers. He was covered in dust From his hat to his chaps With a grin that spanned to his ears. There waas no fear in his eyes, Despite his red leather hides. As he stared that bronco down. Off the thrown rider went runnin For the fence he was gunnin, Yeah the rodeo had come to town. Ignited by the heat of his gaze, cheering on in a lust fueled haze, It had been ages since last I was plown: I knew then and there That after the show, I'd go down on a rodeo clown. It was a hot summer night in that traveling tent And we got no rest until we were both spent And the details ought never be shared or shown About the night I went down on a rodeo clown...

awgiedawgie
>>48335331

Their job is to distract the patient's family. And frankly, that'd make *me* want to kill them.

Anonymous

"Cry 'Humor!', and let slip the clowns of war."

red sands

War clown makes me think of that Spanish movie Balada triste de trompeta/ the last circus. Spanish civil war a clown with a machete.

William Cole

Rodeo clowns make think of the classic Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle, Shakes the Clown.

Brandon Hardin

Birdcloud's Springwater has the line "I went down on a rodeo clown", so he'll just have to keep searching.

Ami

I WANT TO BE A WAR CLOWN

Anonymous

I've seen rodeo clowns at work. It's a serious job.

Anonymous

I need to know more about the experimental surgery clown.

Bagge

How experimental is the surgery to be that dangerous to the clown who is just there to lighten the mood?

jimfromtx

Experimental Surgery Clown is my new ICP cover band.

Summer Sudbrink

Now I have to know if there are any AI clowns.

Ack

Hey, if he can help May get a new body (literally minutes before the old one combusts) he can help his sister out with her wedding.

Anonymous
>>48354869

Wouldn't that compound May's guilt if she ever found out? Sven is chipping in to help cover his sister's wedding because she spent a bunch on May's donation drive. Now it's like Sven is covering both his own and Dora/Tai's contributions.

Anonymous

Hey wait, isn't this supposed to be Turkeys?

Matt

WAR CLOWNS!

Yonatan Zunger
>>48350180

No, you misunderstand. The experimental surgery is how the clowns are *created.*

Pejo
>>48359084

No more war clowns have the powerrrrr/Hand of God has struck the hourrrrr

Joe
>>48352737

I think Experimental War Clown needs to be my new Soundgarden tribute band ...

Some Ed

You know, if Dora had gone to Sven for that emergency money, without specifying an amount, Sven probably would've given more money than Dora felt she could afford. Which brings up two questions: 1. Would having gotten more money resulted in May getting even bigger boobs, some other enhancement, or turning the extra money over to charity? 1b. How much bigger are we talking? It's my impression they don't get much bigger here on QC. 2. How upset would May be with Sven after she found out he only told her about how much he contributed for his own part, and not how much "Dora" contributed via him?

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>48353852

I thought about it for several minutes and now somehow I want to see Bubbles performing awkward stand-up comedy at some open mic night. Human brains are weird.

Anonymous

Hey now, war clowns are an actual thing. They're called Clowns Without Borders and spend their time in war zone refugee camps making life a little less miserable for displaced kids :)

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

For more on WarClowns, listen to the lyrics of "Leningrad" https://youtu.be/LgD_-dRZPgs

Anonymous

hanners has seen some shit