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Diabetic Anaconda (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-06 01:11:26
Imported:
2022-01

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shale

So relatable

Danya Michael

EEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't take the suspense!

Anonymous

*polyamorous shipping intensifies*

Anonymous

Representing the disaster bisexuals well 😂

Anonymous

DON'T MAKE US WAIT

Morgan Bauman

Ask him!!! Ask him!!!!!! Come ON, man!

Miyaa

Oh Elliot. Oh dear sweet Elliot.

Michael Boettger

Whose? Elliot's or Clinton's? And I like Clinton's hair. Have we seen that before?

Cody Renton

Is it just me, or does Clinton's extra floof make him look skinnier than normal?

Solomon Garland
>>41684514

The way the arrow points suggests the sweet buns are elliot's. And I think he mentions that he's been using conditioner recently.

Jennifer Doyle
>>41684472

Two bisexuals trying to decide if they're just flirting or serious until everyone screams "JUST KISS"

Sean Kinlin

Panel 3 could almost be a socialist realist poster.

Sandrock

Hey, I'm by no means an expert on this, but is that a rising sun background? If so you should probably remove it as that is a fascist symbol in japan

Anonymous

This makes me happy and feel things.

Solomon Garland

Internally praying that Elliot has another thing in common with Bubbles, and that thing is making people realise they're bi... I'm so >w< about all this!

Scout

I'm just now realizing: do we know Clinton's orientation? he had a crush on Emily but that's all I remember

Anonymous

I'm hyperventilating bc ALL I WANT IS THIS SHIP TO SAIL!!!!!

Solomon Garland
>>41684708

He and Elliot had a lil talk about it drunk at the bar. Pretty sure he says he's never been into a dude but is like... open to the idea, if he met the right guy?

R L

I swear I didn't load the patreon post on purpose https://imgur.com/a/JKA3nDx

Anonymous

pls pls pls pls do it elliot

Erin Moriarty

Diabetic anaconda don't want none unless you got sweet buns

Creepy Cat Lady

OMG it is so exciting that May's fundraiser has hit its goal! I'm about to do a fundraiser for a friend of mine, to help her get a service dog. I can only hope mine has a fraction of this success. :)

Sleepy John

He even fist-in-palms indecisively.

Dean Reilly

I really like Elliot's shirt in the last panel.

Anonymous

A human/AI/Cyborg relationship would be interesting. I wonder what other attachments Clinton could replace his hand with....

Errol Lobo
>>41685048

No idea what patreon/jeph policy is on this, but you should link it when you can.

Anonymous

I too live that goober life.

Anonymous

A+ bottom text

Joe
>>41684704

ok, guess I'll be the dumb old guy, but I don't recognize that emoticon & can't find any reference to it. undoubtedly I'll be deluged by those in the know, but I gots ta.

GregD

OH NOES CLINTON IS CUTER

Anonymous

Yesssssss. Best last panel. I love this so much

James Redekop

If Elliot doesn't ask Clinton out, I will.

Thomas Halpin

Now we see Jeph's dark side creeping out, tormenting Elliot with perfect comedic timing. I love it.

Joseph Bonnar
>>41684460

Which is why this is the weekend cliffhanger. Jeph is EBIL! EBIL says I!

Anonymous

What a pain this woman is....

Anonymous

Did anyone else mistake the dashed arrow next to ‘sweet buns’ for tiny-font text and try to enlarge it?

Anonymous

Sweet buns Alabama, and you know it's true. Sweet buns Alabama, I got some now how 'bout you?

Brent
>>41685921

If Clinton turns down Elliot, I'll date him!

Anonymous

You can do it Elliot! I believe in you!

Anonymous

YES PLEASE LET MY SHIT SET SAIL!

Bagge

I'm honestly surprised both of them didn't barge in at once, from different directions. That's seems to be the way Eliot's life works

Aaron Schulz

Clinton can do better.

SpookyPenguin

I'm self-isolating and I can sing SWEET BUNS allll day and no one can stop me!

Lee B.

Elliot & Clinton would be so cute together <3

Anonymous

Clinton's T-shirt is at least bi-curious.

Dylan T

Don't be a chickenshit Elliot, open your heart

darklion

I feel ya Elliot

Anonymous

Yes!!!!

Anonymous

I can already see the rejection, but which path will it take? Will Clinton be kind? or will he freak the fuck out?

Stephen Wells

Dear Clinton, please climb him like a tree, thank you.

Anonymous

The comment is perfectly placed. Everything about this is perfect. Your panels always make my day!

Anonymous
>>41694455

Do it! If my cat has taught me anything, it's that screaming randomly in an empty house is very therapeutic. So I sing Hamilton songs at the top of my lungs. So sing it dear friend!!!

Anonymous

The idea of Renee just reaching out and grabbing the shirt of someone more than a foot taller than she is, holding him in place like he was chained to a boulder... is an entertaining one.

Douglas E. Smith
>>41704398

Why not? A lot of others have (Tai, Brun, Claire...). Get a harness and some good rope and go to it!

Mark

It can only have happened because Elliot is too much of a cinnamon roll to keep trying to move once he realised that she had grabbed him. This reminds me of an episode from a roleplaying game where I was playing a super-strong character (like, bench press 100 tons strong), and another, smaller and much weaker, tried to snatch the phone out of his hand. I decided that my character would continue the phone conversation with the other character dangling from the phone.

Melissa
>>41712296

She does have the advantage of being 90 degrees to Elliot, so she can use her legs to maintain balance, while he loses his.

Kuragari

Fun with ascii pointers. XD

Some Ed
>>41712296

To hold someone in place by grabbing their shirt, you don't need to be stronger than them for success. If they're a cinnamon roll, they'll stop as soon as they've noticed. If they like the shirt, you just need to hold the shirt firmly enough that they at least have the impression you are strong enough to rip their shirt if they pull away with enough force to do so.

Matthew Reiter
>>41686733

I thought it was tiny text, but didn't try to enlarge it because I knew it wouldn't work.

BobC

Is it time for Dina to stop by again and calmly explain all the emotes?

Anonymous
>>41704398

If you have enough good rope, you can make your own harness

Anonymous

Renee is so sexy

Greg Morrow

Renee's fist in Elliot's shirt is really well drawn, Jeph. Kudos.