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Joel Bateman

Did she get thiccer? Also, why does Fart Chan look like Mo-oh no

Anonymous

I missed Marigold

Mark P.

I don't think the lube in Dale's room is going to fix it this time.

Anonymous

Someone’s going to the shop!

Anonymous

Ins and outs? Cheesemongers?

Michael Boettger

Hey Marbear! Hey Dale! Good to see you guys! (God I hope May got cleaned up, or Dale is in for a nasty surprise.)

Anonymous

Need to go see if my wife will hug my ass back into shape

Alcaria Swain

I trust Marbear to keep it cool. I'm pretty sure their relationship is pretty healthy and solid.

Anonymous

There is a poster. On the wall. That says "Fart Chan". A POSTER. ON. THE. WALL. I mean, you know, what?

Anonymous

Fuckin Jacques... I read this while staring at a packet of second tier instant ramen

Czarzhan

I don't like to think about what's already filling that socket, besides the ball joint.

awgiedawgie

You mean there actually is such a thing as top-tier instant ramen?

Anonymous

I love how paternal Dale is with May :3

JD

Marigold has really matured. In the past, she would right away assume that they were up to no good. But now her first thought is that something is wrong with May's body.

Adam Abbott

Maruchan is the best ramen. None of that nissan Top Ramen crap.

Joseph Bonnar

Looking at the posters on the wall. Where is Crab Girlfriend's poster?

Captain Button

I've lost track. Who is living with who now? Marigold lost her roommate when Angus left for NY, right?

Bagge

She's very perceptive

Anonymous

When Dale sees what's in that hip.... "This isn't the proper lubricant..."

BobC

For some unknown reason, the Huey Lewis song "Hip to be Square" popped into my mind while reading this comic. I figured there must be some pun-able gold there, but after many seconds spent scratchin' my noggin, I got nuthin'. Help?

Anonymous

Last I remember, she's still living with Momo (who's working to pay half the rent.)

Anonymous

Momofuku Ramen! Followed by Dandelion Ramen!

darklion

What happened to CHONK

Gigglebyte

Man May- as someone with Ehlers Danlos hip dislocation solidarity

Anonymous

I like how the Fart Chan poster is followed up with the phrase "shit from an ass" in the next panel.

Anonymous

I thought Sven's glee-gloop would have fixed it...

Anonymous

Oh yeah it had a *lot* of ups and downs. And ins and outs.

Bagge

"May, why is there semen in your hip that my boyfriend is hugging?" "DAMMIT, I KNEW IT!"

Bagge

Contrary to popular male belief very few things are actually made better by direct contact with dick.

Bagge

May is not the only one who has started to recognise the usual kind of shenanigans around here

Anonymous

Isn't 'instant ramen' was May was getting earlier?

Andrew

Hip to be insertedinwithapenis? There we go, just make the pun fit I say.

Mark

Surely Roko can get her a new body now, given that this crappy one is literally falling apart!

Creepy Cat Lady

My daughter has a connective tissue disorder that makes her body behave basically like May's. I wish I could get her a replacement chassis like May will hopefully get. :'(

Anonymous

I'm not sure what to say to this, but wanted to let you know I will also wish for a chassis upgrade for your daughter, however that works out in both your favor.

Erin Moriarty

I really want Adventures of Fart-chan for our next bonus comic.

Al Hunt

Saporo Ichiban. Soy Sauce flavour. I'll hear no decent.

Stephen Wells

Twenty seconds until he gets something on his hands that he really doesn't want on his hands.

LH

such as May's joint lube! it's corrosive to human hair, you know.

SheepFace2000

I want the fart-chan comic now

Tim Keating

"Hey, May, why is your hip all sticky?"