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Kriss Pang

Crumbling!!

Joseph Houk

Oh. My. DOG. We now have a reason for May to get a new body...

Anonymous

AIs have a what now?

Samantha Yeaman

SVEN'S HAIR WAS HIS BEST FEATURE AND HE LOST IT, I'M GOING TO CRY.

Andrew Parsons

Huh, looks more like he's related to Claire and Clint..

JD

Hence why she didn't recognize him when his hair was in a man bun.

Matt Grayson

Yeah. Blame the ex-con, why don’t cha...

Joel Bateman

He looks less douchie now. I didn't think you could ever undouche Sven.

Michael Boettger

That'll teach ya! Anybody else notice the more marked resemblance to Dora with the new haircut?

Anonymous

At this point, I think Jeph just decided he never wants to draw long hair again.

Chris Hull

Hey, it's the latest issue of PISS!

JD

Basically any machine with moving parts and gears use lube to keep them from rusting.

Anonymous

May appears to associate people with their hairstyle rather than their face... which honestly just makes me wonder if she thinks Marten has had like 5 different redheaded girlfriends over the past years

Anonymous

oh dear, I couldn't help imagining the mess that probably made in less visible areas

William Cole

If this means his man-bun is gone forever, I’m gonna call it a net win.

Captain Button

I've got a bit of that myself. If you change hairstyles I will have trouble recognizing you.

Mark

I'm definitely on the Sven/May ship.

JD

He let Momo regrow her hair after he burned it off. Her and Roko seem to be the exceptions to the rule.

Kyle Major

I dont think I would read piss magazine

Anonymous

I...also did not recognize Sven until May did.

Gary Walker

PISS, the journal of modern watersports enthusiasm.

Anonymous

I legit thought it was angus for a sec

Anonymous

To be fair, I didn't recognize him either. ;)

Erin Moriarty

No hair left uncut in the QC-verse :-D

BobC

Crumbling pubic hair? Can you imagine the itching? No tighty-whities for sure! Time to go commando for a while.

BobC

Nobody would ever buy a Country song from someone who looks like that.

Kinda Squirrely

Well, at least he's not bald. I feel he might resent that a bit more.

Anonymous

Short hair, no bolo … are we sure he’s Sven?

Hugh Eckert

May's personality is more than *mildly* corrosive...

Anonymous

I genuinely did not recognize him without longer hair. Even with the dingus nub I could see it, but this is some Clark Kent shit.

Anonymous

Did anyone else just have a flash of May channeling Roko’s voice in the last frame??

Anonymous

Yay and indeed - the Ship sets sail.

Anonymous

Ya know his resemblance to Dora suddenly appeared.

Anonymous

Ummmm... I'm guessing that other parts of Sven are even barer?

Brian English

Look on the bright side; we are spared from a return of the man-bun, for a long period of time.

Anonymous

Now I want to seem him visit COD when Faye is hanging out with Dora and Hanners.....

Anonymous

So robot lube is like Nair. Does that mean Sven is hairless?

Dylan T

Well, sometimes, life is a bleach like that.

Bagge

She remembered his name. That is progress

BobC

May doesn't want a ship. She wants a jet fighter!

Anonymous

That should be Really good ammunition to get her a better body ..

Anonymous

oh nooooo his hair was the thing I liked about him rip his hair

Charlotte Grubbs

Is this where we find out that Sven is like Samson, and his powers of seduction are now gone?

Nulgar

But it might be better to phrase it vaguely as "interactions with humans".

Anonymous

I so much not want to read what she’s reading!

Akashimo Hakubi

Think it was awkward just from the reaction of short hair sven

Joe

I didn't recognize him immediately either ...

William Cole

I just noticed the flavor of the chips: Diagonal Dill

Forrest Taylor

Wait they fucked before? Dammit I've missed a lot