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A Rose By Any Other Name (Patreon)

Published:
2019-07-08 01:21:07
Imported:
2022-01

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I've been sitting on Yay's name for over a year now muahahahahaha

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Anonymous

YAY NEWFRIEND

Alcaria Swain

Omg Are you kidding me? You're going to call them that for serious? You're a mad man, Jeph.

Daniel Burnett

Then there’s Awwh Newfriend, our cousin that nobody likes

Samantha Yeaman

Jeph I swear to fucking god if that is actually their name..

Smazzie

melon is also a distributed consciousness but doesn't know it

Michael Boettger

Hey, Spooky was caught off guard and was the best they could up with on a moment's notice.

Anonymous

Oh this is going to be fun.

Jon

Please let this be Spookybots permanent name. I would be sooo happy

Michael Boettger

Although, I can imagine the reaction when they rejoin. Super secret AIs doing a simultaneous facepalm.

Michael Boettger

And the picture on the wall? Did Roko go to Disneyland?

Joel Bateman

Still gonna call em Spookybot

Bonnie Fiddis

I don’t get the reference mentioned in the corner but appreciate the comic all the same. Yay Newfriend!

Anonymous

They've got half a dozen human-comparable brains to think with and that's what they come up with in a time crunch?...absolutely brilliant

5099 5618

How Cultured.

Adam Friedlander

QC Fact: In the QC universe. a slap drone is an AI that follows you around, occasionally slapping you on the ass. (Available by request only.)

Michael Boettger

Jim, I have no real clue. But based on the skin and hair color, that is definitely Roko.

Anonymous

I think Randall Milholland already has a 'Newfriend' character in Something*Positive. At least, that's what Fluffmodeous calls her.

Joseph Bonnar

Some things are worth keeping, Jeph. :)

Michael Boettger

Maybe an attempt to assimilate with perceived human norms?

Wolfger
>>24513282

How can one obtain a slap drone? Asking for a friend....

Peter Jensen
>>24513043

Enough processing power to break modern encryption instantly, but not so good at thinking on their feet.

awgiedawgie
>>24513077

They are a distributed intelligence. They all know what any one of them knows.

BobC

Sitting on two Y's for a year must have been a pain in the ass.

awgiedawgie
>>24513026

No, no... that's Ugh Newfriend. Awwh Newfriend is the cute little baby.

Matt Grayson
>>24513234

Iain M. Banks book “Player of Games”. Character named Yay Meristinoux. (Superb intro to his Culture books, btw)

awgiedawgie
>>24513302

There's also a photo of Roko with Melon - I believe it's hanging by the door.

Dylan T

Logically, I know that Yay is an eldritch hivemind that could do terrible things to torture me and everyone I love. Emotionally, I want to squeeze them and protect them from all harm.

Noise

"I also have a cousin Archy. Short for Architeuthis."

Mitchell Sealy

They mention that they had no name, which was presumably by choice. It's not hard to come by a name. This looks like poor improvisation but I think this is actually a super important and thought out step for them. They have adopted this new identity as Yay Newfriend. As soon as they heard Melon say "Yay! New Friend!" they realized they wished to define themselves by this reaction. To be the New Friend who elicits Yays.

Anonymous

I'm dying, this is gold

Czarzhan
>>24513042

It's just that the other things Melon's consciousness is distributed into is the furniture around her apartment.

Anonymous

Oh Sweet Cthulu, It's been far too long since I've read or reread any Ian M. Banks. I'll have to fix that. Player of Games was my first, and it's still one of my favorites.

Aqua Allison

...Jeph I am utterly terrified, because between Spookybot being an enigma of a personality, and you being a creator on the level of Andrew Hussie with your self-awareness, I'm not sure whether Yay is joking or not.

John Fiala

Yay! It's Spookybot!

Anonymous

From the Island of Newfriendland ... a mythical place reported to be a rock sticking out of the ocean, and 30 minutes out of time sync with everywhere else.

Brent Catherman

It's probably for the best that they not use their real name. I don't think Melon can keep a secret. Speaking of real name have they ever disclosed it to anyone?

Brooks Moses
>>24515016

This is an AI that just gave away 2 billion dollars on a whim. Also, being named Yay Newfriend is much funnier if they take on the name seriously. Logical conclusion: There's no way they're going to do this halfway and only be joking here.

Anonymous

This is Gold+, Jeph. You're a legend!

Bradford

Spookybot is practically a Skittermander at this point.

Evgeniy Semyonov

They are really fast and adaptable. Taking name from Melon, certified weapon-grade ditz, is a perfect way to promote obscurity through audacity. No one would suspect an eldritch distributed AI in a person with such a ridiculous name. Somewhat like a method Doctor Strange uses in the comics.

Gerry

Has the reason Spoo... Yah is speaking with a circular speech bubble and not the AI square speech bubble been explained? Is one of the spooky nodes (i.e. this one) an actual human?

David Howe

Was somehow expecting this to be a fluttershy reference....

Niels Roosen

Iain M. Banks, my all time favourite sci-fi writer! May he rest in peace.

Rob McBobson

I assumed it was a Top Cat reference, to that episode where he and the other cats make modern art.

Dean Reilly

Did Melon walk downstairs and come in through the door, or did she just jump down through the hole?

Matthew Harris

I'm just going to keep calling them Spookybot

Jax
>>24521403

In my head, of course she jumped down. And will jump back up later when she leaves, Superman style.

Anonymous

I love the faces in panel three!

Leona

You always know the right answer

Holly Nelson

Hmm. Yay and May, both acquired their names from the Martenvolk. — Also, watching the MV accumulate friends of unimaginable power is like watching a nascent black hole building itself from drifting ostrich plumes. Or something.

Anonymous

I would have guessed at a DiscWorld dwarf reference, with Cheery LittleBottom, Jolly LittleBottom, etc.

Lucanid Landman

I suppose outing him as Gary straight away would have been letting the cat out of the bag a bit soon.

Captain Button

I voted for SpookyMcSpookface.

Thomas Boys
>>24513023

All one can do is embrace the insanity, hold on for dear life and watch the pretty colours.

Anonymous

I'm reminded of Something Positive. Melon's even the same color as Fluffmodeus. "Hello, New Friend!!!"

Randall Norman Pick

Please draw an ancient IBM microcomputer with 'Hallelujah Newfriend' on a sign over it.

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>24514297

Every time I see this comment, it takes a real physical struggle not to write "Hi, dying, I'm dad!" in response. Oh, wait...

Peter Jensen
>>24514843

The complete works of Banks is on my list of things to read, so I was wondering if there's a fan accepted order for the best introduction, or if just chronological is fine.

Anonymous

Jeph, you are d*** lucky I wasn't taking a drink of my coffee when I read this.

Joe

consider Jacques ...

z

I'm thinking that we'll discover that Spookybot will find Melon to be WEIRD...weirder than Spookybot, and that's saying something.

Anonymous

Is no one surprised by Melon's prescience?

Sarah Buisson

How do you come to yay? What was the other possibility ? When do you decide to have melon name them?

Anonymous

ok can we just recognize that roko appears to have a framed photo of herself on the wall with some 2000s-era fashion. Damn roko have some chill