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The Gig Economy (Patreon)

Published:
2018-11-27 02:59:23
Imported:
2022-01

Content

hello Beepatrice!


(that's Beepatrice)


(I like Beepatrice)

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darklion

The Gigconomy for short.

Terry Parry

Something something pedo-bites

Adam Friedlander

Plot twist: testing sex toys is Beepatrice's fetish!

TubaGinger

"My supervisor, Pintsize, is so *passionate* about the work we do. Truly inspiring!"

Anonymous

Nice blush.

Populuxe

Hooray for the new blushy character!

Anonymous

You found a role of Beepatrice! Yaaaay!

Ted Van Roekel

More like the Giggity-economy, amirite? ;)

BobC

Does she have jaundice? I didn't know that was a thing for AIs.

Mike de Jong

Wait. Beepatrice and Basilisk? Was Beepatrice originally named Cockatrice and she got flustered and censored her own name? Because that's adorbale

BobC

Testing ain't no joke. I've worked on several products where testing was way over half of both the development budget and the schedule. Aircraft instruments, nuclear power plant monitors, spacecraft avionics; the kind of things that if they fail it will be the definition of a "very bad day". The same thing goes for condoms. Which also can be toys!

Kyle Major

And more questions arise for Beepatrice

Mitchell Sealy
>>17488172

Heard some horror stories about shoddy Dildo manufacturers. Sounds like if you're a reputable business it's pretty important to make sure sex toys are safe. They'll be interacting with some very vulnerable and tender parts of human anatomy.

Captain Button

I used to test equipment for a living, but the closest I came to sex toys was a battery they told people to put in their armpit.

Gamera

Benis?

Sleepy John

The kind of job where you can get a good buzz on.

Dylan T

I feel like awkwardness is just a constant in AIs at this point

z

There has to be someone out there that does sex toy reviews, disassembly, noting where there's possible issues (cheap Chinese bearings, they'll seize up after a hundred hours of use or flimsy plastic that'll break if you use high-end batteries, etc, etc, etc...).

kaitou
>>17489016

It's the ones that catch fire you gotta watch out for.

Chris Crowther

I had a friend who used to go through a disturbing number of toys by burning them out.

Anonymous

Oh no I'm love

Luzahn

I love AI culture’s apparent fondness for punny names. =D

Anonymous

URSULA! We may finally get to know you!

Anonymous

Oh no Beepatrice is CUTE!

Anonymous

Beepatrice blush is cuuuuuuute! Roko Uber FTW

Bagge

I love how she is introduced. A few lines of dialoge, a cute blush and we already know a lot about her and have reasons to like her.

Leak

So she's basically dual-classed Hydraulic Press Channel/Oh Joy Sex Toy?

Anonymous

AI-rika Moen

ysth

What is Roko applying for? Did we know? If so, I've forgotten

Anonymous
>>17491873

I believe Roko said she was going to apply to be a case worker, kinda like what Winslow was doing before he and Hannelore set off for their journey.

Bagge
>>17489947

I will be honest. I'm not confident Ursula will make it through testing

Peter Jensen
>>17488130

She did change it, but mainly because she felt it was a bit too on the nose for her side gig.

Peter Jensen
>>17489507

Jamie from Girls With Slingshots would say they're using them right.

Paul Grodt

I welcome beepatrice as a new regular character. I can't wait to ship her with...basically anyone.

Fart Captor

Oh god, now I'm imagining flesh lights being tested with shaped charges like they need to be able to withstand a load from Superman

Summer Sudbrink

Sexual Appetite for Destruction

Creepy Cat Lady

I want to work with Beepatrice.

Jim Feldman

Would a sex toy for Roko be a toaster? She could get a side job at a bakery

Matt Grayson

How long before someone starts calling her Beeps?

Brian
>>17488839

It makes sense. They don’t have the luxury of having an awkward stage as children or teenagers. They’re trying to figure out a place in the world that works for their personality and isn’t entirely centered around what their bodies were designed to to.

Matt Grayson

And can all robots do full-face blushes? Or is that a feature found only in the Deluxe Limited models?

Ann M

I have for almost as long as I've purchased electronics named them after QC AIs. I need a new laptop and have been worrying about the fact that I've run out of AIs. Yes, I checked the wiki. Thank you for Beepatrice!

Am Queue
>>17488589

I have... no. no, I don't have any questions. None at all.

Am Queue
>>17495141

I originally read this in a book of short stories. I just went looking for a pointer, and found it's entirely online! <a href="http://www.larryniven.net/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.larryniven.net/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml</a>

Bagge
>>17520296

So, do you have a roomba and is it named after Hannelore's roomba?

Bagge
>>17517516

We need to check old May strips to answer that

Ted Van Roekel
>>17517516

Beeps is a unusual model with an screen for a face, so she's much more emotive than most. Source is Jeph's twitter account.