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March Bonus Comic Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-20 14:43:24
Imported:
2022-01

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Okay time for you to pick what this month's bonus comic will be! One returning option from the last poll because I think it's a funny idea.


Fun fact: 95% of the time I'm just making up the options as I type out these posts and then I have to figure out the actual comic once the winner has been picked. It's a fun exercise!

Comments

Mark

Need more melon darnit

Kelly Jean

Every time hanners is an option I automatically auto vote

Allison Hastings

I would be happy with any of these

Anonymous

Hannelore’s new body mod has something to do with Melon’s butt. I just know it!

Ami

I again see how these could all happen in one comic but it's actually comforting to know that you are riffing on ideas and didn't have anything solid when offering this. I'd feel bad about voting against a written out script you had in mind

A sheep

She'd better get a hand sanitizer dispenser. Just a little squirt gun of purell.

Anonymous

I was going to 'campaign' to have this be an all 3 votes but I realized that would make it not fun for Jeph. Thanks for coming up with cool riff ideas each month.

Anonymous

Hannelores new Māori facial tatoo should be pretty epic. I hope she does a Haka with Winston.

Anonymous

A shame the Melon vote's being split against the Hanner caucus

Anonymous

I love the Melon comics, but since Hanners is my favorite character I'm biased in this one XD

Ben Russell-Gough

Being a space program junkie, I MUST know how Melon managed to launch her original glutinal plate into orbit!

Anonymous

Butts!

Anonymous

I like the idea of extending a bit on the AI awareness theme; but who doesn't like a good joke! I appreciate the effort into layering in the philosophical with a good fart joke :-)

Ben Russell-Gough
>>10936069

Nah, a nose side-ring and she'll feel immensely proud and brave having done it. Of course, she'll eventually have to take it out because it 'unbalances my head'.

Ben Russell-Gough

Y'know, Jeph, you can do the 'Melon Confronts Mortality' strip because you want to; you don't need our permission!

Marc Kevin Hall

Melon's loss of her butt made her confront her own mortality, obviously.

Origamigryphon

I must know the story of Melon's butt.

Brian

Hannelore has some glaring inconsistencies

ysth

I can't see hannelore getting a body mod. maybe self-cleaning eyelashes?

Anonymous

I love Melon. But Hannelore freaking out on a piercer/tattoo artist is too much to not vote for. Can't we have all three? Melon confronts her mortality because she saw Hannelore getting a body mod made out of her orbiting butt because of Station??

Anonymous

I am a simple person, I see Hanners, I vote.

Joal Taylor

Melon confronts her mortality when Hannelore uses Melon's butt in a body mod? Is it a combined story??

Captain Button

Melon's butt re-entering started the war in "Alice Grove".

Anonymous

Aha... I see the strategy... divide the Melon vote, and Hanners wins...

tuypo1

I hope it's a hi tech mod

Cole Blackblood

I'd say do the Melon Morality one anyway, since you have an idea in mind for it

Anonymous
>>10935837

The Melon vote ended up being split, which may have made the poll lopsided for Hanners (full disclosure, I always vote for Hanners)

Mark Mckay

not to nit pick but could the voting stay open a little longer in future polls? I got the email at 1am and don't really have a chance to vote until I get home at 6pm by which time the voting is closed..

Niels Roosen
>>10955740

I second that. I opened my laptop here at 8.30AM (Europe time) and the poll was already closed!

Todd Whitesel
>>10955740

Thirded. I am on a bunch of Patreons and I get tons of other email every day as it is. I go through my Patreon email about once a day (when I can) and have resorted to checking the Patreon app because of these fast polls. A 24-48 hour poll is basically punishing me for having an actual life outside of email and my phone.

David Paul
>>10955740

Fifth. I only got home from work an hour ago, and checked my emails now (currently 8.35PM Australian Eastern Standard Time).

Rudolph Gerber

If nothing else curious minds would like to know what happened to melon's butt in an unillustrated way; just as long as the mystery is solved -- The case of the Explosive Tuchus

Rudolph Gerber
>>10955740

Sixth; i missed the poll too, you're popular all around the world; gotta keep timezones in mind.

Cha0sniper

Not gonna lie, when I saw body mod my first thought was that hanners was gonna turn part cyborg. Then I remembered the other meaning of body mod, and yet i'm slightly disappointed that mecha-hanners won't be a thing :3

onitake

Never say never... Perhaps she was an AI with a highly advanced body all along. Not that far-fetched if you consider her heritage. And it might explain the special relationship she has with Station AI.

Tara Cook
>>10967965

Or maybe she's finally going to allow Station to put in that upgrade so she can see him at home!

Anonymous
>>10935991

Same here: I thought we were supposed to realise that we were voting on what is going to get written. It's not canon until Jeph draws it...