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It All Comes Back To This (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-31 01:20:23
Imported:
2024-04

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do NOT ask him how he knows

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SilverbackRon

Our dog mistook a dildo for a chew toy one time. I thought it was hilarious but my wife was pissed.

Nick Mosbrucker

I ran the rugs category for an major online (and much hated) retailer, and my VP knew me b/c the first big project I had was saving one of my vendors listing sets (~1200 product pages) that had been taken over by a company selling dildos. They specifically focused on large toys and double enders, turns out you can save a lot of tariffs/container costs importing "100 rugs" vs 10k dildos. The rug company was a company out of Georgia run by the sweetest southern ladies, and this was their nightmare. My ex-VP still knows me only as "the dildo guy", and I still pronounce it in my head with a southern drawl...