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"After a hard day of teaching his University students, The Professor loves nothing more than to stop by at the local pub near the campus. Bertha May Cider is his drink of choice. He’s getting a little heavy for the bar stools these days but his voluminous rump fits snugly in the pub armchairs. 

However, one day, as he’s wrapping up his lecture and readying himself for the pub, he spots a package left on his desk. His students are filing out of the hall and no-one is taking responsibility for the parcel; how curious. The Professor unwraps his gift: Inside is a pack of Custard Creams; his favourite biscuit. 

Curious indeed..."

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Carl Quaif

You know what they say, “snacks by the pound, make Professors rot(o)und”….or something like that! 😁

Anonymous

He is obviously tenured, because adjuncts aren't paid enough to get that big. xD (Unfortunately speaking from experience.)

lokitu

How do you know he wasn't already that big before he took the job...? (but sorry to hear of that experience, still!)

DeltaC

He is a cutie

Anonymous

I can’t wait for the book to be finished! Will out be out anytime soon? (No rush of course)

lokitu

I'm almost two-thirds done now, so while it's going to have to be next year, I'm hoping it won't drag on into the year too long! So much has happened this year and last (some big health issues for me and personal matters) which delayed this project. I'm eager to finish it as I have other things I want to make haha

A Person

Are you still releasing this one?

lokitu

I thought I’d save him for the final release of the book