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"The Paramedic shows up on the scene and asks ‘What appears to be the problem?’ 

The patient can only stare wide-eyed in awe. 

‘Uhhh,’ he begins. 

The Paramedic works long hours and hard shifts, oftentimes driving the ambulance all through the night. He’s encountered this before. 

‘Got knocked down? Had a fall?’ he asks, surprisingly gentle for a huge brute such as he.

The patient is still staring, apparently forgetting what was wrong with him. 

‘D’ya need a hand getting up?’ the big man tries again. ‘Need help getting into the ambulance?’

‘No... I’m - Wait, yes! Yes, I do! I need help. You’re gonna have to carry me, I’m afraid.’

The Paramedic heaves his huge chest when he sighs. How did he know this would be the answer? 


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Ilikeemthicc

😍😍😍😍😍🥵 I think I'm in love

Anonymous

I audibly did the alien from Toy Story "ooooh" noise

Arthur Dent

this is *HAWT*

Anonymous

yes yes yes please pick me up and never let me down!

Carl Quaif

Fabulous! I confess, I'd want to be carried, too...and hope to hear the overstrained buttons stretched across his belly pinging off from the effort...:-D

Devoncollen

*Faints* doctor doctor give me the newwwsss

DeltaC

No fat shaming from the Doctor!

lokitu

You don’t really think I’d put fat shaming in my book that celebrates big men, do you? 😮