God's Life Hacks (Patreon)

I've been working on a script for an old fashioned God & Jeffery video in which God jumps on the top 10 list craze and comes up with 10 life hacks for his youtube video. Of course, the life hacks are completely outlandish and unreasonable, as given by God Himself and informed by the bible at times. I've written a few life hacks, and I don't know if God and Jeffery will make it though all 10 the way things are going, but I thought it would be a good idea to give my patrons a shot at including some of their life hacks in the video, as God's ideas. So far, I've got #10: "How to Deal with Annoying Neighbors", #9 "How to Peel a Banana", #8 "How to Get an Abortion"... Still thinking of seven more. What are yours, and how should God do them?