New Discord Submission Rap by EpicLLOYD (Patreon)

EpicLLOYD went through the submissions of an old ERB Discord writing channel for "Red Baron vs White Death" and has recorded an audio track of some of the lyric ideas suggested for the character of Red Baron. (This match-up idea remains high on a list of potential for us to make into an ERB one day)

Here are the actual lyrics. Click play and listen along...

Stay on the ground where you belong, you're never gonna be above me,

Like your face in Ulismaa, this is about to get real ugly.

How am I gonna battle someone skiing to a fight,

You ain’t  the White Death; it’s   more like Shaun White!

Your skill level’s garbage, Your KD is luck,

Your Call of Duty campaign was set on easy as f*ck!

Stalin sent his bottom of the barrel down the barrel of your gun,

It wasn’t  WARZONE, it was Sitting Duck Hunt,

I’m the Ace of aces droppin’ bombs on top of the,

Keebler Elf with a face straight out of Phantom of the Opera.

Ain't nothing primo outta Simo yet,

Hayha! I got you all in check.

Like my prop and my SMG, 

I fire my shots in sync with the beat.

Mentioning Nazis won't help you in this fight,

I’m German I’m supreme, you’re just White.