Discord Rap Lyric Submissions with Nice Peter! (Patreon)

Hola patrons! We hope you are well. Got a little video for you.

A little while ago we opened a channel on the ERB Discord server for lyric submissions for "Diego Maradona vs Tom Brady", which is a match-up that we are considering making sometime in the future. Maybe even this year. We've not decided just yet.

Pete has been looking through all the lyric submissions from patrons and he's put together a video featuring a whole bunch of the lyrics. There were far too many to put into one video so this is just a small section of the submissions. This has become an invaluable part of the research process, so thank you to everyone who submitted ideas. Hope you enjoy the video. 

Here are the words to the lyrics in the video so you can follow along...

MARADONA - VERSE 1

Pele said we play “the Beautiful Game” and I agree,

But to take you down I’m not afraid to get ugly.

Compared to the Super Bowl, millions more watch the world cup,

Commercials and half time is the only time people show up.

You fought the Seahawks at the Superbowl, shocked the whole nation,

Knowing you I thought that you'd deflate the situation.

You turned your back on New England, leaving your fans startled!

You turned from Patriot into Benedict Arnold!"

Go outside the US, you'll see your reputation is nothing,

In South America, you're only known as Gisele's husband.

You've made plenty of cash in your career, but still,

On your very last season, you lost to the Bills.

I made the Goal of the Century with fans screaming BRAVO!

You'll be the goofiest thing to walk to Argentina since El Chavo.

I'm the hand of god, i'm far more defiant,

This won't the first time you'll lose to a giant.

Seven rings amigo? That may seem Grande in your life,

But it seems like you couldn’t keep the one to your first wife.

You go at your son’s lips way too hard,

That type of conduct deserves a red card. 

Here to intercept the mic, the Cosmic Kite has touched down,

Give a pick six to the clown who was picked in the sixth round. 

TOM BRADY - VERSE 1

Your long-winded verse got kind of Buenos Airy,

The only hot thing from Latin America is the supermodel I married.

Getting suspended from playing must've made you feel pain,

You weren't sponsored by Coca-Cola. You were sponsored by cocaine.

I achieved my goals with every single shot, 

You achieved one goal with a cheating hand of God.

You went from raising red cards for being out of line,

To raising red flags for snorting through them all the time.

I'm the most unstoppable force you ever met,

I don't what i clapped more, my wife's ass or the Jets.

This Argentinian's gonna cry for me when I wreck him,

It's gonna get Messi when I bend him like Beckham.

When it comes to politics let's not disregard,

You supporting Castro, now that deserves a red card.

Over forty and still in my prime, just look at yourself.

If you qualify as a ten, it’s no wonder I’m a twelve.

You really need to read my book on dieting and exercise,

Cuz the only Super Bowl you’d get into is a serving size.

Are your seriously dissing me for being a loving dad?

That's something your own kids wish that they had.

I'm a chill meditator, call me the Dalai Tom-a,

Off-field, you always get into some sort of drama.

You don't have manners, you just do what you wanna,

Are you sure that your name ain't Diego Primadonna? 

MARADONA - VERSE 2

Your flow is fumbling, you shoulda passed the mic,

Let the real footballer kick it! Go take a hut, hut, hike.

Bringing up the hand of God, didn’t think you had the gall,

Guess you inflated your ego with the spare air from your balls.

No offense, but I absolutely cannot defend,

You throwing your wife to the side for Gronkowski’s tight end.

Yellow card! Do you kiss your son with that mouth?

Your bars are overblown, tell your coach to let the air out.

You claim to be clean and think you got no traction,

But this exposure will hit NFL harder than Janet Jackson.

Want an unfair battle? This is by far the worst,

You'll just get your coach to spy on my bars first.

Your retirement video wasn't fun to watch at all,

You sounded more deflated than your balls.

That's my first verse, need time for a team cuddle?

Should we watch some commercials while you come up with a rebuttal? 

What you do is soft rugby if you ask me,

Got on so many pads I’ll call you Maxi.

My sports is the number one way to entertain,

Your sport is a wikiHow to damage your brain.

My Argentina loves me, half of the US thinks you’re a dick,

The most hated player ever in your sport, topping OJ and Vick. 

TOM BRADY - VERSE 2

Didn't just get fines when you passed that drug test,

God damn even your cardiac was under arrest. 

Haters couldn’t stop my win streak from happening.

I play the NFL game so well it’s absolutely Madden-ing. 

I'll you give credit where it's due, I don't always talk smack,

You played well in the midfield, while your heart played great attack.

I married a model, however divas like you I can’t stand,

I’ll drop bombs on an Argentinian like I’m takin’ the Falklands.

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A quick shout out to those of you who had lines included in the video... J-Star, Regal, Crabcakes125, Dragonsblood23, PrinceKovu, Clue, HCISIAOW, GlenOck, DanoTheVolcano, Remy Renegade, Alice, FoxDoc, Skekjaz, Cheske, Pudenator & Fishbulb. Well done. :)