Potter vs Skywalker - Demo No.1 (Patreon)

Hello patrons! Hope you've all been enjoying the new battle. We just want to drop you an old audio demo from way back in May/June! Jeez, that feels a long, long time ago. The writing process for this Lego battle was very long; with constant rewriting going on.

The audio demo contains a 1st verse for each character and Lloyd voices both Luke and Harry. Most of these lines ended up being discarded during the writing process. Some ideas survived. We thought you'd like to hear how the verses were shaping up early on.

Here are the lyrics:

HARRY:

Wizards, witches, wanna witness lyrical murder

When the boy who lived assassinates this scruffy nerf herder

I’m the chosen one, but that much you probably already knew

You’re getting smoked like your uncle Owen and Aunt Beru

I'll cast Incendio, torch your little droid too

Leave him sitting in the afterlife like R2 See Through

Your Midi-chlorian cells should land in a cell at Azkaban

Your rapping’s a crime, you couldn’t drop the mic, if you had two hands

You swamp school drop out, you’re too whiney to rhyme

At least when I Slytherin a sister I make sure she isn’t mine

I’d rat you out but you know Golden Snitches get stitches

Plus I’m famous I need Gillyweed, I’m drowning in witches

Search your heart Luke, you know it to be true

Your raps couldn’t make the front page 

Even if the SOURCE was with you

I’ll take my Jedi Mind Tricks on vinyl, yours are a joke

It makes sense your father’s Vader, cause all you do is choke

LUKE:

When they hand out awards after this battle is settled 

I’m gonna do you like Chewie cause you not gonna get a medal

I’m swamp rat but dissing your school is simple

I mean Hogwarts? You might as well enrol in Dick Pimples

I pilot an X-Wing saving planets from massacre 

You pilot a broom like some kind of magical janitor

I don’t know why all your little friends all think you’re the best

All you did is use your mom as a bulletproof breast

You’re a pale imitation, a clone I’ll attack

Sorting you out proper brother and I don’t need a hat

Matter of fact I don’t need glasses

To see how weak of a fight this is

You call yourself a wizard, Harry?  

You couldn’t beat near-sightedness

I got people under the stairs on vinyl, but not you

Call me this Hogwarts Express cause I’m taking you to school

A rhyming Jedi like my father before me you can’t stop it

Looks like someone left their fire back at home in their goblet