The Weekly Dump with Vicky Abrams (LIVE) (Patreon)

“Oh really? Hey, Kathy! Thanks for the nudes last week, I fuckin’ filled like six condoms enjoying them.” Yeah, no wonder she’d been out of condoms. “I’d call you a MILF, but I kinda  already did fuck you…” Vicky chuckles to herself and then sighs. “Ah fuck… Okay, I better start the podcast, right?” After all, between her niece moving in and her date with Holly, the predator’s week had been a busy one…

 Vicky taps a few keys on her keyboard, and her intro video plays. It’s a short little music video a fan made for her, done in an anime style. Said fan had spent a lot of time detailing anime Vicky’s bulge, much to real Vicky’s pleasure. As the video comes to an end, the futanari clears her throat. 

“Heyooo… Welcome back to another weekly dump, guys. I’m Vicky Abrams, your host with the most. I figure most of y’all know me by now, but if you don’t… Well, go to any porn website and type in my name. That should help you.” She chuckles at the thought. Of course, Vicky knows that her viewers know exactly who she is, even before she’d started doing a podcast. “I am a futanari, a veteran predator and a completely debauched human being. If you don’t wanna hear me talking about my dick, or eating chicks, or pooping, you might wanna tune out now...”