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David's backer, Andrew, invites us to imagine the perfect rat.
 Imagine a gnome.  
Imagine that gnome has 18 Charisma.  
Imagine that gnome is a bard.  
Imagine that bard wears a potato sack in place of clothes.  
Imagine that charismatic potato sack wearing bard is, in fact, a rat.  

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Anonymous

"Why do we have a rat in the party." "What rat?" "That...that rat." "That's not a rat. That's the best damn bard we've ever had." "But...a rat." "I don't see a rat." "AM I THE ONLY ONE MAKING THESE PERCEPTION ROLLS?" "Yes...yes you are."

Anonymous

I love him! Thank you!