No Thanks (Patreon)

"I'm just so happy you agreed to Thanksgiving at my folks' place this year guys! If you guys think I'm a psycho-feeder, my parents will stuff you like a couch! And they don't believe in leftovers either! They'll tie you to the chair until every scrap is gone! I can smell it already: There's gonna be a whole farm's worth of potatoes and veggies, trays of pasta going all the way to the ceiling, hams bigger than your head, and a bird so massive it needs a friggin' forklift to...."

(Awkward staring)

"...Look, just try not to explode, OK?"

For Thanksgiving I did the first (and inevitable) fat pic of Rebbecca's mom, Goldie. In case you're not familiar with her: 

This'll be posted publicly on Thanksgiving, (Nov. 25), earlier than usual.