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Will you be a good lil donut for daddy?

What is a double double? A way Canadians order coffee, meaning double cream and double sugar. Most commonly heard at Tim Hortons coffee chains.

This bespoken script was written for a Canadian buddy... a male voice. But since he passed up on this glorious opportunity, I'M DADDY NOW!

I still really want the M4F fill by the way... you know who you are! This monstrosity is your partially fault! >:( 

4tunekukee, thank you for this ridiculous script. I could barely keep my face straight for the joke take. 

Note: In case you're curious, there's no voice modulation. I switch from deep to derp on the fly.

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Andrew Long

*looks around, wanting to be some girl's Timbit*

Anonymous

omg, just came back from getting my double double XD

Anonymous

Hmmm...maybe I'll do it. I typically specialize in cartoon voices, but maybe I can do something a little more risque.

TeddyBearPaladin

I got some cream for you from Boston for ya' right here Skitty. ;)

Richard Hardslab

I don’t think you need to apologize to Canada for this one XD

skittykat

Ironically, I've never been a fan of Boston creams. Gimme ma sprinkles donut!

Anonymous

Oh lord, new patreon user here, help

Giraffes

I WAS WHEEZING OMFG this is too good (<3 timmies)

Noxy Keng

that voice change hit me like a brick. I'm absolutely impressed by your voice. You went from "I am the Captain now" to "I nibble on Cookies when nobody watches" in a Heartbeat. <3

phoenix

My half Canadian heart damn near flew out of my chest I'm losing my MIND

Nicky

Woa, well that was something. A lil scary, but hilarious! Now i wanna try some Timbits.

Anonymous

well thanks for the visual, eh? now I need my French vanilla and old fashioned glazed fix 🤣

Anonymous

How does Daddy Skitty still manage to 100% put me in switch mode even through such a hilarious shit post?? Voice change was the perfect icing on top to one-up yourself, bless you for sharing such wholesome silliness

Antoni

Jesus Christ "I wanna hold you like a cupholder". Best shit I've heard all week.

skittykat

I just imagine a lot of calories. lol

Mishaak

DEEEEEERPPPP... But oh my lewd. I've been waiting for another Daddy Skitty for so long! *Faints*

skittykat

Hehehe, that was the same reaction I had when I first read the script :)

skittykat

I love your interpretation of high pitch me, lol. YES. COOKIES! They're probably laced with something...

skittykat

Lol. Will I ruin or make someone's day with this audio? 50-50 chance. :D

King Gilgamesh

as a Canadian this is fun and i love it

Kethalis

you even made it 4:20... omg I felt so awkward and embarrassed in between the moments of angry pained acceptence of the fact you're making me laugh... So as a Canadian I have to ask, when are you releasing the extra large Tripple Tripple version?

VeccyBoo

As an American I am confused but aroused.

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

AHAHAHAHA I was confused for a bit on what the hell I was listening to but that voice change cracked me up

Velvet

Well, this is a weird boner to have.

Billy Denton

I made it all the way to "Look at those timbits" before I lost my composure

skittykat

Ah! You noticed. Yes, it was perfect timing :3 ...Wait, there's a triple triple?? That'd be so sweet!

Hydro

I...... I don't know how to feel about this Skitty someone send help pls

Lewddude6947

Canadian seal of approval

Aiden Picon

Ayo I’m confused

Noglad

As a Canadian, I hate this so much... how am I supposed to get a double-double without thinking of Daddy Skitty's warm cream now?? Thank you for making this 😂

Jonathan

With all due respect to the work you put in to your regular audios, I think Shit Post Skitty might be becoming my favourite ^_^

DPR

This was it...More shit posts please.

Renmaru

I'm half cringing and half-dying laughing, the first half made me want to just shake my head but you cracking up in your high voice made me laugh so hard. Apology accepted as a Canadian. Then again I don't drink coffee but I might bust out laughing if I ever go grab donuts from Tim's now...

skittykat

Hehehe, the payoff at the end was worth it. Oo i want donut now. It's been eons since ive had a nice sprinkles donut.

Anonymous

God as a Canadian I could not keep a straight face during this AT ALL (Yo iced capp just sealed the deal)

Killer_avocados

The fact that this audio is exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds... 😤👌

NekoWinters .

XD I have never giggled so much on patreon!! I'm not a donut though I'm a purrito!!! You could still stuff me full of flavor if you want though I guess =>,>= xP

Anonymous

The Tags have me in stitches LOL

Anonymous

Holy shit I lost it at the "Roll up the Rim" joke jfc

Anonymous

How do i get the script so I can tell it to some friends? This is the best I love it!!!!

Anonymous

As a full Canadian living in Alberta in a oil town you can guess this is pretty close to home