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How is it the end of May already?! ...Well, at least the weather is finally warming up. I almost got a sunburn last week! *hides under the shade* 

Sorry I'm behind on audios this month. As I mentioned in a previous ramble, May has been really busy month in real life. The 40+ hour week hasn't been great on my sleep. I came home the other day and slept so much, my circadian rhythm is now flipped. Although... it is nice to record at night when the world is quiet. :)

Since I'm slow this month, this audio will be open to all tiers until I release my next ramble. Also, for my 1000 patron reward, and I've decided to do....

"(Probably Shitty) Sex and Life Advice from Skitty!" [working title]

Think of it like a 'Dear Abby' advice column :)
If I don't get enough questions, I'm might review shitty sex advice from Cosmo! I remember reading a tip about wrapping a dick up with Fruit Roll-Up for a blowjob. But I'm pretty sure that's how you get a urinary tract infection. lol.

So if you have questions, comment or use my Anonymous Form.  

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Anyways, this ramble was recorded the same night (actually 4am in the morning) as "Come to Bed with Me". You can probably pick out some similarities. 

I was improvising sleepy talk and got totally sidetracked. So I scrapped the take, re-recorded, and ended up releasing the version that's now public.

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NekoWinters .

I'm first?!?!! =0,0= x3 yay!!! *snuggles up and clicks play*

Anonymous

Take care

Dwayne Jarrell

You got a sunburn too?! Hopefully yours is not as bad as mine. Im in the ball park of first degree burns. Just from kayaking ^.^ dont regret it all though! Aloe Vera and moisterizer! *snuggles in to listen to the audio*

Anonymous

I don't know why but I love when you mention bacon, you sound so adorable every time. Thanks for the post Skitty!

skittykat

"Almost" :) I do my best to stay covered up or hide in shade during the summer months. I have no desire to get tanned. Also, tanning salons baffle me. Why pay money to artificially age your skin? But ooo! Kayaking sounds amazing!! I miss being out the waters.

TeddyBearPaladin

Rain pitter patter could be useful for other audios. Oh no..... I'm stuck with Skitty.... forever..... whatever will I do? *feigns worry* lol. I have no doubt... am sure you do have an oral fixation. Yes, of course I'll make you breakfast. (Check discord in a bit.) When is the 4dio gonna get released? Lol. Tummy grumblies are cute anyway. I've always enjoyed your hyperness. You're genuinely enjoying yourself and excited. It's cute and endearing. Do you sleep on your right or left more? I perfer the door side of the bed cause old fashioned "have to protect my mate from the possibility of nocturnal invaders!" XD but, you probably knew that about me already. Hope you get some good rest Skitster!

Rephire217

OMG! My accidental idea drop is confirmed?! I shouldn't be this ecstatic about this. But... AAAAHHH! I contributed to such a decision! I must calm myself. But it's REALLY hard not to squeal like a fangirl...*Ahem* Compose yourself, Mister. Well I hope your schedule becomes more manageable and comfortable. And I know you hear this a bazillion times, but always remember to take all the time you need to relax, pace yourself, stay hydrated, yadda yadda. Lol. Deadlines suck. They always do, always looming over you, no matter how far it is, It's always like it's rushing you. But it's not a problem. I'm patient with cuties like you. So take it easy, Kay? You do sooo much for us already.

skittykat

I'm more comfortable turning to my right side. But generally a back sleeper. BREAKFAST!! ...*lurks and waits*

skittykat

YES! We're going with your idea. It's fun. So thank you, thank you, thank you!! Also, maybe I'll hop in my bath again. I feel like it's time for another bubbly bathtime. And no mailman better interrupt me this time! 😤

Rephire217

We can only hope. Teehee.

Ulius

"You're stuck with me, stuck with Skitty!" All right! Sweet!

Nyeseth

I will make you breakfast in bed! You want anything with that bacon?

livejoker

skitty: "Please don't date anyone who's actually crazy" me with a possessive yandere kink: "don't tell me what to do!" The bed/fabric sound, skin scratching and outside noises are soooo good with the 3dio. I wish artists would use outside noises to their advantage, like rain. You'll get more time soon to read scripts and record audios, in the mean time keep doing what you do best: making people feel happy. Always take care of yourself first, though. <3

skittykat

Cheers, friend 🐱‍👤🍻

skittykat

If you disappear one day, I'll try'n tell myself that you've finally found your dream girl. ...and that she's keeping you away from "sluts" like me ;)

Mishaak

Little of possessiveness is cute and good as little of jealousy... You're MINE! *Clings* (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ... And maybe the nomming is your way of marking your property. :BunSip: Your sleepy rambles are fun to listen to, please keep making them. ♥️ Goodnight (past) Skitty! Have tasty bacon dreams. 🥓

JDLGBOYZ21

Being stuck with a possessive loving skitty sounds like a dream come true haha but the quality of your audios are amazing so I’m sure every second is worth the wait, <3 don’t need to worry about getting them out to quick. I hope you’re doing well it’s great hearing you again, I love hearing you talk it’s soothing and relaxing. I might not be the best at holding a conversation but you ever want to ramble to someone I’m open ears.^_^ also bacon 🥓 pancakes 🥞 and fruit sounds like the greatest breakfast :)

Saniya

i literally love all the audios you made even the some of the more umm snuffy ones but im at a strange point in what i listen to XD being a lil possessive is nice i would love it myself cause i can be a little possessive to myself i just wana be with them most of the time ....noms are best and i denfinatly know i have a oral fixation dont know were it came from and who wouldn't sub and follow you your content are so full of love you care for what you make ..never stop that always love what you make ...think ill use this to sleep anywho always great stuff skitty ^^

Legendxz

I find that just the right amount of possessiveness is cute idk maybe i've watched too much anime lol.Those blanket sounds and those snuggly type audios of yours are making me soo sleepy :3 There's nothing better than waking up to the smell of bacon and fried eggs omnomnom.Also that fruit bj thing reminded me of this video on yt with the grapefruit technique i always have a good laugh at it lmao. Don't really have any questions to your 1k patreon special but you being spontaneous on your rambles feels genuine and i always enjoy them.Keep it up Skitty :)

skittykat

Thank you, JD <3 Oh fruit is such a wonderful idea! It'll balance out the fat. Hmmm, I'd want raspberries! I can scarf down a plate of those right now. And not being a good conversationalist is okay. You're a good listener and people appreciate that!

Yi-hong John Tang

To be fair, yanderes driven by love are hot. (Also your oral fixation is not weird, I have a scent fixation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) *tactical yawns deployed* Timestamps: 6:10 8:02 10:02 10:43 (Funny thing is that I yawned nearly everytime I tried to timestamp them down lol)

Daniel Mayer

I think the oral fixation thing is pretty common. I've known at least one other person who gets a little bitey when they're feeling affectionate.

fd0892

a little amount of possessiveness is ok. Just don,t stabby stab in real life people ;)

skittykat

I'd be a yandere who only has the balls to threaten and not carry through. What a fail, lol. You were up pretty late last night on discord, I hope you got some rest. *patpat*

skittykat

Omg, someone showed me the grapefruit technique last month on discord. ...I...I'm forever scarred. lol

skittykat

Yawns are contagious! Quarantine the skitty before she makes the whole world fall asleep!! She's dangerous!

skittykat

Huh, I'm glad I'm not the only one. But I don't mind being a teeny bit weird...*noms* <3

skittykat

You're right...I can't be with you if I'm in jail. *puts away her stabby stabs*

Renmaru

Possessive is fine to a degree, oral fixations are more normal then you'd probably think. I personally found the "I bite you" audio adorable and it made me smile super hard. Bacon is 11/10 amazing, birds need to learn to be quiet in the morning (night shift = me sleep = BIRDS BE QUIET DARN IT!) Sex and life advice from Skitty huh? The only question I could really ask is how to be as snuggly as you, but that's pretty difficult... so sadly no questions, at least related to love or life advice at least. Congrats on 30K subs and 1K Patrons! :D

Grassfed-euclayptus

possessive is fine, but like everything don't go overboard, granted I have not been near anyone possessive, so I might not be in the best position to say. Also great job getting to 1k patrons

skittykat

My dumb brain read "it made me super hard" and completely missed the "smile" at first pass. lol. Please don't hate me. But thank you for being here, Renmaru! *snugs*

Da_robblar

We're all weird, so I think I'm fine with "following" you :) ...who doesn't love bacon? Cute Skitty tummy grumblies? That's a yes! Sleepy, yawny, Skitty is adorable, well in the right context :p