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Update: I released this to YouTube after some feedback. But patrons can enjoy the audio-only version.

You junkies voted and Headpats Dealer won, so here's the sequel. I promise I will give a sequel to the kidnapper. We're building a universe here. The plan is for that audio to be released publicly. 

Enjoy the pats!

Part 1: link (the original)

Preview: 


You know. I’m supposed to be the one hiding in the shadows! Not you, silly. You scared of the light? Do I have myself a lil vampire? Lemme see those fangs, ahhhhh!

Hehehe. But you’re not here for my blood are ya?
You're here for dem pats.

I told you they’re addictive. Sugary sweet! My pats are the best!! There’s no dealer like Skitty. NO ONE! I made sure of that!
This is my hood.

-Recorded on the 3Dio

Art by Racer 

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TeddyBearPaladin

The first pat is always free? Lol, you know me. XD way too stressed. It's a good thing I've got such good friends to help me relax. <3.

livejoker

Does this dealer do delivery? I'm told to stay inside.

NekoWinters .

You have absolutely purrfect timing Skitty x3 I just finished a snack and was about to wiggle up into a blanket purrito for a cat nap!!! ❤

Legendxz

I'll break the quarantine just to get my dose of pats.I am an addict after all.(gone right)(in the hood)

NekoWinters .

Confession time! I STILL haven't made it all the way through the doctor Audio....I fall asleep so quickly because of the good vibes hehe =^,^= some headpats seem exactly like what the doctor ordered though!!

Ulius

"This is MY hood." - Skitty, 2020 This was incredible thanks for this <3

Rephire217

Not the popo's, Nooo! I need my fix! I need my fix...

Yi-hong John Tang

I love importing the idea of the universe, with the mention of the Yandere. Also, "Hide for the popo's" hahaha Becoming an accomplice is super tempting however hmmmm, I do need the head pats though. Especially in these times of need. Can't wait to see the Yandere sequal. Thanks for your hard work again! Have a great week!

Pomolo

I will listen to this forever 😍😍😍 Thank you Skitty~

swampman9

The pats are too goooood, thanks skitty <3

Anonymous

Hello Headpat dealer, I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest headpats

Anonymous

Well I have something to hear before going to sleep!

lil_oppai

Oh yeahhh more head pats :)

skittykat

Weaving the stories and building a universe is an idea from you guys, the listeners. I read all my comments on Youtube, and they're amazing!

skittykat

Maybe a little break. Don't want you getting too dependent on the addictiveness of pats.

Kays

Just what I needed in such a stressful time of year, makes staying home in bed actually worth it ✊🏻

Mishaak

Breaking Pat! Hehe. I hope you get the reference, super good and addicting show! ... Also, nice references. :D I can totally see fan theorists being like this. http://imgur.com/a/wNt8K9K Just watch out for those under cover cops. Cuff them before they will cuff you! And bribe them with them pats!

Nathan Brown

Dawn it all. I was hoping snuggles would have won the day.

Anonymous

I have slept over your proposal and I will gladly be your partner in crime. In exchange for an unlimited supply of pats and cuddles of course .

Kino

These are the best headpats I’ve ever experienced! The best and only dealer of headpats has once again gifted me comfort!

_Artsyo

I needed that, especially rn <3

Anonymous

Who needs to worry about financal status when you've got Skitty?

Captn_Dan

ahhh these pats really hit the good spot, and after thinking about it for like 2 seconds of course id help you take over the world, also is it possible to get the pats to go as i still have to leave the house

Ghost

Just a suggestion from the top of my head, so it may be dumb. How about a new police officer character pc skitty who arrests the listener and interrogates them about the head pat dealer. Then at the end of the audio the listener gets thrown in a holding cell with the yandere.

Kyle Poor

Am I the only one here who would actually pay for the head pats/ scratches? Like way too much? The relaxation feels like it would be so worth it.

Da_robblar

So wholesome, love it. Headpats for all.....but me first

Renmaru

Never really been into the head pats but actually enjoyed this. just sets a relaxing atmosphere and I really kinda just dozed off super fast... thanks for the headpats Skitty. Very relaxing :)

Anonymous

The best RP eva!