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Ramble: Don't Go Shopping When You're Horny [14:40] (Patreon)

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2019-07-19 10:18:22
Imported:
2021-10

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So as promised... here is my story of buying a Bad Dragon toy.

Skitty was not very smart. I don't know what I was thinking. I think I got too excited and over estimated my... capabilities. 

As a friend recently advised... fap first before making any big decisions. 

Anyways, as usual, I hope you have a good laugh at my expense. 

Also, that BD stuffie is too cute. He'll watch over you as you fap...

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TeddyBearPaladin

*snickers at skitty* paper weight? coffee table center piece / conversation starter? Also, for those interested for some real world comparable sizes... A standard 12 Fluid Oz. Soda can is 12.2 cm long by 6.6 cm across. So, imagine 1.5 coke cans on top of each other. A little bit larger than that. Poor skitty. *comforts* Don't worry, we'll protect you from the big bad dragon (pun intended) trying to literally split you open.

skittykat
>>24886068

Yes, please protec dumb kitten from big dragon. And I think the can is 2.6 inches not cm.

Mishaak

7 cm in diameter? That sounds kinda smallish…. Wait, now what's circumference and diameter. *Googling in fear*... HOLY MOLY 7 CM DIAMETER! What can I say? Maybe Idiom: One's eyes are bigger than one's stomach. Well, to be more precise. One's eyes are bigger than one's pussy. :D That happens. Hehe. Big decisions. But, hey. With the interesting shape it has, you can put it on a shelf and pretend it's an art sculpture or a trophy, just put your name on it. :D... Or use it as a mean sister on poor little brother O_O. Also have a wonderful day!

skittykat
>>24893445

I know. The fak was I thinking?? Smh. Lesson learned. And thank you for suggesting the subreddit! I had a very good laugh 💕

Scott

Wow Skitty! That thing sounds huge! Even when you put it back in the "toy box", the thud it made...😱 You know I have often wondered, do toys like big dildos etc take anything away from sex? Like, at what point are the toys better than the real thing? Just a thought. Pretty funny though, your face when seeing it for the first time would have been gold.

skittykat
>>24971908

Toys and the real thing offer a different experience. It's like trying to tickle yourself, it's not the same. Although...toys are more effective than self-tickling, lol.

Da_robblar

As a dude with pseudo size issues, like all men (I'm not small, but I'm not gigantor either), hearing a lady say there is such a thing as too big, just made me take a breath of fresh air. Media, and porn of course, make it so that a dude has to be cumbersomely huge to be a positive. Shit, that scares me, as I'd always hoped it would be a good personality, caring, make them laugh, that would be what's looked for. Eh, I'm weird I guess. Personally, I would use said BD, as an embarrassment tactic against would be intruders, or in-laws you don't like. Trust me, a guy gets a hunk of plastic dragon dong tossed in their face, it don't matter what they are doing, they are out. 3 weeks late, but hey, I'm trying to catch up :)

Anonymous

My first BD was a size large Glyph The Gryphon. Shaft is useable, knot is too much without lots of buildup. So i too fell for the horny purchace curse.