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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
mamma was looking for porn with her mouse;
her stockings were tossed by the chimney without care,
she had hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

Santa comes down the chimney to find me and my beautiful wife. We show santa that its not just cookies he should be waiting for...

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Mike

Feeling festive now 😁

Aika

Just listened to this one. Really enjoyed it. Love the poem! How long did that take you to write? Also what a weird coincidence that about the same time you were probably making this I was writing up a script where you play a bisexual in a same sex marriage! 😁

JayeWilde

The only thing I "wrote" was the poem. I improv most of my stuff. I'm better at that than writing scripts. The poem was just a rewrite of the actual one so not long.