Fat Bear Week (Patreon)

"It's for this social media challenge that's been going around - you dress up as a bear and put on as much weight as you can, and then people can vote on their favorite participants!

What?  What do you mean, that's not what Fat Bear Week is?

But I already did it!  I got a plus-sized 'sexy bear' costume! I ate so much salmon. I can't just not post it now!

Ugh. This is going to be so embarrassing."