Maggie (Patreon)

Maggie is from a movie called The Bronze about an up-and-coming gymnast being trained by a bitter has-been who's secretly trying to sabotage her. Her trainer convinced her it was a good idea to visualize exercises instead of doing them, eat a 10,000-calorie-a-day diet like Michael Phelps, and drink pot smoothies.

Ah, you might say, so this picture is a whimsical imagining of what that plot COULD have led to, a chubby, stoned girl wobbling through a terrible gymnastics routine, but of course she didn't get noticeably fatter in the actual movie or anything, right? WRONG. THIS REALLY HAPPENS, YO. It's pretty hot!