The Ballad of Gluttony - Gluttony (Patreon)

And so Gluttony brought all six others to heel

With the power of trickery, traps, and a meal

Each sin has submitted and bended the knee -

A body part that they now struggle to see.

Gluttony now is the Queen of the Below

And as she grows in power, the rest of her grows;

Now her sphere of influence is clear out to here

And it’s influenced her into more of a sphere.

Her ass fills every circle from chasm to ledge,

And her rolls are all spilling right over the edge,

The demons rejoice, for the angels can’t stop

This new circle of hell made of her muffintop.

For thanks to her truly impressive distension

The Inferno’s yards wider in every dimension-

And the poor tortured souls are all happy as well

There’s free now because...

                                                       there’s no room left in hell.