Best Friend Picks You Up From a Bad Date [NSFW] (Patreon)

L-Listen! Your Best Friend just wants what’s best for you, okay? He's here for you, through thick and thin.

Content warnings:

• Sudden Loud Start (music)
• Ombrophobia / Rain
• Astraphobia / Lighting/Thunder
• Being “stood up”
• Awkward confessions
• Handjob / Blowjob
• Receiving / Bottom Listener
• Car Sex
• Semi-Public Play / Exhibitionism
• “Creampie” / Cumming inside

Credits:

• Directors: Biscuwuit, Tobias, Sauce
• Producer: Tobias
• Voice Actor: Kiba Walker https://twitter.com/justkibawalker
• Writer: Foxx
• Audio Engineer: EC https://twitter.com/ThisisEClmao

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TRANSCRIPT:

FX:  Loud club music and idle chatter surround you. You open and close the door to the club as you leave, the sounds of people in the club queue fade as you walk down the sidewalk. It’s raining, distant thunder and all.

FX:  The sound of a car engine arrives and pulls up next to you, the window rolls down.

BF:  "Hey, what're you doing in the rain all by yourself?"

FX:  You continue to walk in a daze. The car turns off with a honk and you finally stop.

BF:  "Hey! What the hell's wrong with you standing there out in the open? You're gonna catch a cold like that."

…

BF:  "Don't 'sorry' me. ‘Cause you should've waited for me inside. Y'know– where you won't get soaking wet."

FX:  The car door opens and closes as he exits it. Opening an umbrella and making his way towards you.

BF:  "Sheesh! Look at you– y-you're all wet! People can see through your white shirt. What am I going to do with you?"

BF:  "…You know what? Here, put this on."

FX:  He unzips his hoodie and drapes it over you.

BF:  "Hey, what's wrong? Did something happen?"

…

BF:  "Bullshit, it's nothing. You can give up the silly charades 'cause you're not the best at lying. Look at your eyes; they're dead giveaways that something is up with you."

FX:  A strike of lightning followed by loud thunder, the rain gets heavier.

BF:  (Clears throat) "A-anyways… Let's get you in the car. I bet you're freezing your ass off."

FX:  The two of you walk towards the car. The doors open and close and you put on your seatbelts. The car starts, along with the radio; playing soft piano music. He starts to drive off with the windshield wipers going.

FX:  He blows bursts of air out of his mouth, trying to find the courage to say something.

BF:  "So…You mind filling me in?"

…

BF:  "You know exactly what I mean. Your date? How'd it go?"

FX:  You shuffle around your seat.

BF:  "I'm your best friend. I want you to be honest with me. Lay it all on me."

…

BF:  "W-What do you mean it sucked? I saw you two out of the car. You both looked so happy going into the club. What did he do?"

…

BF:  "Uh-huh…”

BF:  "So, you're telling me he went to the restroom and stood you up for no reason?"

…

BF:  "And then…?"

…

FX:  He slams on the breaks and the car screeches to a halt. He quickly turns the car off.

BF:  "I'm sorry, WHAT? You found him grabbing some douchebag's dick on the dance floor?!"

FX:  He unbuckles his seatbelt and turns towards you.

BF:  "Where is he? Where's the piece of shit?"

FX:  You shuffle around your seat.

BF:  "I'm going to kick his ass, that's what!”

FX:  He angrily shuffles in his seat.

BF:  "I knew that scumbag wasn't right for you. I'm going to kick his ass!”

BF:  "Yeah, yeah!"

FX:  He punches the dashboard in rage.

BF:  "You know what? I'm going to punch his teeth in and we'll see if that pretty boy breaks your heart again."

…

BF:  "No big deal? No big deal!? You're gonna tell me in my face that it was 'no big deal?' I am sorry to say, but it's a big fucking deal to me! No one messes with you and gets away with it. It's unacceptable!"

FX:  You adjust in your seat. Curling up a bit, starting to cry.

BF:  "H-Hey, hey now. C'mon, don't cry. Look–”

FX:  He starts the car back up and starts driving again. The music and windshield wipers resume.

BF:  (Sighs) “Look, we're going home, okay?"

…

BF:  "I-I didn't mean… to make things worse for you. I-I just want the best for you. (sighs again) I'm sorry…"

…

BF:  "It isn't your fault. None of it is, you got that? You can do better. Promise me. Just… promise me you won't let this get to you. You don't deserve the stress. You have your whole life ahead of you, he isn't worth it."

FX:  His grip tightens on the steering wheel.

BF:  (Under his breath) "There should've been something I could have done to prevent this…"

…

BF:  (Normal speaking tone, stumbling) "I-I mean, I care about you! Heh…"

FX:  He nervously drums his fingers against the steering wheel before tightening them around it again.

BF:  (Breathes deep and sighs) "You mean a lot to me."

BF:  (Clears throat and chuckles nervously) "I know how silly this might sound to you, but I've never been all that great at expressing myself. Sure, I-I'm a little standoff-ish and a bit loud with my words, but… I wanna have you longer in my life. You have this… aura around you that keeps me in check. I… I feel whole when I'm near you."

FX:  He taps his fingers awkwardly against the steering wheel again.

BF:  (Chuckles nervously) “Uhh… Yup! I, uh… I definitely sound weird, huh?"

…

BF:  "Y-You don't think so? Well, let's be weird together."

…

BF:  "You know what? I have an idea. Trust me."

FX:  He pulls to the side of the road and stops the car. He pulls on the handbrake and undoes his seatbelt, turning towards you in his seat.

BF:  "Okay, I'm being serious now. I want you to be happy. No matter what, I'm gonna be here for you. If you need a rock to cry on, call me and I'll haul ass. You want to go see a new movie in the theater, tell me the time and date. If someone looks at you the wrong way, you know who to call."

FX:  He cracks his knuckles.

…

BF:  "Hey, now! I’m trying to be serious here!”

FX:  You adjust in your seat, teasing him a little.

BF:  "No, I-I was not trying to be cute. You're the cute one. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?"

FX:  You adjust once more.

BF:  "Your knight in shining armor…?"

…

BF:  (Under his breath) "I could if you want me to."

…

BF:  (Normal tone, embarrassed again) "Nothing! Nothing. It wasn't anything important, heh."

FX:  You move in your seat, teasing some more.

BF:  "Now, you're just bullying me."

FX:  You shuffle again, asking if he likes you.

BF:  "HUH?! Where did that come from? I mean, 'course, I like you. You're my best friend!"

FX:  You ask if it’s more than that.

BF:  "Aaaaaand if I did, (deep inhale) …would you be okay with it?"

FX:  You adjust, teasing him once more.

BF:  "Shut up! We're having a serious moment here!"

…

FX:  You now undo your own seatbelt. Turning towards him.

BF:  (He sighs in defeat) "There's no way around, eh? Fine, fine. Um… I… do."

BF:  “...You?”

FX:  You move again.

BF:  "What do you mean 'you think?!' You can't give me that cop out answer!"

FX:  You nervously shuffle.

BF:  "I know what you mean. My heart's pounding right now, too."

BF:  "You… were always on my mind. Always. But why didn't you tell me sooner? I would've said yes."

FX:  More nervous shuffling from you.

BF:  "Ruin what we have? Bullshit. Nothing will ever take us apart. We're stronger than that."

FX:  You both move in your seats, closer together.

BF:  (He sighs) "Don't speak."

FX:  You two finally kiss, sweetly at first. As you continue, a passion grows and he moans into the kisses. It gets hotter and heavier as you two adjust in your seats further. You reach down to undo his belt and palm at the bulge growing in his pants.

BF:  (He groans slightly) "You're a touchy one, aren't you?”

FX:  The two of you continue kissing as he tugs off his belt.

BF:  "Please… touch me some more."

FX:  More kisses as you unzip his pants and pull his pants down, wrapping your hand around him. He sighs as you rub his cock.

BF:  "How about giving it a taste? I hear that licking the tip makes it feel better."

FX:  You lean your head down, giving his dick a few kisses before taking it into your mouth. Sucking and slurping on him as he pants and softly moans.

BF:  "Come here. I wanna taste it, too…"

FX:  You remove your mouth with a pop and lift your head up to kiss him deeply, letting him taste himself on your tongue. Before you lean back down and take his cock further in your mouth. He moans louder now.

BF:  "I want to be inside you, baby."

FX:  He moves his seat back for the two of you as you both kiss once more, removing your own bottoms at the same time.

FX:  You move to straddle his lap, lowering yourself onto his cock. He sighs and the car starts shaking as you ride him, the sound of your ass slapping against his thighs at a steady pace.

BF:  (He chuckles breathlessly) "What if someone catches us?"

…

BF:  "I'm not scared. It only makes things all the more exciting…"

FX:  The car continues to shake as you ride him, he moans before the two of you lock lips once again.

FX:  He groans loudly as the two of you reach climax, his cum filling you. You both sit and catch your breath; you, still on his lap.

BF:  (Breathless) "I didn't think you were that good in bed."

…

BF:  (Chuckles) "You know what I mean! Come here, you smartass."

FX:  The two of you kiss again. He moans softly as you part.

BF:  "Y-You wanna do more of this…in public? I wouldn't mind seeing what you're made of.”

BF:  "Whatever it takes to make you happy."

FX:  He kisses you once more.