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Join us in the dark mysterious fantasy world of Kingdom Death Monster, a boutique settlement roleplaying miniatures game that Matt spent way too much money on. Four naked and terrified survivors awaken from their dreamless sleep, fight their first horrific monster, and start their first settlement in a desperate attempt to bring light to an infinite darkness.

Introduction

Once upon a time, there was a place of carved stone faces. A man with a lantern lay sleeping a dreamless sleep. The man knew nothing.

One day, the man woke up. He rubbed the dried ink caked over his eyes and opened them. Around him, he saw other people stirring, and beyond, a horizon of unbroken darkness.

A woman approached the man with the lantern. Her soft hand reached out to him. They had no words. They were a mystery to each other.

Suddenly, a monster emerged from the darkness, its eyes wild with hunger. It attacked.

The people were no match for the monster. It tore their flesh and crushed their bones between its teeth. Some, it devoured whole.

Overcome with terror and grief, the man with the lantern collapsed to the ground. Cold stone noses pushed into his side. There was no escape.

But the man did not want to die. Desperately grasping at the cold stone faces, he felt a crack, and tore at it with all his might. A piece of stone came free. It was sharp and deadly.

The man with the lantern scrambled to his feet, his weapon clenched in his fist. He took a deep breath and roared into the darkness.

Somewhere in the place of stone faces, nameless men stand together. They have nothing but a need to survive and a lantern to light their struggle.

The White Lion

The laser cut wood character tracker thing we mention (that Matt painstakingly assembled for each of us)

Our Population and Settlement Sheet

We'll be updating these sheets as the series goes on!

A light appears on the horizon. From its origin, rolling masses of storm clouds approach the settlement, soaking everything in perpetual sheets of stale-smelling rain. Sudden flash floods, burning winds, and periods of strobing lightning continuously plague the settlement, leaving the 

Next Time... we hunt... the Gorm!


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Comments

Damana

This was fantastic, can’t wait for the next ep!! My name suggestion: Beelzeboofo

Anonymous

I want to comment just to offer myself as a consenting adult lol. I might have to buy a new game now! Love this new game!

Anonymous

I’m in love with this, I keep listening on repeat. It’s so different but it’s really fucking funny 😂

Anonymous

Survivor: Sir Cumsalot the Infertile

Anonymous

I’ve listened to this seven or eight times now. I cannot wait for more 🫶🏻☠️

Anonymous

More More More

Anonymous

Damn this is a very intense very of Sims

Anonymous

I love it, it’s great

Collin Hoepf

Love mixing it up, what a cool game, can’t wait to see more

Anonymous

Didn’t know this was the new series I needed in my life until now. I need more

Anonymous

This is awesome, I hope to see more. For a name suggestion: Zurk Finnagin.

Anonymous

Absolutely loved this, hope you guys make more eps

Heidi Yi Febinger

Amazing. Please make more. Name suggestion: Panda Bum

Anonymous

More of this please!

Anonymous

Holy shit. I love it. Kinda gives me a HD2 vibe with the daunting tasks, overwelming odds, and disposable heroes.

Anonymous

I love this I want to play this game it sounds so fun

Isaac A

So funny I need more

Anonymous

Please name one Clem VinStranglecock

Anonymous

Way to fun, really want to play but please make more episodes. If you could name one Beetle Bee or Zert the Cripple I’d be pretty happy

Anonymous

Name Ideas: Dud Scrunton Tane T'oder Nad Brad

Anonymous

Son of a bitch, Global Gorming made me laugh until tears.

Anonymous

I hate home much I want to buy and play this expensive ass game.

Anonymous

I subscribed just to listen to this, It was well worth it

Anonymous

JEFF OF CLAN BOOFO WISHES TO HUNT THE GORM, LETS FUCK!

Anonymous

Please add photos of close-ups of the miniatures !

Anonymous

I need mooooooore

Skillful Ferret (insert fan art request)

this is something i would be highly interested in having more of, I nearly bought the game myself before realizing I dont have anyone who would play it with me

Anonymous

Name: Cucker, like tucker, but not

Matt

I love this game so much!

Jess Houwen

Hey! My name is being used! Just...as a man.

Anonymous

I need as much of this as possible with different campaigns and all the expansions you can add 😍 absolute gold!!

Anonymous

if you name a survivor “king of space and time” i will maneuver a whole, healthy potato into my mouth (i’m small mouthed)

Anonymous

matt is writing with his toes…method

Purpsikins

Name suggestion : the boy scrimbles and Cory Ander

Anonymous

Legit wouldn't mind if this becomes the main content. This was so fantastic. Getting my sister on patreon just for this.

Anonymous

This is awesome !! We definitely need more of this in our lives ☺️❤️

Anonymous

This was great, would love more of this series

Anonymous

Please I need more. I started watching YouTube plays of this from years ago and have now bought the game myself!

Josie

This is officially my new favorite bonus content

Anonymous

This game makes me wish I had board game friends

Jeff Jamerson

Please make this a regular Patreon special. Like once a month. At least.

Creekie05

Did will throw out a muppet babies recall?

Gauge Adkins

How you guys made this into an audio format so brilliantly is impressive.

michael shanks

This is fear and hunger the board game

Thomas Webb

How long did the game take to get to the people that ordered it? I’ve been waiting a min just to receive a shipping confirmation.

MK Lawrence

Mat and my dad would get along like wildfire and dry grass 🤣 the scale of Cards and miniatures is something my dad would do