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[Teen Talk] Ep. 5 - Dance Dance Revelations (Patreon)

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2022-03-29 22:01:01
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2024-03-11 17:27:35
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A discussion of episode five of the new season including the last minute introduction changes, Hermie the Unworthy's potential retconned backstory, and an epic bathroom saga from Matt involving an inhuman shit and a Korean war veteran teacher.

Plus, everyone reveals their worst high school dance experiences, Anthony and Freddie both tell stories about tragic missed connections, and Beth gives her Oscar takes. 

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David Guerrero

Holy shit, in retrospect, I can't believe Beth called Coda winning. I'm very into the Oscars lol. I also can't believe she called Will Smith winning and slapping Chris Rock for making fun of his wife, bold take at the time, but clearly she's a prophet

petra (with an e)

would definitely recommend Belfast, beautifully made film

Nicholas Bugeja

I looked up the Dolly Llama forgetting he was a Buddhist but found a waffle ice cream place that now im craving

ouro

oh god i’m literally gagging rn to matt’s story lmfao jesus christ

B. J. Boyd

When they set up the gross bathroom as a meeting place/headquarters, I immediately thought of the abandoned bathroom from Sex Education.

Ookami Tenshi

I'm having very bad deja vu with Beth's playground story, and Freddie's music friend, and the CDs. Great teen talk (b-3-)b

Seth Scott

Grouping poop for the sake of grouping poop should be a crime

Nolan Hicks

Petition for Matt to get a one episode suspension from Teen Talk for that fucking shit story 😂

Patrick Nan

no one could've predicted the slap

Sav Scott

I- Beth predicted Dune and Will Smith’s Oscar

765241838 .

Idea for an MBIC but I would love to hear you all do an aggressive improve version of some dating game show like the newlywed game, bachelor, or even survivor etc. I feel like I could have listened to all 19 people you were going to throw at Beth.

Chelsey Main

My school called it Tolo as well! I went to a tiny public school in the Cascades, though, not Seattle. Maybe it's a Washington thing?

Chelsey Main
>>80831381

Either way, all this high school dance talk dredged up all my most mortifying high school memories, so....thanks? 😂

Christopher Lee

My head cannon is hermie has ‘the sauce’

Christopher Lee

And that’s why he changed so much so quickly

Lorelei The Succubus and Kyra her busty Queen

I personally love jamming out to some Lou Bega high in the morning spinning pizzas just as much as I do listening to Dungeons and daddies so the combination Intros after relistening to campaign one with the talking dad's. And I gotta say I haven't been asked what's wrong as many times as I have with the last 2 amazing intros. All Anthony needs to do now is name 5 bad snake villains the mambas (numbered of course)

Kenzie Sigel

So funny that Freddie mentioned TOLO - I went to HS near seattle and we had a tolo (girls ask dance) when I was a freshman.

J.S.

Oh shit, they owe Beth a cake.

rockL

High school dance story: My freshman year I got asked to prom by my senior boyfriend. Amazing! The problem was that my parents had scheduled my wisdom tooth extraction (all 4) for the day before prom not even thinking that my going could be a possibility. I had a cute dress and my face was perfectly circular like a flipping Charlie Brown character. We are at Olive Garden (Indiana) and I'm ripping breadsticks into miniscule pieces so I can get them into my mouth which I can't open any further than about 3/4 of an inch. We bought the pictures.

rockL

I also have a poop at work story if anyone is interested. It's about a 4 on the gross scale, but maybe a 7 on the funny scale?

Chaos_

You know the time stamp because they are not talking about the slap

Madeleine D
>>80831381

I’m so curious what it stands for. Take-out: ladies option? ‘Tis Only Losers Outside? Temerity Of Lady’s Opinions? Take One Leave One?

Clay Wightman
>>80826835

Lol! This 100%! I thought I had somehow accidentally started playing an old talking dads halfway through this!

Evolved Unicorn

Please inform Matt that I am always astounded at the amount of work that goes into the intros and the shows as a whole! I write and edit video and audio…so maybe I have a different perspective. That said, the shorter intro was awesome AND ruined the episode 😂 Not really, though 🥰 Love my Daddies!!

Evolved Unicorn

This may be my favorite “X Talk” you all have done between both seasons and short series!! Anthony was on my wavelength w/ everything he said and ways he reacted, and his story about the thimble…I had to teach my dogs how to clap to bring me back to life! You were her Peter Pan, Anthony! You killed Tinkerbell! You lied about reading! For shame…yet, it is hilarious in the retelling! So, thanks 😁😂

Mason Dyck

Dare I say that this is the best teen talk/talking dad of all time. Or at least in my opinion

James Harrison

Very happy that Anthony decided to shake up the plot and add the Lark and Sparrow twist. I’m sure a Monster of the Week show would’ve been fun, but i just didn’t find myself as interested or excited for the rest of the plot as I could’ve otherwise.

Nerdsome Noel
>>80831381

I’m also originally from Washington! I think Tolo is a Washingtonian thing. 😂

Honeybeef

I have had Anthony singing trumpet stuck in my head for the past week

Tymme Zinni

Wait, going to another school's prom makes you a cool kid? I didn't know I was cool- in fact I'm pretty sure I wasn't; that's why I wasn't invited to one at my school.....

Julie McIntosh

CODA movie prediction: Beth was right! She never did say what she wanted if she won, so my suggestion is that she slaps the person who said the worst joke in the next Teen Talk (Jk of course😉😘) love you guys!

Anthony Vetrano

Imagine surviving the Korean War to put up with that *shit*

Kale Hinthorn

Holy fuck DJ SuperDave was a core memory for me. The dude was still cornering the market on school dances when I got to middle school in 2010

Terran Benedict

I’m glad Anthony is shaking up the plot now but I don’t hate mixing in a monster of the week here and there as long as they lead back to the main story — like filler episodes but more connected. For example, maybe Scary gets a monster of the week’s sick ass magic item/weapon that is highly effective against the big bad or helpful in locating one of the dads.

Kale Hinthorn

Fuck my school also called it TOLO I didn't know that's not what it's called oh god is that just a Seattle private school thing 🤮

Caden Stovall

But what about the slap that smiles back

Elispes

I think calling it tolo is a washington thing, I'm on the east side at our public schools it's still called tolo

Jaclyn T

We called it "Turnabout" instead of Sadie Hawkins

Kelsey Reyer

I have an Inuyasha character tattooed to my ankle that I got in high school... I feel slightly personally attacked.

Jesse Meiring

The fade out on Freddie is perfect

Javan K
>>80865862

Living in Seattle can confirm my dances were called tolo too. But I was at public school

Haley Borden

Beth. Beth I too went to high school in Tucson, AZ. And I too spent a school dance missing all of the songs and commandeering a bathroom stall to shit my brains out after eating too much cheese. I called myself the toilet paper fairy because I got the only stall with toilet paper, and I just passed it under the stalls to other girls who came into the bathroom throughout the evening.

deidra henson

My tiny ass school in NorCal called it TWIRP... "The Woman Is Requested to Pay"

Kevin Engelkamp

Man I love the idea of a troll remake of mambo #5, but the new one was actually also that ... Minimal effort. I'm a good way!! That was the joke.

John Brady Anderson

Hey, I feel like I completely missed the FBI showing up, can anyone point me towards where it is?

Mason Dyck
>>80919498

I’m pretty sure it was either the end of episode two or the start of episode three and it was because Lincoln had left the note that said that they were responsible for the deaths of the firemen from the speed run episode ( ep. 2 ). But the audience never got to hear what they said to him.

Joe Jerome

How did Matt's story not come up in a talking dad after the evil poo in the locker room of the supper bowl😂

Ariana Phillips

Did Beth just predict the Oscars?

Samantha Koenig

Walked into my CINE studies class only to be greeted with Freddie’s voice cause my prof likes playing rocket jump film school videos

Sean Burton

Yo Freddie! My schools also had Tolo. I grew up in WA over on the Peninsula. Never heard of a Sadie Hawkins dance besides movies or that Relient K song.

Kam Str

You guys have 13k reviews on Spotify and an average of 5 stars btw. This is fair and just

Leo Danczak

Hermy the Unworthy is increasingly sounding like Ben Shapiro

Laurie Dawn

Aaahhhh! Porco Rosso is my favorite, it doesn't get nearly enough love!

Harrison Lee
>>80994724

Holy moly. Sadie hawkins dance. And my khaki pants ohohoh. I totally forgot about that song. Ty for reminding me

Brantley Russell

I laughed my ass off all the way to work listening to this. Funnieet talking dads/teen talk ever

Elliott Roberts

Hearing beth say that Will Smith might win an Oscar fucking jolted me when I realized this was pre slap

raven rodger

Are you kidding,if everyone listening hasn't rocked out to the "Rocks Rock" EP them,I don't know, probably do that

tori

please the last outro bit are incredible thank you beth

Trevor Visser

Wait…what happened to Nicholas BETHHH..???

Michaela
>>80872479

As someone who grew up near Everett, yes. Tolo, 100%. I thought Sadie Hawkins was just the TV name for it, still haven't met anyone who went to an irl Sadie Hawkins.

Bill Kurtson

I'm so happy to hear I'm not the only one wasted romantic opportunities because of absolute cluelessness 💙 But I also feel sad for all of us 😆

Elliot Johnson

Oh interesting, my high school also called the Sadies Hawkins dance Tolo. I can't remember why though, something about today and ladies I think?

Jenica
>>80831381

I grew up in Spokane, where it was Sadie Hawkins. Now I'm in the Yakima Valley, where it's Tolo (not an acronym, just one Chinook word). Rumor has it that Tolo is based on a UW tradition, so it would make sense that it's centered in Seattle and leaking into the surrounding counties.

Jenica
>>81810995

Tolo isn't an acronym. It doesn't stand for other words, even if people try to retcon meaning into it. A group of female students started a group at the University of Washington (which is why it's regional to western Washington) and named it Tolo for a Chinook word meaning win/success/achievement. In 1909, that dance was a bold move.

Quantum OFZENTRIX

think west side didn't get nominated for best adaptation cause it was a movie before a musical

Alex Pierce

I went to school in the Seattle area at the same time as Freddy. It was a regional thing to call the girl ask guy dance "Tolo." I was a pleb and went to a public school in Burien and we called it Tolo

Clare Beatty

Omg the poop story has me dying. Reminds me of this reddit post about a "poop knife" 😂

Pickles

God, I gagged while listening to Matt's story and I was eating while listening to this episode

gargoyleb

On our way out of the prom, the girl I took and I were stopped by people on a scavenger hunt. They needed a picture of a couple that just got married. We stopped and posed. October will be our 32nd anniversary.

Mia

i could not breathe after matt’s poop story, made my night

Michael Valdivia

I never laughed so hard at work people ask why I was crying 😂

Kayla Price

Is Beth drunk 😂 she’s v slurry