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Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, and body horror.

Theme song is On My Way by Maxton Waller and is available on his Bandcamp. 

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Kitt

Second listen to D&D and any mention of Terry jr is so S A D.

deddbunnbudd

"please don't involve our sons, especially my son, Terry jr." 😩

Jacob Minshall

Here I am. Still waiting for my Manga written by Taylor. 😭😭

Anonymous

Was that lizard man cern?

Jack Futty

Of course the very first thing Lark does when he appears in this season is offer a gun to a child.

Josie

I'm back after a loss in the family, I've missed this :)

J.K.Migraine

oh brother... time to start again!

Ronan Biggs

Happy crying at the moment.

Kade Drum

OH MY GODODOSOSOD

Sydney Wigder

you guys got me good :’)

Anonymous

ITS HAPPENING

Anonymous

Oh thank god

Denny Oh

ITS HEREEEEEE

Onett

Just starting work damn can't wait till Im driving home

Ben Monteith

Just woke up without the alarm. My body knew what time it was

Jacob Galey

I am going to love work tonight!!

Anonymous

So happy right now!!

Anonymous

I've never clicked on a notification faster

RJ Schoeneck

I'm so excited!!!!

Corn

LETS GOOOO

Anonymous

Yesssssss!

Anonymous

AW YEAH BABY LETSSS GOOOOO

Anonymous

IT'S HAPPENING!

Kyle Barnes

Must wait patiently for live listen 😶

Annie Almonde

LETS GOOOOO IM SO HYPE

Anonymous

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Frickity

ITS HERE LET’S GOOOOO

Anonymous

EEE!!!

Anonymous

I am vibrating with excitement!!

Cove

SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

Annabelle Jacobs

IT’S HAPPENING! 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

Michael Von Doom

FINALLY. THE ONLY REASON I USE PATREON

Anonymous

OH SHEEEET

Anonymous

Yeeees!! I’m so excited!

Lucas

Hellz yeah been so hyped

Anonymous

OHHHH SHIT

Anonymous

Yesssss!!! I’m so ready!!!

Anonymous

lets fucking gooooo

Anonymous

This is more exciting than meatloaf night!

Alan Rodriguez

Going crazy in the anatomy class rn. Going to listen once I get out

Anonymous

No way

Anonymous

PISSING AND CRYING

Emily

YES!

Anonymous

AHHHHH I'M READY

William Thomas

Got my chews and ready to listen. I'm so glad you are back!

Jake Keane

Hell yeah!

Jake W

The new intro music fucking slaps!

Anonymous

YEAH BOIIII

Anonymous

Let’s do this baby!

Austin Baker

AAAAA ITS FINALLY HERE!

Anonymous

Lol I went to school with a guy named Taylor Swift!! 😅

Terran Benedict

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh THIS IS HAPPENING

Clark Kent

Beth just playing Beth lol

Anonymous

LET'S GOOOOOO

Anonymous

Yessssss, been waiting for thiss

Anonymous

LETS GOOOO

Anonymous

Why is John Mulaney bullying children

Anonymous

My body is ready

Anonymous

😁😁😁

Kasey P

Matt's character makes me think of Elijah Woods character from the movie The Faculty.

Michael

Having a physical reaction to a new episode popping up. Much yes. Very yay

Kiera Conrad

Not me literally gasping like a startled victorian woman to see that this dropped (& see the new art)

Anonymous

IM SO FUCKING HYPE

Anonymous

Daddy? I mean daddy, sorry daddy, sorry daddy?!

Horus

YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!

Anonymous

Just finished re-listening to the first season to get ready for this!!

Anonymous

Yes!! Literally when I started listening to this podcast I immediately called my brother and was like you gotta listen. It sounds like John Mulaney playing D&D. I even had to look up who the actual DM was just to confirm I wasn't crazy

Krystle Grygo

Maxton Waller killed it again with this intro song. So ready and hyped for season 2.

Kaleb Phillips

It's going to be a very good day.

Hud PH

Screaming and CREAMING this is a holy day

Allie Gowins

DARYLL!! I mean Lincoln 🤣🤣🤣🤣

J.S.

Huh, they’re all playing casters. Neat.

Olivia sutherland

Why am I already in love with Matt’s character 😭

Connor

Please confirm character name spellings for the wiki :)

BlooeyedTroll

Normal is already my fav

Noah Jay

Oh man this season is going to be amazing. Can't wait to see what's on all those index cards! And hopefully items will get used past the first few episodes lol

Anonymous

Worth waking up at 4 in the morning for 😍

Viking Lad

Grant is my new favorite dad, and it's all because he's married to a wonderful man! I'm so happy that this podcast brings in gay relationships!

Anonymous

I am already hooked for season 2!!!!!!

Imagine m

Definitely getting "control" vibes from the company.

Lily Honey

Scary is literally me as a freshman, I love her

Arthur Williams

Freddie is playing my favorite class...this does not spark joy. I WANT MORE!!

VeraChimaera

just finished listening and my face hurts from smiling so much! love you guys, thank you for making this show!!

Anonymous

Needed this

Sydney Heim

And just like that I’m cured of depression

Bryce Stallons

Starting my second listen now 😅

Anonymous

That new theme song rules.

Anonymous

Its perfect. Congrats on a banger of an opener!

Anonymous

Knocked it out of the park! Hooked already.

Nolan Hicks

SUCH good energy in this first episode, guys. It’s always scary jumping into a sequel — killing it right out of the gate. Pumped!

Anonymous

'A ship is safe in harbour but that's not how ships get laid' damn near killed me. S2 is off to a killer start, can't wait to see where it goes from here!

Harlie Fiordiliso

That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time y’all. What an episode

Mehmet

I'm pogging

Anonymous

Bro that die another day item is awesome. Imagine your about to have a TPK and you roll that. If you roll bad well you were gunna die anyways, but if you roll well it could be used as a sort of plot armor for your DM to save the party.

EvanEightNine !

The 12 bullies are the greatest thing, “well well well”

Anonymous

When I saw the body horror warning I was like, hmm, curious. DIDN'T EXPECT ANTHONY TO GO 1000% ON EP 1. Let's go daddies

Anonymous

*chef's kiss*

Anonymous

“Yeah we had to learn all about World War I…. World War II… World War III…” lmaoo! Did not get the recognition that deserves.

Anonymous

Y’all! Y’ALL!!

Anonymous

Been listing to season one over and over again in anticipation of this season and it was worth the wait!!!

Ryan Garcia

What an excellent start! Super excited to see where this goes!!

Anonymous

I cant wait for Chekov's Snickers to come back

Anonymous

The music while they found the monster at the end!!! Unnerving!!!

Darryl Holiday II

The amount of yes and going on was incredible. Some hilarious world building. So glad it was two hours. Y'all killed it. I cannot wait for these kids to get their subclasses. I have a feeling it will play a bigger part in stuff this time. Also glad to see Beth comfortable enough to play a mage. That cutting of the to hit roll though. I don't see it lasting, lol.

Kam Str

We are all so happy to see season two coming to fruition I only have one question. Was the decaying body of the lizzard man, lizzard boy scales mcstuffins?

Anonymous

So excited for season 2!!!

Elsa Double

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

Anonymous

What an awesome start i loved it, so excited for season 2

Arcardia

this was so good, what an awesome start!!

Jasmine

It's happening !

Anonymous

The new theme song is so good!

Anonymous

The 🐳 fucking SENT ME

Anonymous

What a fantastic first episode. I love the charters, the story set up and the touch of darkness that comes from the Call of Cthulhu / Doodler set up. I had colleagues at work asking me what I was listening to as I was laughing so much. Thank you all so much for all your great work.

Diana

Yasss! Warlock patron Willy tho? 👀

Mehmet

On my way has no business going that hard, good opening to the season too

Trystn Brown

SO GOOD!! Use that item that tells you how you die to gain invincibility until you find yourself in that death scenario.

Anonymous

So good, cant wait for the rest of season 2. Also this episode made me want to play control again.

J.S.

Costs 6 daddy warbucks, that’s 3 bronze level items!

Anonymous

Has anyone else commented on what a banger the Maxton Waller song is at the end? The only things I'm listening too today is this episode and then a few repeats of "On My Way"

Anonymous

i fucking lost it when Normal and Lark and Sparrow were introduced

Tom Abella

Are y'all playing with shock cards?

Gadi Welfeld

It was fucking amazing, super excited for what's to come

Gadi Welfeld

I love that the minivan is a Nissan quest. Season 1 was the odyssey, season 2 is the quest, season three is going to be the dodge journey

Alex Cordova

Such a good start and i can't even choose a favorite character

Crime Dawg

Very fun and good. What were the other band names you had before Butthole Ricochet?

Anonymous

I’m v excited about the classes you’re all playing. I’ve wanted to play a ranger for so long

Ryan Hoffmann

Really hoping the snickers is like a panacea later, because saying “you aren’t you when you’re hungry, have a snickers” to a demonic kid would kill me

TheDerpySunflower

I feel the same way. I am especially glad that through this whole ordeal, no one has pointed out blatantly that he's gay. It's just a normal thing a person can be. 10/10

Patrick Nan

Taylor Swift is now my favorite teenager. I want that go-bag and 車やめて![kuruma Yamate](CAR STOP) for merch

TheDerpySunflower

I've come to the realization that Beth is just my favorite 😂 I loved Ron so much, and now I love Scary. They're such different characters but her delivery is so spot on every time.

Anonymous

Cuck is NOT an insult, but virgin is. That's fair 😅

CaesarVulpes

Have we discussed that Terry Jr married a woman whose nickname could be Ronnie because that’s Fertile Ground lmao

CaesarVulpes

What a fucking flex would it be if Taylor’s dad is Jodie

Billy Maz

Sooo fucking funny!! Great episode!! Excited for these new mechanics! Glad this is back!

The Overthinker

It’s a good thing you guys are playing kids because you are all children. Love you so much; this is going to be amazing.

Stephanie Mech

This already fully whips ass and the intro/ending song is a BANGER. So excited for this new season!

Anonymous

So how many broken windows are happening in the next week

Black Mesa Radio

I will 100% buy a "Fight'n Eilish!" Sticker.

Jason Jarrell

The whiplash of Beth not knowing how DnD works till the end of season 1 to her picking possibly the most complex class in the game is WILD and such a power move.

Nicole Martinez

the way that Taylor Swift speaks reminds me of Tom DeLonge

James

Can the little green guy be canonically “the great Gazoo” from the Flintstones.

Anonymous

My mental state has been heightened. THE SONG AT THE END. I'm legit so happy.

Anonymous

Oh my gosh that was amazing! You guys have such great chemistry and I can’t wait for this season to unfold.

Cree

Idk if anyone has mentioned this but the DADDIES HQ reminds me so much of CONTROL.

Cree

And any suspense about hits or misses which can be so so impactful. I can see why they might remove it but idk I prefer having them.

Tom Dieter

Try Not Another DnD Podcast!!! They are starting S3E1 in 2 weeks

Christopher Pete

Oh my god, Veronica Marlow? Veronica Mars? Oh my gawwwwwwwd

Anonymous

Okay, who else is just so in love with the new song? such an amazing job! and of course a wonderful start to the new season I had to catch my breath a lot this episode I was just laughing way too hard I love you guys!

Daniel B

This was the highlight of my day! Thank you!

Bob Bitchin

The whale room had me laughing so hard that tears were running down my face.

Lollie Roberts

I love the way Anthony has adjusted alot of the mechanics to balances them, the index cards for the magic items I think will really help balance them 10/10 nicely done man

Anonymous

wow absolutely loved this episode

Naz Rosenbonds

Is scary’s dad terry jr another guy who happens to be named terry

Anonymous

Those fucking soccer players are all just John Mulaney lol

Baba

Beth May warlock Patreon is the Doodler???

Jason Melton

Really squandered the opportunity for a Charleston chew to be in the vending machine

Anonymous

WELL, WELL, WELL

Envy Gul D' Cryso

I was happy that Beth made the Smells like teen spirit reference. ❤️🦊👍❤️

Bad Fiction

Such a great start. Seems like they did just about everything they mentioned in those newer talking dads (ep1-7). The characters feel broad enough with a lot of room to grow. And they’ve got a good amount of edge to them. And it seems they are doing a great job of letting new bits and lore expand naturally. I’m sure in X-years we’ll look back and think “oh man, I can believe the elevator thing started with that misspeak in episode one.”

Josie Tiffany

Holy shit I love this way more than I thought I would. Jesus Christ Anthony the new mechanics and the setup is just immaculate

Anonymous

*chefs kiss*

TJ Mitchell

I want that song on spotify yesterday please

Kiera Conrad

Ok also this new theme song slaps so fucking hard

Marc Wasserman

fuck....Daddy WarBucks is GOOD

Gwynn

I hope Matt hits puberty mid combat somewhere down the line like yelling at an enemy and his voice drops like imediately

Anonymous

The new song slaps sooooo hard yoooooooooo

Anonymous

Amazing start and that new song is great! Cant wait for the next episode!

Anonymous

Great episode! So excited for what’s next!

Evelyn

I normally listen with one earbud in but I had to put both in when the opener started, yall killed it with the audio

Gwynn

LOVING season 2 so far! I think there is a lot of great potential here for complete nonsense and chaos. Can't wait for episode 2!

russellrd

I still have a bit to go in the episode, but this is fantastic. I didn't doubt that you'd put out a quality S2, but so far I'm LOVING it. Amazing follow up! New characters are great, I love the new mechanics. So many good bits this ep, but I lost it when Taylor was talking about finding his dad and Normal smacked him down. I'm looking forward to the rest of the season.

Ormur Guðjónsson

That elevator bit fucking killed me, im packing for a move this weekend and i was on the floor in stitches

Anonymous

The after show should be called Teen Talk!

james carter

The mountain of dadness is showing real hard and I love it. Please please please do lots of Foley/audio ambiance stuff.

Anonymous

I love that Beth gets to dish out the step kid angst, after being emotionless wrecked by Terry Jr. in season 1

Anonymous

Virgin jail is one of the funniest things of all time

Liz Burgess

Wow. This is NOT what I was expecting from season 2 but hhhhoooooooo boy am I excited! Also WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BANGER THE NEW THEME IS. I wonder if it'll be on spotify?

Anonymous

hmmmm i wonder if Glen and Jodi will show up eventually cause like they are demons so they dont age right?

Jasmine

The way this came out yesterday and I've already listened twice !

Bransyndra

great start! bit..wacky..like wackier than usual but i get yall are excited and we are too! Looking forward to seeing the new season grow with the teens

鄭凱元

The first episode has so much chaos!

Nora Hopeless

My son's name is Lincoln and we call him Link. That just added to the chaos of listening to these guys! 😂

Anonymous

Guys, please, stop interrupting Anthony durring his descriptions. It really breaks immersion. This season has so much potential, but the players interrupting the momentum of the story (the whole elevator thing and the whale argument) makes it kinda hard to listen to. Sometimes this felt like an episode of story break where everyone is talking over and interrupting each other with ideas about how the story should be told. Can't wait to see where this season goes.

Anonymous

Freddie has great that kid from The Polar Express who wouldn't stop talking about trains energy xD

Anonymous

…pure joy!

Christophe Putnam

Guys...this season is FIRE. One ep in and it's so fucking good. 10/10.

Giselle

holy fuck the new intro song slaps hard

Amber Fostervold

Is Swallow dating both Lark and Sparrow? Like Blake Lively's character in the movie Savages? That would be fantastic!

Anonymous

Please tell me they run into the Euphoria-esque teens

Quinten Martin

I feel like the limo driver is Doug, maybe the Daddies made a humunculis and reincarnated his soul into it again, he's just such a sociopath when he's collecting the Teens it feels very Doug.

Anonymous

Daaaaamn.

Anonymous

Lol in season 1 they would've rolled that death dice before anthony had even finished the description (and a pyramid would've landed on some poor children somewhere in the world)

Clove

This has just made my love of Beth may multiply

Clove

also like, this was hilarious I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud while listening at the gym, cannot wait for the rest of the season :))

Jake Coltrane

Beth May has the best drawn-out teen-angsty “GAAAAAWWWD” that I’ve ever heard in my life.

Vivian Wolf

I am so excited for season two!!! Also y’all and the new google interest in ninja rocks I can’t XD

Justthingstbh

I would die for all of the kids

Toriiish

This is such an amazing beginning! Also the music is top notch! Loving it! And SO excited!❤

Sydney Heim

I’ve listened to this an unhealthy amount, but I’m not gonna mention listening to this 23 times since Tuesday to my therapist.

Anonymous

The music is so good!! I feel like Scary might as well be 14 year old me. I have a feeling Beth’s performance is going to bring back some memories for me lol.

Stikas

I’m so happy this is back. There were definitely many moments of laughing out loud in my car / house while listening.

Jan van Egmond

Gorgeous, I loved every minute of this <3 and great to hear Waller's tune, it's amazing!

Hayden Gardiner

Why is this already amazing?? So pumped for Season 2, and another wild ride with the incredible cast!!

Eli levinger

Very good start :) , thanks you all. amazing as usual Didn't understood the creature at the end, maybe cuz it was said too quickly for me?

Anonymous

Amazing!! I just reeaaallyyy wanna know know if Lark has any remorse that all of this is, like, his fault??

William Thomas

Oh man this is great. Wanna point out a couple things though. One observation, one question, and one speculation because everything comes in threes. First I want to point out that Grant named his son after his lost dog. Second I gotta ask if the gun Lark was going to give to normal was the gun he wanted to "inherit" from Glenn? Third is my speculation that Nicholas Close-Foster is one of the "captured" monsters in the D.A.D.D.I.E.S facility.

Anonymous

Loved the horror imagery at the end, it really feels like at the mountains of dadness is blending into the regular show and im all for it :) Didnt like thinking about a giant jimmy neutron though - i kind of wanted him to be more like bobs big boy 😅

Harrison Lee

Lolol the beth of times the worst of times

Anonymous

The tunes are banging!

Annelise Lowe

Im so curious to know if Veronica knows about Terry Jr.s' job at DADDIES! If he just came into their lives....did he tell her??

Sean Davis

Holy crap all that stuff they said about magic school bus getting dark was a reference to Ron's anchor episode from last season

Anonymous

Glenn has got to be her patron, right? He could be looking after his grandson through Scary

Anonymous

Is that lizard man corpse Sern?

Anonymous

The mechanic of fumbling the dice leading to an encounter is probably my favorite new thing and I feel it was unintentional hahaha please make it a “thing” xD

Sean Hegarty

Just noticed how terry JR got over his fear of driving

Anonymous

grant named his son after the dog he lost😭😭

Anonymous

OMG is that opening a reference to The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi 😂 I love it

Sharity Galyean

Taylor gives me ptsd from my high school weeb days 😂

Daniel B

There's a world where Matt wants Rad facts to be a thing. It's so fetch.

Jake

When Sparrow asks Normal if he’s showered, “I smell something…” Will really missed out on going “yeah smells like Teen Spirit”. I mean he is the mascot. He is THE teen

Olivia Marino

As a New Orleanian, I need a Paw Patrol: Port of Call New Orleans shirt.

Cheyenne Stevens

May reminds me of Charlie from Supernatural.

SlwDnceChbby

35:15 "Normal, your dad Lark" uh oh

Mize

the theme song is so good

Anonymous

last night, 12 highschoolers were arrested in front of my neighbours house because they mugged another kid

Clare Beatty

Freddie says "Like Aragon" and I lost it 😂😂

Sean Hegarty

Why was Anthony so specific with the fact that thair were 69 floors in the bilding?

Sian Marsh

New theme song slaps so hard 😭

Anonymous

Why does Anthony sound like John Mulaney when he voices the bullies?

Midge

I'm a teacher who goes by Mrs. K. This episode tickled me.🤘🇺🇸🐺 #420 #blazeit

Wolf Note

I've seen 3 seasons of holey moley and let me tell you it'd totally be a dad show! It's hilarious

Anonymous

Finally made it to Season 2

Anonymous

Love it when they run Anthony up a wall for no reason. Thanks be to daddy