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Our between-seasons mini series begins!  Donut, Beignet, Cookie and Mochi are sucked into a strange new land, and must scratch 'n sniff their way through an enchanted forest to find a Very Good Boy.

This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, and animal cruelty / animal death. 

A quick clarification from our outro: DADZ BOP, the official mixtape of all our Season 1 intro song parodies, is available for EX-L, Touring, and Elite patrons since it's a Monthly Bonus of Indeterminate Content. We'll be amending the outro appropriately soon! 😊

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Tom Bainbridge

Ah yes the adventures of three dogs and Glen the cat

Aubry Tucker

FUCK YES JUST IN TIME FOR MY FLIGHT

Corn

YESSS

Anonymous

THANK YOU DADS ❤️

Anonymous

YEEEEEEEESSSSS

Anonymous

Yes my serotonin rush is here

Sydney Wigder

Live listen not until 4 PST correct?

Anonymous

Best theme song ever

Anonymous

Goddamn, that power metal intro

Clark Kent

“For big dogs” yip yip

Anonymous

WOO WOO!!!

Allison Mitchler Siolka

Was just talking about how excited I was for this than saw that it got posted!!

Rhian Gribble

OH MY GOD THE CONTENT WARNINGS

Anonymous

This theme music rules

Cove

SO EXCITED

Zachary Churchman

I love this so far. The beginning into of the dogs was... ruff

Reece Page

BETH MAY WITH A AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!!!! I may need a short break every 15 minutes or so of these episodes.

Raina Saha

I’m only 19 mins in and I love doughnut so much

Anonymous

As a veterinary receptionist, the two er pets running in at the same time left me feeling so anxious haha

Anonymous

BOMBER THEME SONG???? THIS ROCKS SO HARD ‼️‼️‼️

Elliot

IMMEDIATELY the theme song slaps SO HARD I am 45 seconds in yall DIDN’T have to do that for us

Oscar Johnson

this intro song WHIPS ASS!

Noah Jay

The first time I've heard an olfactory experience on a podcast 😂 Makes me think of those scratch and sniff cards for a few Nickelodeon shows/movie experiences that you had to go pick up at Blockbuster.

Marcus Hart

Just saw this on my break and this is so amazing!!!

David Donahue

Literally just started it and JESUS THIS INTRO SONG GOES HARD AF!!!

FARTICUS

My dogs went absolutely bonkers when they heard the intro

Anonymous

Bow WOW this is gonna be CRATE! Hahahaha

Tetris master

Thanks dads! ive been waiting all week for this!

Anonymous

Oh my god, Doughnut is SO CUTE

Raul

This was fucken amazing!!!

BumblingRose

Whoops. Need to our on my headphones. The opening got my cats riled up!!

Mike Deme

GAAAHHH!!! It wasn't intentional but "De May" is EXACTLY how my last name is pronounced!!

Anonymous

Definitely listened to the intro 10 times now, shit slaps!

Anonymous

my first early listen as a Patreon, so excited! Already in love as we are getting ready to get our first dog next year :D

Anonymous

I would literally die for donut

maxwell mock

This is baller! Can’t wait Ep. 2!!!

Xavier

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Kels and Kirsten

Omg, I'm 5 minutes in, and I'm already so attached to every single one of these fur babies!!!!!

William Bullard

IT'S ON! THE THEME SONG IS SO FIRE!

Maswarm

How dare you insult Cody banks. Also just so you know due to Cody banks lore he can’t die so

Stephan Brück

This is just incredible... Wuhuuuuu

Kyle O.

I think this is the best side series thing you guys have ever done. Literally had to stop listening at work because I couldn't contain my laughter.

William Bullard

They had me till Anthony said In N Out is the worst burger place.

Andrew Duck

I was not prepared for the Agent Cody Banks pull, loving it. Also, the opening with the skateboard chase down the hill in the 1st movie still holds up, worth a rewatch just for that.

Anonymous

As someone who had to deal with being called Cody Banks 🙄🙄🙄 when the movie came out, I appreciate all dunks on it!

Anonymous

As a vet tech, this was exactly the episode I needed after an absolutely shit couple of weeks at work. I'm convinced Will must be friends w a tech for us to get this sort of representation 😅

Anonymous

haven't listened yet but my dog's name is Donut too!

Anonymous

Please thank Beth for the DEH musical reference, I was dying

Jenica

The best game is one where you can annihilate someone who brought in an expert to make sure they could win. Absolutely fantastic.

Anonymous

The most unrealistic part of this was all these people just showing up at the vet office and getting submitted for treatment without an appointment. God I wish that were me (our clinic)

Vampire the Assquerade

Not to be that guy but getting up from prone is half movement isn't it??

Anonymous

That intro😍

Era

just wanna add that maxton waller did an amazing job with the fetch quest intro theme 😍

Cody

Intro went from Kanye auto tune to Muse- Knights of Cydonia, fucking dope! Also lost the bet on who was playing who with my wife. Nailed Freddy and Matt's characters but got Beth/Anthony twisted. That poodle has some Gertie energy in the character art.

Wandering Giant

Anthony the type to say In N Out sucks and then compare it to a 15$ burger that's better

Jed

This was incredible

Nerdsome Noel

As a receptionist at a vet, I’m very mad at the receptionist for ignoring Beignet. Girl, you even like animals? The whole point of our job is to give the dogs cookies! And try to tempt cats to take a biscuit even though they’re usually just not about it!

Gwynn

Love this! Can't wait for more

Anonymous

Ahhh hell yes that intro song was just so inspired

Anonymous

I need someone to refer to Anthony as Bidet as some point...

Anonymous

as a DM whose PCs just absolutely annihilated my Big Scary Boss over the weekend.... I feel you, Will

Joe Smokonich

👌👌👌👌 idk if they are just amazing a script writing, or the best chemistry between the 4 of them. Just another perfect show. Excited to see what comes next.

Spencer

I feel like the smell games definitely were a sort of revenge for the Jezzball incidents. Definitely loved bringing more physical elements, past dice rolls, for the game. The enjoyment and other reactions they create in the cast is fantastic.

Jake W

I want to protect doughnut at all costs

Jake W

Anthony says he's color blind. Does anyone know what type of colorblindness he has?

Artemis

I love everything about this.

Anonymous

(Tw: kinda a bummer) Just wanted to say I really appreciate the effort y'all bring when it comes to content warnings. Not every podcast does this and it is so, so helpful. I'm still struggling with the death of a pet so I'll be skipping this one for right now but seriously, thank you.

Tom!

In Greenland they’ll eat dogs, but only when they die of rabies. The bodies are hung in the cold for days, which isn’t done otherwise. I think it kills the rabies virus? Might be something to incorporate in episode 2, maybe as a pick-up since I assume it has already been recorded. Really enjoy Will’s DM’ing! Smell tests were clever, and kind of hilarious for a podcast.

Rose Meadows

All dogs are good dogs. Except for Churro.

Chris Physics

So when Freddie said "I wanna bite his face off," I expected him to immediately follow up with, "like in Face/Off!"

Anonymous

The people blah blahing except for key words honestly killed me.

Gadi Welfeld

Was listening to this while cuddling with my dog on the couch

Angel Smith

Omg the scratch and sniff smell challenge is amazing

Dugald Macdougall

This was legit so effin' funny. I was crying with the rolls that Will had in that second half. Omg. Also, wonderful DMing Will!! So much fun!!! Keep it up gang.

StudFinderGoesBEEP

Just used that WIS/INT comparison in a board meeting today!

johanna.elise

Okay I am way too invested in cute animals to be able to handle this. when cookie was introduced as having been hit by a car I'm literally lost it 😭🤦

Nicholas Cross

Please tell me there is a video compilation of the smell tests!

Jordan

Awesome job y’all 👍🏻💕🐾

Baba

I can’t believe how good this show is

Montanna Tilton

"it's like Niagara Falls in his pants" More like Viagra falls amirite Seriously though, this spinoff is INCREDIBLE, it's funny as hell and I'm already so invested in these characters. I was listening to this at work and literally had to stop myself from slapping the desk laughing at Freddy's stupid fart joke.

Anonymous

Beth: *does a weird accent I don’t recognise but assume to be British* Anthony: That’s a pretty good Australian accent! Me, an Aussie: *takes a D6 of psychic damage*

Christina Dipo

Im so confused, it sounded like u guys will continue playing this spinoff, but in the episode you made it sound like this was a oneshot? Will there be more? And when? :D

Anonymous

Yeah, gotta include the eating of rabid dogs in Greenland in one of these episodes! Extremely key!!

Anonymous

This is a 3 episode mini-series between the main campaigns, the next two episodes will be of this game and then Anthony will go back to DMing for Season 2.

Martin Benson

Let's goooooooo Donut 5lyfe baybeeeeeeee 🍩

Stikas

Tooooooooo goooooood

Cody

Oh fuck. TGIF Boy Meets World/Sabrina and SNICK at night, can't remember which but I remember those!

Cody

I too have been curse with this name/various associated nicknames. Stay strong my friend.

Anonymous

im literally crying bc of beth’s character

Anonymous

I would die for these good good boys and girls.

Anonymous

Is fetch quest weekly or bi weekly

Mason Dyck

Talking dogs?

Anonymous

Hi I’m sean

Ashley Nicollette

Similar to our past mini series, we'll be releasing a Talking Dads episode that focuses on the entire Fetch Quest series at the end of the mini series.

Ashley Nicollette

Yes, we'll be releasing a Talking Dads that focuses on the entire Fetch Quest series at its conclusion. :)

Quo vrep

So was i the only one that noticed anthony was mistaken in saying getting up from prone takes all your movement? I don't even play DnD and I know it only takes up half.

Anonymous

I noticed it as well, but I mean it let them beat the everliving shit out of "Ontho-Nee Birch" so I think it was worth it.

Kennedy

Anthony is on my shit list for saying in n out is the worst burger!

Anonymous

"There is a difference between sniff and snorting."

Kiera Conrad

Y’all… “I’m gonna go on youtube and roll the dice!” is officially the funniest fucking thing that I heard in 2021

Anonymous

My family used to have a whippet and she was such a sweetheart

Ben

I swear to God the whole way through listening to this the first time I thought cookie was wearing, like, an ACDC shirt 😂

Adrien

Everytime I relisten to this mini series I always laugh at Will calling out Beth over being caught for chuckling at “goes limp” XD

Noel Murphy

"You fuckass! You piece of shit! You fucking garbage troll! God damnit!" The most iconic of Fetch Quest lines drops like 60 seconds in lol