New merch pre-orders: pins, stickers, & poster (Patreon)

Update August 2nd - The new poster, pins, and stickers are now available to everyone in our public store! 🎉

Access the store here! Password: "daddiesonly"

Patron Eyes Only! 👀

We're releasing this hot new drop to the public on Monday... but as one of our lovely Patreon supporters, you get first dibs on new merch! Enjoy your exclusive pre-order period by accessing our Patron-only store here with the password "daddiesonly". 

Beach Day Poster

Let's go to the beach... with the daddies! Bask in sweet summer vibes with this watercolor poster by Marcel Mosqi. The poster's dimensions are 17"x11"!

New Pins & Sticker Pack

We've stocked the store with four new enamel pins and our third sticker pack! Designs by J.P. Coovert.  

• DILF: Proclaim to the world that you're a loud and proud DILF!
• Vibe Check: Test the world's vibe and show you've got what it takes to chill with the doodlers and dads.
• Well Actually..: For all those times you just can't let it go.
• Bard Rock Cafe: Share your love for the world's finest music / memorabilia / restaurant / hotel / casino chain!

Merch Discount Code for EX-L Tier and Higher

Get your essential retail therapy for 25% off: don't forget to use your discount code! Access the code over here if you're pledged at or above the EX-L Tier.

Elite Merch Drops

Elite patrons receive complimentary copies of each new merch drop. That includes this sticker pack, pins, and beach day poster! If you're an Elite, sit back and relax - your merch will soon be on its way to you.

Deck of Daddy Things Restocking

We sold out of the deck during our first pre-order, but don't worry. We have another order on the way from the manufacturer but it's not here yet. Once it's ready, we will make sure Patrons have access to the order before the general public - stay tuned and keep your ear out for the post when that happens!