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Matt hates beaches, and Anthony talks what the approaching end game might be like. Also Will talks about confident people in stores and we reminisce about America Online.

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withinmyself

Matt is easily my fav. 100% beaches and clubs suck

Tina DePuydt

My husband is writing a book and he sent it to his dad just to show him what he'd been working on. His dad, who was accustomed to critiquing scholarly archeology papers, sent it back with nothing but criticism. No praise. It made my husband stop writing for a while.

Baba

What level the dads?

DeviantRabbits

Welcome to Talking dads (after dark edition)

Jake W

Fuckin will at the very end 😂

Chris

just for the record, the aol cd story has been recounted 3 times if you're including the face rocker podcast.... but it never gets old

Anonymous

Regarding proving you’re not shoplifting to employees: today a woman went to grab something while still wearing clothes she was trying on and she handed me her own iPhone as collateral. It was the most stressful part of my week and I had surgery a few days ago lmao just don’t do that and you’re probably good

Elliott Roberts

Story about my husband: we were shopping at Walmart, and he had a hankering for french bread, he picked up a loaf from the bakery, and fucking ate it while we were shopping. I was in shock the entire time, but he kept the bag the entire time for check out, AND WENT TO GET ANOTHER LOAF. The man is the light of my life but jesus that was a strange time (pre covid)

Anonymous

that time folks were talking about how charismatic matt is, they really weren't lying, that's gotta be one of the best told stories i've heard lmfao

Lana Banana

Matt talking about his feelings about the beach... I connected so deeply in my very soul

Kait O’Mara

I like to stare at the ocean and think “one day I’ll find the one piece and be king of the pirates”

Kait O’Mara

Since day one. Matt and Daryl were my favorite daddy

Megstopher Robin

Omfg I used to work the salad bar at a local grocery store and so many people would eat their salads as they shopped. It was pay-by-weight so they were 100% stealing and yeah we had to go up to them and tell them to stop and pay for it.

Jason Melton

With the eating or drinking something before you buy it, I have thousands of dollars in my bank account at any one time and I'm still worried that for some reason my card is going to decline at the register for some reason and I will have stolen it.

Anonymous

Hey what level are the dads now?

nbsgamer

I'll answer the wrong answer so that someone who pays attention will correct me. They are totally level 8 now. They just got level 4 spells, and then they leveled again. So, I'm as confident that they are all level 8 as I am that Trump won the 2020 election and has decided to to give it to Biden for a couple of months even though he knows he won.

Anonymous

@anothy I work in a supermarket in the UK and it counts as stealing if you you crack into a snack without paying :/ a lot of the time it’s fresh fruit that’s price is determined by the weight. However u right, we won’t confront u - not worth the abuse :(

Dalton Whitworth

The talk on what’s next with the plot should be cut and given as a free sneak peak for all viewers. That’s such good information to know about the direction of the podcast that I think everyone would enjoy.

Drew Kline

“Y’all need to shoplift more” Anthony Burch 2k21

Guy Fernando

How does nobody on the podcast eat before paying? It’s just like a restaurant. Completely in shock, not sure if I want to continue paying for the Patreon after this

Tinyhumanbrain76

I never thought of glens rat and freddies rat beer scene that much or deeply into it until yall said it. Im so nervous for these upcoming episodes but its going to happen and thats okay

Tinyhumanbrain76

Wills garden of eden rant of “shoplifting” cracked me up haha

Anonymous

Is there a playlist for just talking dads? I just subbed. I've head all the episodes, and wanted to listen to the patron-exclusive content :)

Tetris master

To answer Will's question about wanting to he an old time sailor, every day man every day I want that life so badly

Sarah Park

Will the real Erin O'Neil ever get to be a guest star on the podcast?

Nicholas P

I vibe with Matt 100% on the beach.

Beck

One time I was in line to check out at a store and a kid in line in front of me opened one of those fridges by the checkouts, grabbed a bottle of sprite, took a sip, and put it back. And his mom looked and saw him doing it and just ignored him. To this day still have never been as shocked by anything. That kid was like eight or so. Bro why wouldn’t you stop him. They didn’t even buy it. Just left it there, opened. Wuh

Wolf Note

Holey moley is a great show! 4? 4!

Sophie nah

what hurts about Lark is that its not even Henrys fault yknow? some fantasy bullshit with a magic deck made his son hate him and theres nothing he can do. Same with Glenn, his son is just a demon now and thats it. Its just so interesting that both Glenn and Henry totally lost agency over their kids stories while they had similar problems with their parenting styles from the start