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Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers clear their name and race to save Olp's family!

We'll be doing a live listen next week (Week of the 28th) due to various members of the team being away so stay tuned!

This episode contains profanity, violence, body horror, and sexual references.

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Anonymous

"may the Force fuck you in the mouth"

Anonymous

I'm shocked no one pointed out that the HoloNet exists in the SW universe and is literally the "hyperinternet" Freddie mentioned around 19:30.

Anonymous

I look forward to the sequel

Cory Graham

"I climb into his womb" is the worst thing ever.

Jamison Embrey

Everytime I listen to this, I have to pause the moment the techno beats play in the alley scene. And just laugh and wonder about my life a little bit.

Caz Flip Smith

"I'm a little bit of a nipple myself" - Freddie Wong, 2021

Spinnaker

It took me too long to get around to listening this campaing and it was pure gold

Andrew Katapodis

Best part of this episode was when Yappa died

Anonymous

I would kill to listen to Beth describe bowling alley videos for an hour straight, that is the hardest i’ve laughed in months

Anonymous

Yall said this guy was like 4 by 5 feet i def think he could’ve caused so much damage

Anonymous

They retconned Yaddles retcon in Tales of the Jedi. She was killed by Dooku and did not speak at all like Yoda, which raises some questions.

link

this miniseries was so fucking funny oh my god. definitely my favorite

Anonymous

Anyone else having an issue playing this episode? I keep getting errors when trying to listen to Ep3 and the Walter/Paeden one shot.

Anonymous

I've been having errors related to Chrome, which I think is related to tis updates, but it is fixed now. Are you still experiencing them?

Creekie05

Why did Matt sound like a muppet singing his song?

Jack Futty

So when Freddie mentioned that Lightning is the power of a Sith, my mind immediately went to an joke I heard a while ago: "You know the Sith are evil because they use evil powers like lightning. Meanwhile, the Jedi only use good powers, like mind control!"

Blakely Wilder

I’m dying, my Girl Scout troop went to Huntsville AL for space camp and we were all from the Kentuckiana area 😂😂

Philip Bedingfield

Fantastic! Can't wait to get ball's deep in this tale of jizz

Christopher Pete

But also, I literally *just* finished a long, menial, labor-intensive task where this would have been a godsend. I timed it all wrong!

The Overthinker

Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

Baba

Yes!!!!!!!!

James Bacilek

We are blessed this week everyone, live show now this. Awesome!

Adam Malaki

Was just wondering where this masterpiece was !

Alasdair Cooper

Looking forward to the round up on Talking Jizz

Austin Baker

Save Olp's family?! What are the Jizzboppers a bunch of bleeding hearts now?! Where's the grift?! Where's the showbiz?! ;)

Brian Linares

This episode is buck wild.

Owen Edwards

So you're telling me they use the thermos from Danny Phantom on midichlorians? Perfection.

Dawn

NOOOOOOIIIICE

Anonymous

My Alabama heart jumped when he says Huntsville

Anonymous

This is the funniest episode of anything I have ever heard.

Sonja Repetti

This was bloody excellent <3 Matt was just stellar in this, and the tie in at the end about killed me

Anonymous

*Spoilers* So Will's character is the only one allowed to survive the stretch campaigns? That's jizzed up man

Charlie Karls

I loved this episode of debate me coward!

Anonymous

Oh god, that "Snuggle Puppy" reference killed me. I've had to read/sing that book to my daughter so many times.

Noelle Bartley

Fantastic, absolute killer of an ending

Matthew Arnold

Matt here: Love all her books. And yeah, our daughter can't read, but she can sing that song. Its always the last book she wants to read before bed.

Derc

I think that was one of the funniest things Ive ever listened to. Burned myself at work because I was wheezing laughter over Wills failed piloting roll

Anonymous

Ysalamir reference SENT me. Perfection.

Anonymous

Yes Yessssss. If we can't have the Zhan books in movie form we can get it from podcasts.

Matilda

Jfc that ending/after credits sequence killed me, I don't think I stopped laughing for the entire last twenty minutes

Megan

LOVED IIIT! my request for future roleplaying systems for fun: everyone is john and Feng Shui! :D

Eric McDaniel

I couldn't stop laughing. I loved this goal. Thank you <3

Anonymous

To Matt Arnold: I never thought I would get choked up over A podcast called Gungans and Daddies All That Jizz but when Yap Yapa Yowser sung that song near the end.... It got to me. Good job man

Black Mesa Radio

So I guess canonically, Glenn survives the events of the main campaign right? Unless he had a Star wars adventure prior to the main campaign in which case, awesome.

rockL

I think it's referring to a dad gave that Glenn was once abducted by aliens but believed it to be an acid trip.

Anonymous

For Glenn https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdfUrY6y/

Agnieszka Górecka

When Beth was like "I think Gurdy dies of natural causes" I laughed so hard I almost choked on my own spit. DAMN IT, BETH MAY, you can't keep getting away with this!!!!

Roger Douglass

Hilarious. I love that Beth knows almost nothing about Star Wars. That makes it more hilarious. All of you are great but Beth May is my favorite.

Tinyhumanbrain76

i LOVED this!!! Seriously amazing!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard omg

Emeryth

Was this in person because Freddy and Matt @ the end. 😂😂😂😂

Zack S

Nice pull from pre-Disney canon with the anti-force lizards

Montanna Tilton

This is so not relevant, but this morning I was cracking an egg on the granite countertop and the phrase "Mos Eisley Hardness Scale" popped into my head. I figured if anyone can turn that into a workable joke, someone here can lol

Austin Baker

Rey's last name is Star Wars and no one can convince me otherwise.

Anonymous

Anthony does an annoyingly good Kermit voice

Garrett McFarland

Thank you for making such a hilarious bonus for all of us. Showed me how much even starwars can be so hilarious to listen to with y'all. Yap Yappa and Beef were amazing!

Anonymous

Holy shit this may be some of the best you have ever done... 😂😂😂❤

Elisha Daniel

"It walked towards us, it limped away" Never related to an npc more...

Elisha Daniel

To Freddie: 1. You're not sorry, don't lie. 2. Your next dad fact should totally be that Glenn has in fact been abducted by aliens, but Glenn just thinks it was a really bad acid trip.

Anonymous

Holy shit! That ending!

Anonymous

thanks for spoiling the godfather jk

Rose Meadows

I would die for Grimla

Anonymous

Dungeons and daddies is great, but Gungans and Daddies is a MASTERPIECE

Kiera Conrad

The fact that the universe came together in such a way that the line THE CUM IS IMMATERIAL! exists is just 👌🏼

Anonymous

Matt really said "you walked into the wrong dream, motherfucker"

Anonymous

Yap yaps crying was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. My sister and I heard it and passed out from laughing

Oddity Monger

I hope Freddie isolates his “I’m a bit of a nipple myself” for his morning-DJ-style soundboard of ridiculous out of context quotes he’s assembling.

Anonymous

I was so hoping Will would say that the new band would have been Avril Lavigne

Anonymous

I totally related to YapYap taking out that Imperial Leader. My favorite Matt Arnold Character

Anonymous

Will saying “I think I’m gonna be a farmer.” I fucking died 😂