Pre-Orders are open for the Deck of Daddy Things + Stampreme Shirt (Patreon)

Update 6/7 - We just sold out of the deck, but don't worry! We have another order on the way from the manufacturer, and we will make sure Patrons have access to the order reup before the unwashed masses do - stay tuned for timing updates!

Access the store here! Password: "daddiesonly"

We're excited to announce that pre-orders for our brand-spanking-new, hot-off-the-presses Deck of Daddy things are open for Patreon supporters! Order by June 7th and receive the deck just in the nick of time for Father's Day. 

The Deck of Daddy Things

This 5e-compatible deck includes 22 beautifully rendered versions of the classic Deck of Many Things cards, and 22 all-new, all-rowdy, all-system-compatible cards written by the daddies you know and love.

Each order of The Deck of Daddy Things includes:

• 44 Tarot sized cards with original art by the talented Kat Curwin
• 22 cards representing items from the original Deck of Many Things
• 22 additional "Daddy" themed cards - mix and match potential outcomes - the choice is yours!
• Gameplay booklet describing the effects of each of the cards.
• Made in the USA

Stampreme Shirt

The popular Stampreme classic we all know and love... now available as a ✨shirt!✨ Cop this hypebeast drop!

Note that these shirts ship the third week of July and that your entire order will ship together.

Patreon Merch Perks

All Patreon supporters get first dibs on pre-orders for new merch before we open it up to the freeloader masses! Access our exclusive, Patron-only store here and enter the password "daddiesonly". 

EX-L Tier and higher discount code

Don't forget that you have a 25% off discount code! Remember to use your discount if you pre-order. Access the code over here. 

Elite Merch Drops

Elite patrons automatically receive new merch drops. That includes the Deck of Daddy Things and the Stampler Supreme Shirt! Make sure your shipping address is up to date, let us know your shirt size (we sent you a message with a form to fill out!), then sit tight and relax - your merch will soon be on its way to you.