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Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers fend off bounty hunters and former Imperials on their way to Coruscant to clear their name.

We'll be doing a live listen later this week!

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual references.

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Anonymous

i would actually die for B33F... all my weaknesses rolled into one lmao

Kelsie Charbonneau

Freddie, did you build, Beth that robot with teeth lol?

Drakonis DaBombest

The sound design in this series so far is on point.

Luisa

listening to the final 15 minutes while doing groceries was one of the worst things i’ve ever done

Anonymous

Grimla walked so hermie the unworthy could run in being forgotten

welcometojen

“You hear a sound that can only be described as an imperial having an orgasm” 💀

Anonymous

is there a transcript?

CallMeDeadE

Slightly bothers me that Beth acts awkward about the sex jokes..

Brian Ganninger

Listen to the EPs or to when she stated that a fart joke is more gross than anything sex related. Specifically episode 49 intro.

Lazaretto

I just learned that my coworker and his friend wrote and played a song called "Jesus Was A Jedi" in the early 90's The poster his girlfriend at the time drew made her grandma so upset that she had to leave (it was just Jesus holding a lightsaber)

Anonymous

Not sure if I should be proud or sad that I knew all the trivia questions

dog pockets

shout out if you also whispered “sliders...” aloud when Anthony described the saber hilt.

Jackson Holmes

"MY FAMILY'S NOT DEAD YOU'RE DEAD" is my favorite quote now

Emeryth

6:50 in and I’m in tears. 😂 Ya’ll are the best and definitely my favorite to donate to. I can always count on laughs.

Whitney Bliss

I am just here for the sexy chomp but I think my ears are forever unclean from that Imperial sex monologue Anthony did.

Anonymous

The imperial sex monologue had me laughing harder than I have in a long time. I needed this - thanks!

PabstiteCritter

The Robot with teeth conversation just reminds me of the fnaf community.

Joshua Smith

2 hours! Fantastic

Madison Figg

My like took this away for 69 likes... I’m sorry.

Gregg Simms

OMG I did Soo many spit takes listening to this 🤣

The Overthinker

Okay, this is gold! The weird horny star wars world is incredible. On a side note, Beth May does a solid female Christopher Walken impression.

Anonymous

“it’s obviously a trilogy” 😂

Bird Wizard

this space combat is much better than the rules in normal EotE

TheDopeGuy

Just listened to this while at work. Thank you so much for all the laughs.

Rollin Mike

Loved the voicemail scene!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Ah I was wondering what Kev was doing, he definitely had the funniest moments of the VGHS behind the scenes stuff.

CHenry

So... are we just supposed to ignore the fart at 1h19 minutes?

Anonymous

Beef Himbo needs to run into another droid that’s the same model/ programming named Biff Hambo

GM John

All I can think of is the Rabbot project from Survival Research Laboratories after this ep

Michael Von Doom

Please. Need Jizz cover songs album. Stat.

Ryan Carter

I hope that this cover becomes a poster that is available for patrons!!

Anonymous

I almost crashed my car laughing at the robot teeth part

Anonymous

They need to change the poster so that B33f has his new sphere body though

Anonymous

Anthony is really way too good at the alien voices lol

Anonymous

Anthony was kind of mean in this campaign lol

Sam

I was NOT expecting that ending. Holy shit, Anthony. Did NOT expect it to get to droid fucking that fast.

Ciaran boyd

Holy sweet fucking Jesus and the donkey he rode in on, this was straight up the funniest shit I have ever heard in all my damn life. Anthony thank you for just rolling with the punches and letting shit get WEIRD this episode wouldn't be the same without it. Thank you Matt for playing the funniest character in existence. Yap Yappa Yowza is my favourite character and every time he speaks it's guaranteed to be gold 😅 Big ol' thanks to Beth for playing Gurdy with that classic Ron energy of "I dunno what I'm talking about" but still firing out the best one liners of the episode. Also Gurdy is more than a character she is a mood and I love that. Big respect for Will, I love Henry and Olp so much because of your amazing improv. You're honestly such a talent and it shows in every single thing you do. Thank you for just existing and doing what you do. Freddie motherfucking Wong you magnificent bastard B33FH1 MkBO is the tits and I don't feel like I have to explain why. If you ever come to Edinburgh I will be sure to buy you a drink. This show wouldn't exist without your work on the sound design and editing and I'm so thankful for it. I really don't have the words thank you for on the work you do to make the podcast a reality and I'm so glad I'm a patron to something so awesome. I love all the Dad's and I will always listen to the pod. Sorry for the essay but you all made the last year worth it just to hear this ep

Anonymous

“Fuck Everblasting” is a god tier name.

Noelle Bartley

Beth's mention of the Valerian City of a Thousand Planets was perfect--I see you and I hear you. When I saw it in theaters with my 70+ year old uncle, after 30 minutes he loudly exclaimed "Well I'm ready to leave when you are."

Anonymous

Please please make merch for this! (Grimla merch a plus)

Trystn Brown

If I'm being completely honest, I barely remember what's going on in this series.. I'm sure I can't be the only one. I would really love a recap at the start of ep3, if possible. 😅

Jay Boucher

Actually think I want more star wars based shenanigans from the dads (any ideas for more episodes or a separate podcast even, though you're busy af....?), it was so good to hear all of Anthony's aliens!! (I swear to all the gods he practised huttese for years before this... Too good) can't wait to listen to ep 3!!! Love and respect to all cast and crew!! Xx

Anonymous

Hey if you're still looking for more star wars shenanigans, have you listened to Story Break? Will, Matt, and Fred are writing a jar jar Binks movie scene by scene and it is absolutely fantastic! Very similar energy to a lot of this at times!

Bradley Wolosin

This episode encapsulates everything that this podcast crew is and I fucking love it. Such an amazing group of creatives.

Chell-glados@hotmail.com

I freaking love Matt. He's so brilliant and funny in this and the dog one-shot. Just makes the best, in-character, decisions. Weirdly I like both Yap and Donut far more than Daryl!

Zacchaeus Borean

They said they were holding their breath while the air lock opened that doesn't work if you hold your breath in space your lungs will literally explode

Karma gray

Beth calling valerian a masterpiece XD I love her she's so great

Adrien

As someone who knows nothing about star wars and only have watched, I think it was ep 4, and hated every moment of it, this is by far the best Star Wars things I’ve ever heard. (Also the star wars ride at Disneyland is a banger) As a fake Star Wars fan, just a random question most likely not the place to ask but I desperately want to get into it, is there any actual good star wars piece of media out there AT ALL or am i being gaslighted by the internet

Andrew Corner

well, episode 4 is "A new Hope", also known as the first film, so that would usually be where you would start, so maybe the films aren't for you... although episode 5 "The Empire Strikes Back" is where the original trilogy REALLY picks up. Maybe you would like "Star Wars: Rebels", a CGI animated series following a small cell of rebels before the events of "A New Hope" and the Internet isn't gaslighting you about star wars being good, it might just not be for you (which i can't fathom, but hey, everyone is different).

Andrew Corner

Based on your description of Freddy Wong, my headcanon is that in his Disgrace after the fall of the empire Grand Moff Tarkin changed his name... And apparently acquired a droid fetish (he already had an intangible choking fetish from his time with Vader)

Anonymous

All I can think of when I hear Matt is Cookie Monster

Noel Murphy

1:32:17 "I'm the world's biggest butt plug!" - Anthony

Anonymous

After the robot with teeth conversation, all I can think about is the FNAF simps...