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Using powerful experimental podcast technology, we were able to capture Glenn's inner monologue during his workout last episode. We present this to you, our listening public.

Please listen and workout alongside Glenn at your own risk.

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Riley Wesson

No joke am walking right into the gym when this notification popped up

Anonymous

This came in at the perfect time! Made me smile.

Zac Roth

Because of course he did! lol

Anonymous

I like prison Glenn less than regular Glenn and that scares me.

Anonymous

Lol I wasn’t prepared for this

Anonymous

I can’t believe Glenn believes the planets exist

Anonymous

I would pay for more workout tapes 👀 this was so funny

Anonymous

These were Glenn’s only thoughts over the course of a year

Anonymous

THIS!!! IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Joshua Morales

We need some Glenn Close workout merchandise.

Daniel Rupert

Can we get full tape length workout sessions with Glenn Close? Like Richard Simmons length.

Anonymous

Glenn isn't stuck in there with his prison mates.... they're stuck in there with him

Tom Peace

This is the best

Chungus Bombadil

The most motivational thing I've ever heard

Coillte

This is fucking cursed.

Josh Mangan

I am a powerful, sentient trebuchet

Anonymous

100% going to work out with this on tonight!

Anonymous

thinking about how ancient greeks did gymnastics naked and glen is here getting swole for hot glen summer

Jon

I love these people

Anonymous

“YOURE GONNA KILL BIRDS WITH YOUR SHIT”

Marcus Rolf

Hot Glenn summer here we come

Joaquin Evia Del Puerto

This is so in character for how Glenn's brain would be dealing with being imprisoned+no longer being a dad hahaha

Nathaniel Ramirez

Not that I'm not excited to hear this, but was wondering when the next talking dads is gonna post?

Larsen Godfrey

The trebuchet imagery got me through those leg lifts

Cassandra Cordova

As someone who has a shit back from lifting a box (wtf I'm not even that old), that bit had me cracking the fuck up

Alli Pestana

Dude I can wait to get fuckin riiiipped tomorrow morning

Zach Paul

Have mercy on this poor boy, Anthony, for he knows not what he asks for!

Anonymous

This is incredibly good. Workout vids/talkthroughs (idek what they are actually called) have never really worked for me, but this? this did it. Perfect workout length for me, empowering and funny. So obviously I'm n'thing that I would love more (sorrynotsorry anthony) and would wear the hell out of merch.

Alyssa Fej

Can we get more of these, please? I've never felt so motivated to work out before!

Tom!

Wow! I did not know what to expect, but this was great

BumblingRose

I did do a few squats! Totally wish more workouts were funny!!

StephBox

I am going to get so ripped.

Jake Bedard

Can we have buff Glenn shirts that say "You feel that?" I feel like the world needs that

Hannah & David

Skiing a 10k next weekend and I NEED this on my playlist

Jan van Egmond

This is wonderful, I keep listening to it haha. What's the tune playing near the end?

Anonymous

this is UNHINGED. chef's kiss 👌🏼

Simon J Caldwell

The motivation makes me lift. The synths make me transcend.

Emma Loosky

Goddamn it, this is still my favourite. Late nights squats? If you say so