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Henry "Professor" Oak presents: Rocks Rock!, a raps EP of geologic proportions! 

We've attached a .zip file containing 320 kbps MP3s to this post.

Update 9/9/2020 - We've also attached .flac stems!

Track Listing

1. A Hamilton for the Museum
2. Rocks Rock!
3. Racism Doesn't Rock
4. A Spirited Debate
5. The Rock Cycle, ft. W. Yang; C. Cartwright; T. Leacock
6. Time for Bed
7. Cummingtonite

Credits

Rocks Rock is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Lyrics by Will Campos. Performed by Will Campos.

Racism Doesn’t Rock is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Additional string arrangement by Freddie Wong. Lyrics by Will Campos. Additional lyrics by Freddie Wong. Performed by Will Campos.

The Rock Cycle is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Additional production by Freddie Wong. Lyrics by Will Campos, Beth May, Freddie Wong, and Matt Arnold. Performed by Will Campos, Beth May, Freddie Wong, and Matt Arnold.

Cummingtonite is produced by Maxton Waller and Cory Barker. Mixed by Maxton Waller. Engineered by Cory Barker. Additional guitar by Freddie Wong and Maxton Waller. Lyrics by Will Campos. Additional lyrics by Freddie Wong. Performed by Will Campos. Additional vocals by Adrian Javon Martin.

This album was mixed and produced by Maxton Waller, and mastered by Eric Sampson and Wildflower Recorders.

Skits performed by Matt Arnold, Anthony Burch, Will Campos, Beth May, and Freddie Wong

Cover art by Lauren Haroutunian

Special thanks to Anne Turnbull

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Comments

Anonymous

Hey, why is this so good?

Ori

Holy shit. I got the patron just for this, Henry was always my favorite but was he always this… hot?!?!

Anonymous

We need another album

sarah s

why this white boy got so much flow?? dripping in the sauce??

calvin

Beth is The Rock Cycle was completely out of left field

Anonymous

I really wasnt expecting this to be as horny as it was, but i guess thats on me haha topnotch content

Anonymous

This is amazing! Listening to this in the morning with my girlfriend during breakfast

Elliott Loft Hunderup

I know I'm late but I just wanted to add that I LOVE when you can hear the inspiration from Hamilton!

Trident Craven

This is better than most albums dropped in the last decade

Anonymous

Im so stoked! Ive been waiting for this!

Catrissa

That album art. I love it. Very Henry. Very excited!!!!!

Anonymous

A true masterpiece of our time

Sean O

This is beautiful. Was that a sick Freddie lick on the titular track? Whoever it was deserves a pat on the back. This album is giving me years of life (This Windows 10 motif combined with the repeated plugs for Mac makes this the best long build joke of all time)

Anonymous

Those Zelda licks in Cummingtonite <3

Anonymous

This is amazing. Everything I never knew I needed.

Quinton Giambo

Anyone else having troubles with this?

Myles

this was incredible. beths verse caught me completely off guard as well. incredible.

Anonymous

What a PRODUCTION. 🤣

Jake Weiner

This is incredible

Charlie Karls

You know, that was way different (ranuchier) than I expected. Bravo dads! Well worth the wait!!

Anonymous

This shit SLAPS! SO... HARD!

Andrew Duck

So so so so so Good! This was amazing, definitely worth the wait!!!!

Yadi bo Body

This is so good!!! I think this is going to actually teach a lot of students about geology! Keep up the good work, daddies!

Anonymous

I feel like Time For Bed and Hamilton Rock have been swapped

Anonymous

This is now my jam

Anonymous

Beth May or Lizzo? we can't be sure

alpha reaperion

God DAMN these are fuckin. Bops!

Samantha Baranitsky

Hey! When I downloaded the above, track #1 and 6 were switched. Something to keep in mind if things are sounding kind of weird!

Philip Briones

Zip link doesnt work for me? I get "attachment not found" edit: works now!

dungeonsanddads

Hey folks - fixed the upload we mislabeled two tracks - the fixed one says "fixed the tracks" in the zip file if you are looking to redownload

Anonymous

I hate that number 7 made me actually blush but I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM, catch me playing nothing but this for the rest of the week

George Lister

I will be un-ironically listening to this album. Not to understate it but this fucking slaps harder than a 10 tonne rock falling from the top of the empire states building.

Mehmet

I thought this was gonna be kid friendly...

Anonymous

Christ this is amazing

Ciaran boyd

I am literally in bits with laughter. This is absolutely my favourite album of 2020 no fracking jokes. You guys absolutely blew it out the water. Keep up the good work!

Jacee Brodowsky

Omg this was so well done😍🤣

Brett Owen

This is so goddamned good

Douglas Underhill

This is what this day needed. Holy shit. Thank you.

Ben Sulton

Beth's verse on The Rock Cycle hit me like a fucking freight train

DeviantRabbits

Ya'll are Amazing~♡ But still no Silent Night 😔

Anonymous

This is so good, I needed this in my life 😂💗

Bob McCoog

Omg! This has made frigging week!

Anonymous

Oh man it was not even 8am in Australia and dear god I don’t think my legs will work I’m laughing so hard. Guess I’ll stay in bed.

Olivia

"This American Life while I **** my American Wife" 😂(this whole bit of track 7 is so gooood tho)

Anonymous

Is that a little guerudo valley in Cummingtonite?

Lexi SanDiego

Racism doesn’t rock is a fucking headbanger!! ❤️

Anonymous

Ok I knew this would be great but I did not think it would SLAP this hard

Cassandra Cordova

Idk why I thought this would be a pg album, but that made the shock of Beth May killing it that much better

Fiona Averill

HOLY SHIT you guys went so overboard I’m howling

Anonymous

Best album drop of the year by far 🤘🏽

Anonymous

Did you get it to work ? The zip link just loads infinitely for me

Audrey McKenzie

My partner was playing that level while I was making him listen to this with me and he made me back it up so he could show me!!

Bob McCoog

I've had this on repeat now for the last hour. This is incredible stuff and if I wasn't a Beth May fanboy already I definitely am now :)

Anonymous

I need this on vinyl!

Anonymous

Releasing this on my birthday is the greatest thing ever!!!

Anonymous

ngl racism doesn't rock goes hard

Kyle Barnes

This blew away every expectation. Thank you guys for banger after banger. Going to have these memorized by the end of the night.

Anonymous

This album is fucking amazing! My new house cleaning jam! Move over Brittany Spears!

WunDarWun

This is so fuckin great

Devon Suits

Absolute genius. Thank you

Devon Suits

Beth May’s choice rhymes were 😳

Shelby Holder

This was fucking great!

Daemen

Well worth every bit of the wait.

Anonymous

As a geologist, y’all absolutely nailed it. I have never laughed so hard. ♥️

Cherry

If ur man doesn't play u cummingtonite when ur getting down is he really worth it?

Anonymous

Guys, this really is so good. Oh yeah, and holy shit, Beth’s verse.

Anonymous

BETH MAY, TOP MC ON THE TRACK 🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

OH MY GOD BETH I LOVE YOU

Olivia Penry

that was a rock solid album

Anonymous

Welp, cancel the Grammys. We have the winner of everything! Seriously though, this was far and above anything I would have dared expected. Fantastic guys, and thank you for your hard work.

Anonymous

all I need now is Kendrick Lamar’s cover of “Racism Doesn’t Rock” and Gambino doing Beth’s verse. holy shit this is fuckin’ AMAZING

Anonymous

🔥🔥🔥 Great job!!!

Joanna L Perkins

I just want you to know this made my Quarantine 100x worse. How am I supposed to get down in isolation??

Lucas

I honestly did not donate enough to earn this!!!!!!

Andrew Duck

EP of the year, right.

Super Sleepy Wulf

What an amazing album! Surprised how no one has mentioned how Matt’s character when from “I think rap is nifty” to “Comin’ at you with super sonic speed.”

Anonymous

holy shit Beth in Rock Cycle wow

Anonymous

GERUDO VALLEY THEME IN CUMMINGTONITE?!?!

Anonymous

808s and heart break vibes on cummingtonight so beautiful lol

Lyle Martin

Thank you all so much! I haven't laughed that hard since, well, last episode, but still! Wowzers!

Nick Forche

That was fucking amazing. That was the most visceral experience I've had with a podcast, or any other media. Thank you all so much for creating this masterpiece. Will you fucking NAILED this project. Beth that was hot as fuck what the fuck. Maxton Waller this was phenomenal.

Anonymous

I feel like I've been reborn with this ep

Justin Melendez

Beth May may have just confirmed that she's the hottest thing to come to D&D

Edwin Kroon

Love this guys! Thanks so much!

Anonymous

Absolutely amazing. I am blown away by the quality! We need a “Talking Dads” Rocks Rock edition ASAP

Anonymous

Eminem been real quiet since Matt Arnold spit that verse.

Paul Cosgrove

1. The name of that Zip file, oh my God. 2. I didn't expect Henry to *actually* be able to rap.

Axel Selhammar

I hope this has some solid jams because NGL I've had Don't You (forget about yeet) stuck in my head for several weeks

Anonymous

guys this is completely insane and so good, School House Rock is shaking.

Skittle_me_this

HOLY SHIT!!! Digging the Rage Against the Machine vibe of "Racism Doesn't Rock". Sooooo goooood.

Alexander Cloudsley

You guys this is so much better than it needs to be what the fuck

Anonymous

STOP, this was ridiculously good. Thank you for putting your hearts fully into all your work!

Anonymous

WHAT each track is perfection how how how

Anonymous

How.. What.. I was not expecting these bops. I can not wait to learn Dr. Cartwright's lines

Anonymous

I have one thing to say: Start working on the next album!

Amy Irving

This has no business being this well made, lol I love Beth's rap in the rock debate

Megan

I LOVE THIS AHHH!! I laughed out loud to the point of tears! It is now on repeat as I work! GREAT JOB!! XD

Anonymous

Oh my god the Kendrick reference caught me so off guard lol

Anonymous

This is absolutely hilarious. This is what the people have wanted all along.

Joaquin Evia Del Puerto

Holy shit I was not expecting to jam out as much as I did 😂 Awesome work guys!!!

Josh J

I was NOT PREPARED for the amazing intensity of Racism Doesn't Rock

Darryl Holiday II

Did you go from a Zelda sample into a Kanye style with also a Kendrick reference on cd? Fuck yeah!

Darryl Holiday II

I see a lot of shout outs to Beth for the best verse. Or most shocking. Either way, while I think it's the best, Matt had my favorite verse. I love the personality and the way you went with it. Fsvorite track... 7.

That Johnny Guy

I. Wasn't. Ready. Please excuse me while I ladle up my melted face.

Anonymous

I am at a loss for words

Con

I absolutely was not ready for how good this is

Ya Boi Wae

Me: "oh it's Henry. This will be safe to listen to at work." Beth's part of The Rock Cycle comes on: *Me scrambling to find the volume*

Anonymous

Will we have the sacrifice Paeden for some sweet Patron stems? No way these can go without some remixes

Kayla S. Pingree-McCarthy

My husband and I drove around our town blaring this music today. It was the absolute best way to get angry looks from parents at the park.

Ryan

And I’m losing my shit at this. A Hamilton for the Museum set the tone straight off! Love this so much.

Jessy Lukens

Holy goddamn shit this is fucking F I R E. Please put a some up on spotify so more people can listen to this amazing EP, do what y'all did with At the Mountians of Dadness and tease them with a preview them sell the EP.

Reilly Gillis

Bro. Racism doesn't rock is a fuckin banger! So Henry now listens to rage against the machine canonically, right?

Anonymous

The literal only good part of 2020 thus far. Thank you for this gift.

Anonymous

No one was ready for Dr. Cartwright's verse in The Rock Cycle... This album was awesomeeeee!!!

Anonymous

oh god the last track..... HAHAHA

Kiera

... My God. That was... a wild ride. I need more! x'D

Anonymous

I. NEEDED. THIS. SO. F'ING. MUCH! Great work daddies 👌

Zach Hunt

This is way more than any of us deserve. Woa

Haley Borden

This fucking slaps so hard!!

Miriam

This is so good! You guys are crazy talented 😊

Rebekah Jakola

this is so fucking amazing this is so beyond a joke album this genuinely very good music

Caila

This is amazing.

Andrew Duck

You guys planning on making this available for purchase, cause I will definitely recommend to anyone and everyone that they should buy this EP un-ironically.

metamorphicae

I genuinely cannot stop listening to this, it's so good

ShambhalaKnight

Beth's The Rock Cycle part had me in tears.

Ashley Laduranteay

Only critisim is that in The Rock Cycle there's a verse that Pluto was the Greek God of Hell. That's a no on multiple levels. First of all, Pluto is the Roman name and Hades is the Greek name. Second, there's no such thing as Hell in Greek mythology. Sure, there's parts of the Underworld devoted to torturing very specific people who has done horrible crimes, but the Greek afterlife was very different than the Christian Heaven and Hell dichotomy.

dungeonsanddads

I just went off of Wikipedia: "Plūtō ([ˈpluːtoː]; genitive Plūtōnis) is the Latinized form of the Greek Plouton."

Ashley Laduranteay

Sorry to get nitpicky. I studied classics (basically the study of this stuff) in university, and the whole construct of Hades is the best Greek God and genuinely the nicest one of all is my specialty.

Anonymous

This was LITERALLY the farthest thing I was expecting But I AM HERE FOR IT

Anonymous

Can... Can this be on vinyl?

Anonymous

I want so hard to share this with the Ologies podcast group on FB... 😵

Sean Morrell

I’m having problems with this loading for some reason. 🙁

Anonymous

It’s everything I wanted and more thank you!

Talbert Tso

I almost did a spit take the first time listening to The Rock Cycle.

Zach Walker

Henry Oak: Starts singing about pussy Danny Sexbang: *SWEATS*

Emily Schneider

This is incredible! Is there anyway to be able to listen to it without having to manually switch the songs I can’t just let the track play. This is the only music I have listened to since it has come out.

Anonymous

I love this so much. Good job guys !

Serpentine

I am deeply disturbed by how genuinely good this is. Here's the thing but: my nephew has wanted to be a geologist since weirdly young and is now at uni for it. I've already bought him your Rocks Rock! pin, but I'd love to include this album to go with it. Don't suppose there's a physical copy available to buy anywhere?

King ETL

Ok but rocks rock is actually a bop tho

Jennifer Pointer

Beth's part in the battle is so much fun. And so unexpected lol. This is actually something I will listen to occasionally.

Anonymous

wow you really popped off, these slap for real

Anonymous

being a geology major only makes this ep better.

Anonymous

That Gerudo Valley beat in Cummingtonite though!!! This whole EP rocks. You guys killed it!

Marcy Brown

WOW i just listened to this for the first time and was unprepared for both how many things I had flashbacks of from my college geology classes and also how hard this slaps

J. Marshall Smith

Finally listening to this and it is so amazing! It absolutely blows my expectations out of the water.

Anonymous

I am genuinely staggered by the level of commitment to the bit necessary for this to exist. Sincerely: bravo.

Anonymous

GOD AMAZING

Anonymous

The disclaimer is unnecessary. This is very very great and I can't get Rocks Rock! out of my head. Well done Will ( and the rest of you too of course)

Anonymous

THIS IS A WORK OF ART. made my week, oh my god. if the lyrics are posted anywhere, i’d love to see them; the #rhymes are legitimately fantastic.

Fetterccino

This album has me QUAKING

Anonymous

I love how Racism Doesn't Rock turns into a RAtM song, shits a banger

Anonymous

No offense to the boys but Beth's rapping was like, really hot?? The whole thing is so impressive! So much thought and work clearly went into it ❤️

Anonymous

I can't believe how had this slaps!

Anonymous

totally worth being a patreon ^^

Anonymous

Ugh really wish I could listen . My phone won't open the file. Maybe I gotta go on my laptop? Can't wait lol

Bird Wizard

Was listening to this at work and had to rush to the bathroom during Beth’s verse to avoid breaking down in laughter

Tim Kreider

OMG this is utterly fantastic.

Tim Kreider

Packed with greatness. My favorite little detail is when Henry rhymes “show” with “sure” 😂

Anonymous

Beth May had no right to go that hard. I want to hear her do a rap album now.

Anonymous

this was much hornier than i expected & not in a bad way

Righter

I listened to this while driving and almost crashed from laughing

Heidi Nehls

Adequate words do not exist to express how much I love this. Matt recently said in Ep 39 that basically it’s game changing for Henry as a character and I agree. He’s brand new to me now. 🤯

Samantha Melcher

I am SHOOK from Beth's rap verse hahaha

Anonymous

I made the mistake of listening to this during dinner and nearly spat food across the room from laughing. Such a progression of “wow this is actually pretty good” “holy fuck this is REALLY good” “HOW IS THIS SO GOOD?!” PS. I want to marry Beth

Permelia

I NEED MORE MUSIC FROM Y'ALL THIS IS SO GOOD

Christopher Pete

Holy mother of mercy, those Genius lyrics comments are pure freakin' gold! Oh my god!

ToastyKen

Thanks for pointing me to that! Quick link for anyone else looking for them: https://genius.com/artists/Henry-oak

Mirnaluvsturtles

I cannot physically comprehend the dirty talk

Chey Stranger

I'm screaming at how good "Racism doesn't Rock" is. I've recently gotten into Rage Against the machine and Henry went FULL Zach de la Rocha.

Bunnie Trixx

I AM LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW AND GODDAMN BETH MAY!

Olivia Marino

I loved letting that real time Henry blow up wash over me like the baths Henry never takes.

Anonymous

Everytime i download it says the zip has no files

Jan van Egmond

... I just keep listening to this...

Detaurus

How can we buy this for a rock nerd friend?

Anonymous

It's absolutely amazing! XD Can we get some lyrics on these too?

Anonymous

Hi Kelly, all the lyrics are on Genius.com, a lyrics annotation database. So much thought when into the lyrics, they are definitely worth appreciating!

Serpentine

I think I mentioned upthread (too many comments to go looking), but my nephew is at uni going geology. He's wanted to be a geologist since he was like 6. I gave him your "Rocks rock!" pin for Christmas and told him about your podcast, and I played him the Oak rap. He very much appreciated it - was even like "hey yeah that's true!" And I'd *still* love to get him a CD of the album if you ever release one.

Anonymous

Ok, i'll bite and ask, who is cynthia? I honestly don't know, other than that, holy hell this album POPS HARD

Erik Martin

As a HUGE Kendrick Lamar fan I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed every second of this ❤️❤️

CitizenWriteous

Guys, please re-upload the lyrics and annotations to the songs: I AM A tiny bit OBSESSEd.

Anonymous

I don’t know how but this slaps way harder than it has any business slapping

Anonymous

I cannot believe this PREMIUM CONTENT.

Anonymous

i made this comment and then IMMEDIATELY learned that i could play 2 of these songs at work safely. THIS IS TRULY PREMIUM CONTENT

Dylan Gilbert

This is absolutely the greatest thing I've ever heard. You guys fucking killed it! Thank you so much for this work!

Anonymous

Bangers. Nothing but bangers 😩🤌🏼

tori

No because beth may’s part in track 5 fucked me up so hard. bye

Anonymous

Just subscribed and I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED! Love the Kendrick post track talking. You all killed this! By the way, George Watsky has a song called "Strong As an Oak" and the beginning of the chorus is "Everything is a-ok, cause I'm strong as an o-a-k!" and I feel like that is just something that could be an Oak family anthem.

Anonymous

I saved a bunch of the bonus content to enjoy once I finished catching up with the episodes- including the Rocks Rock album. Just played it through (twice) and dad-oh-dad, this is everything I needed going into Monday. Thank you all for this national treasure!!!

Orbital

Should probably tag this w/ #music

Anonymous

Hot damn, re-evaluating Henry after minute 3 of the Racism doesn't Rock track.

R0$3YY

New Patron here, and holy crap... I knew this was going to be good, but this is insane.

Anonymous

I’m so behind on this podcast and only just got around to listening to the album and the Talking Dads episode with Maxton Waller. I listened to both 3 times today. It’s so awesome!

Anonymous

Was that a little Gerudo Valley tunes mixed into Cummingtonite?! :D Love the show!

Anonymous

As a soil scientist this album has become my new anthem I will be listening to this any time I'm in the field

Alex

I was FINALLY able to figure out how to download the EP and just listened to it. Holy shit, this was FANTASTIC. I was not expecting the To Pimp a Butterfly epilogues. They were so well done, they were perfectly spoofed from that album. Hats off to you guys.

Jaina Brannan

I realize this is way late to the party but this is truly glorious. This is going in my work playlist haha. d