Covid learnings (Patreon)

10 things I've learned in quarantine:

1. Masks make me look and feel like a sexy ninja
2. How to sugar my own bikini area (it's like wax but literally sugar)
3. I'm capable of eating a 5 lb bag of sour patch kids in the span of about 6 weeks.
4. Online shopping is more about the anticipation of something arriving for me rather than actually owning it.
5. It was never that I didn't have time to cook, I'm just lazy.
6. Shaving my legs and armpits really never was to live up to social expectations. Tried growing them both out and wasn't a fan.
7. There is no limit to the amount of matching loungewear outfits one can own.
8. The right pair of scissors to cut your own hair really does make all the difference.
9. It's possible for banks to have a shortage of quarters.
10. People keeping 6 feet away from you at all times is a luxury I never knew I needed.