Red Guardian's Goods (Patreon)

Ugh. Yeah I'm for real kinda nuts for David Harbour's portrayal of Red Guardian here. I'm not gonna give anything away but, he's shown as a father figure trying to do right by his kids, big ol' beard and belly, even a scene of him in his tighty whities trying to pull his old suit on. Damn, they really out here tryna make me fall in love. Well I'll show them I'll... Oh, I'm already doodling his name in my sketchbook and drooling over his hairy balls. Shit, I got it bad.

Also, fun fact in the 'hard' edit: He actually says this line in the movie referencing his want to get frisky! XD