Tai Lung Axe Kick! (Patreon)
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So Kung Fu Panda put out a fourth movie and my old crush from KFP1 returns in the form of this ridiculously sexy snow leopard. Like, it's not a perfect film by any stretch of the imagination but I still had a good time. It's a fine kids' movie if you don't think about the plot too much... Or really at all. Or the villain's motivation. Or really a lot of things. BUT it has Tai Lung in it and that's enough for me! Lol. His time in the spirit realm has chilled him out a bit, and I think now that he's over his vengeance agenda he's ready to have a nice man be his boyfriend and train under him. Fingers crossed anyway cuz that's what I need from him!
Obligatory: "Oh yeah, fucking crush my skull with your powerful leg, Daddy! More! I'm still barely conscious! Unnh!" For my zoomer fanbase. ;P